Jump to content

emsley

1Emu Veteran
  • Posts

    6,779
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    19

Everything posted by emsley

  1. I got the most power for my money.. Here are the Guts.. Gamers Athlon Dual Core 8800 (AMD Dual Core X2 6400 - 3.2Ghz L2 2048k cache, 2GB Kingston DDR2 667 - 2 x 1GB, 160GB SATA Hard Drive, , Impress Case , Colors 550Watt Silent Upgrade, 384Mb 8800Gs PCI express slimline, AM2 - MSI K9N-Neo-F DDR800x4 non intergrated, DVD+/- RW - 18X Samsung Lightscribe, No Floppy Disk Drive, Integrated Sound Card, Intergrated Monitor Speakers, , Microsoft Windows Vista Home Basic (OEM), No Additional Software, , Free Carriage, 13 Month Warranty) I'm almost back.. Then i have to get a phone line to my cruddy flat.
  2. Or Fatal AtrakShun!!
  3. Before you do that read my new article. http://neo-cream.com/drugabuser.htm (acid has the same active ingrediant as weed)
  4. Mine too. I'm actually hearing them lately..
  5. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1206585558 Enjoy.
  6. I had an hilarious idea to fake a face-book account, but it would be pretty insulting. If They found out about it after it was reported would my IP be banned or would they delete the account depending on the circumstances?
  7. google man.
  8. heh Someone got it.
  9. Gryph, I want to make love to that drummer. Good drummer right here. http://youtube.com/watch?v=_FgTmAGVqzI
  10. Only when people get really hurt or die do people realise how fragile life is. And how ignorant they are.
  11. Dude from metroid.
  12. ROFL RECTUM FACE!!! http://neo-cream.com/Lifeonthedole.html (england waits for you and money flows freely)
  13. Your stronger than you think. The very fact you still breath in and out restores my faith in human beings. God bless you for been here. And I am the same with music, I get down and pissed, slipknot all the way. And I scream like im from the dark ages. Beer makes me worse next day. So I drink again. And again.. Getting better though. I now do 3 or 4 days before I am really tempted by drink. Im beating it slowly... I nearly went over the edge with booze.
  14. Thats balony, we would all be too scared and be sitting with our loved ones. I would be tempted though to kick the crap out of my EX. Not like I would go to prison for it.
  15. I never bust a nice girls balls. If I do its only teasing. But like you say when they start acting like spoilt brats, and get twined in to thier own super egoes I just cant resist pissing on there thunder. I have had it in bars from "cavemen" One time this woman was seriosuly flashing her two puppies at me and I just pointed my finger and said "Nice tits" Unknowing to me the biggest guy in the world was her husband. I got a lot of stick for it, had my shirt ripped, but i still apologised, but the caveman would not let it go... I had to stop going to my local pub, there must be like 8 guys in there just waiting for me to say something wrong. And Its not like I really want to start fighting over a pair of tits now is it. If a woman is with me and she starts doing bratty stuff like lies, or crap like that, then I give her it and dump her.
  16. I have and I can tell you right now, It's the best. I like busting on attractive ones. One time this older looking girl asked me how old I thought she was? So I wrinkled by brow... 603 give or take 5 years. Man she cut me to shreds after I said but it was worth it. Other insults include telling my girl she needs to brush her teeth more often becasue her breath and tartar build up are really worrying me.
  17. The first level.. LOL
  18. I'm doing what I can. (Within reason)
  19. I'm homeless.
  20. I never get anything. I wish someone would send me something threw the post, a postal bomb or even a bottle of spicey sauce. Gryph I feel your pain.
  21. Everythings fine.
×
×
  • Create New...