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This guy rocks and he rocks pretty hard: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Theroux Basicly an English dude with extreme scepticism sets about the self help world, i can't remember the name of the guy or company but he basicly does not buy in to their shit, mass hypnotism to get people to believe they can become millionaires etc. He also goes to see ross jefferies a big name in the pick up artist community and is taught how to "speed seduce." He has this nack for pissing off americans Mass mind rape? The self help industrie is worth millions in america - when hes finished with this guy who has extreme optimism he says "what if you found out you had cancer?" The guy with extreme optimism eyes actually twitch!!!! Then he says "what if you get run over tomorrow and you lost all your limbs?"

I've started mumbling Japanese stuff now.

Ill ride that jumbo jet with a rope fasted to the tail. Im gonna get to see jackie chan.

its three years spent but im sure that shit holds ground for 7 to 10 years. It should be spent technically i went through 24 months of "rehabilitation" and if you don't re offend during your supervision its wiped... I think I can check with my old probation.

Yakuaza 3! Getting sucked in to the "japanesy!" world now. You get these moments when you take pictures with your mobile phone and they are funny as hell.

Yeah One of my friends has his e-bay shop up and running he sells his stuff and wheels and deals - trouble is if you want the new game on the day then you're gonna have to cough up, look at the part exchange price at CEX in leeds for heavy rain: £31.00 They are selling it for 45 though which is odd for them to be selling 5 bucks over the normal mark - at least tomorrow I can get metro 2033 if I can be bothered hauling ass - CEX are bad though for getting a game in on day of release so I may as well forget about it for now...

Keep em coming!

Cmon on! just say to the usher "Excuse me I currently have an alcohol problem and i thought it would be a good idea to inform you about this" (two pints of beer before you tell them) You leave and are forever crossed of their list! I sat in enough court houses to know there are much better things you can be doing, ive been a witness, the accused, the REALLY accused (two of the fuckers stood behind me in the dock while the crown court judge growls at me) Ive been up for theft of council property (it wasn't me my buddys took the car and stole like 40 high quality paving slabs) then one day im sat in my car - no tax, MOT, driving licence but just been sat there is not a crime... Im hauled off with my cousin copper stiched me up big time - in court he got egg on his face for sure. (thrown out) The second was common assault - bang to rights , hammered and nailed. If I liked the look of the guy in the dock and i thought he was in his rights to do the crime id be giving a not guilty plea all day, anyways everyone knows jurys are flawed.

My next upgrade is the "spin by legs" trick - Will drink more beer ASAP tomorrow.

Check on the dating thing - I went to a bar and downed a few beers (real names of beers too) and a "bottle" icon comes up on the left - then these guys come up to you and say "Hey you stink of drink! I hate scum like you!" Ensue epic battle. lol lol lol I'm just getting to grips with the heat gage - I threw a guy on to another guy (good damage) but have not been able to do it since, i started collecting all kinds of odd bits of stuff and think i need to take it to the guy who fixes stuff up... I kept the money between the two fish mongers 200,000 yen - SUCKER!!!

My friend is doing this shit right now, but yours truly is off the hook for jury duty due to my criminal record. Booya! Oh if you want to get of jury duty tell them you are an alcoholic. ;p

After playing Yakuza 3 long enough I might just be able to do that. RRP can kiss my ass. Nobody thinks that shit is cool - I really need to get some kind of ordering system in the works here for games.

Bingo! Game-station used to be a brilliant store you know what the cheeky fucks said to me when I got heavy rain? "Oh you PX a PS3 game that means you get 20% off!" I was like "really?" Looking at my receipt I did not notice anything resembling what the assistant told me all I saw was a list of games I PX and the total sum of money I paid which all added up to "39.99." These company's like a lot of other big names out there, lie, deceive, and milk every penny from your wallet, it does not matter if im a millionaire or as poor as a church mouse... I like to use CEX fair trade ins and fair prices, (my only decent option when out shopping for stuff, they don't harass you) I would love to buy my stuff online but my switch card has long since expired. I often hear about play.com been a great place to order from.

http://www.game.co.uk This company is bad for the following reasons: 1. It has massive muscles in the gaming division. It can purchase any shop/unit/shopping centre spot it wants. This puts smaller gaming businesses at risk - its bloated its way through the recession and has come out stronger than ever. Recently GAME has just bought out a massive plot in leeds the city I live in - and let me tell you it's a huge floorspace. 2. If you take in a 'new' game (for instance heavy rain) you wont get much on trade in THEN they will place the game back on the shelf at FULL PRICE. (with a 'pre owned' sticker on it) No bargains here can you even imagine the ignorance of the business tycoons monopolizing this strategy? 3. You can no longer directly call your local store - you are connected to a call centre charged at very high rates of pay. A few months back I could ring game and enquire about their new releases and stock etc before i went out of my way to purchase whatever it was I was looking for you know the good old fashioned "is it in stock how much is it" line. Now you are put through to a call centre and a robot first takes your call and asks: Please state the product you are looking for; So you speak like a twat and mutter a game with a bizzare title like bayonetta and NOTHING happens it says "Im sorry can you please repeat that , so you say it again then it eventually puts you threw to a REAL LIVING HUMAN BEING!!! (Nice little quid jerker there they really picked your pocket with that one) On hanging my phone up I realised it had cost me 3 pound to ring a call centre and ask about a game. This game cost me 43 in the end. I emailed GAME about all these new changes and even challenged them on games recent to the market been placed back on the shelf full price - the reason they do this is simple , money if you see heavy rain for 27 quid pre owned or heavy rain brand new for 40 quid then i think most people would go for the second hand one. It has been one week and I have had no reply. Im tired of these assholes bullying people - making you buy stuff you don't want at every given opportunity and most of all im tired of our hobbie been shoved around like cattle on a meat truck. And im tired of been asked if i want a "reward card" if you spend 40 quid you get a whole 400 points which = 1 pound. Im tired of been asked if I Want a HD cable when i just bought a new game, im tired of these assholes employing REALLY OBNOXIOUS or REALLY NICE people to service me. GAME has no sole - it has become a very powerful source in the UK (maybe in other guises else place too im just not sure on its history or what guises it goes under) and you know what? IT DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT. All UK users next time you buy a game get in from any place but GAME - I implore you - as a guy that cares and gives a shit to stop these arrogant fucks plowing its way through our real hobbie. Think of it like this - I buy eggs, I always buy free range ones, never battery eggs. GAME is the battery coupe for GAMERS. They target the "rich" market. If I can just put ONE person off from buying their next brand new game from their store My mission is complete. Ditch these pricks. Emsley.

Right so I wasn't insane... Ok Apparently im missing out on a few things here and there Im defently going to stock up on health now for sure! I havnt got the super finish yet, games now a days are becoming ruthless! (although i can head butt and do stomp some faces now and then

I just got through kicking this guys ass who uses knuckle dusters and is in possession of a woman and a kid... I couldn't beat him on medium and had to set it to easy for that fight... I just couldn't touch him when he went in to heat mode - the only hit I would get in was ONE quick jab, I put it on easy and was Good to go beat him first time - Can anyone tell me what I was doing wrong his attacks were unblockabile I could not grab him, And i couldn't chain a quick combo together on him - I tried attack and dodging, running round the back of him all kinds of stuff... I want to know what im "supposed" to be doing as it did not seem clear to me at all.

Can I get in china with a section 47 hanging over me? (common assault) I know austrailia wont let me in.

Groundhog day - that movie is still the dogs bollocks. Ned!!! PUNCH! The maytricks reloaded - don't care what anyone says all the matrix movies ruled - some cheese in between but what the hell.

What about the fillings in our teeth? can the sick bastard pop those out?

I need to go back to noob school for anything to do with maths.

Im in.

Aint got the money ryan if i had the money id already be some place... Hell id of been everyplace twice!

Im so getting that game.

Uh - i can scrape 500 pound together at a months notice... thats it... dunno what im gona do with that... I will however have to "reegan smash" the great wall of china its one of my life ambitions!

This isnt a must have title for me currently - but... When the collection arrives I will eventually pluck it from the shelf.