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emsley

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  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_McLean http://www.amazon.co.uk/Guvnor-Lenny-McLea...5460&sr=1-1 He is dead now Got lung cancer that spread to his brain.
  2. First two albums were everything to a slipknot maggot. well mostly I still skip a few here and there. Who knows though?
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zS-W64_wb4 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aW-Lfk5ZmU why????
  4. Im in a bad mood so screw the little crap.
  5. Name: Bev Quick background: Met her ages ago in a pub when I was living in a hostel, know her threw old friends sister and kissed her one night nothing much came from it but I could always ruffle her feathers and get reactions from her. Maybe by just sending this link I could rule her even more? LOL only kidding. Ok how we roll: Message title: Tart Me: I'm going to throw a hard back copy at your head. BOrv: And I shall launch it back at you. Or maybe just put a match to it cos that's all it'd be good for. Don't LOL at me either. I hate it! Me: Send pic of tits please ASAP!!!11!!! BoRv: flock OFF. p.s. 'through' NOT 'threw'!!! Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMFG!! LOL!111! Email mobile? Address? A/S/L ?? You crack me up lass! BoRv: Jog On. Me: Is it that time of the month again? BoRv: No. I just find you irritating. Me: Internet... Serious business.. Remember to not use CAPS! You make me (lol) ======================================== ROUND TWO FIGHT! Me: How you doing sweetie. Im in a nice mood today,, So i thought I would be nice to you. xxx Borv: Well that's a flocking shock!!!! Me: Am I mostly cruel to women? BoRv: I dont understand what you are asking! Me: Do you wanna see my pecks? BoRv: Go on then could do with a laugh! ( I then try and get a picture of my pecks but cant get the camera to load to my old mans PC) ======================================= Over stuffs gone on but they are long winded posts!! You're a winner BoRv!
  6. Thats just crazy talk, last week I stuck a shotgun up a cats butt hole and fired, poured petrol on someone then chased them round with a box of matches then smoked cat nip and yelled "I am the lizard king baby!"
  7. Its actually directed very well in my opinion. All the blood and gore is mostly special effects.
  8. I'm a robot! Zonnnnnng!!!
  9. There are no women on the internets.
  10. Hahahahahahahahaha Dont fear facebook!!!!
  11. I know couples who have argued over facebook and myspace. They get jealous of any attention their partner gets, which by rights is a fair statement if you have been together a while, women love to attention if you join up as a woman (fake profile) and a few decent photos (realistic stuff) apparently they get asked LOADS of insane questions and guys randomly try to pick up on them. Same for guy if you have that look about you I figure.. I hated facebook recently but only casue I split with the EX so I just blocked her and some of her friends, it pisses you off though when they add one of your friends and you see them flirting each other with you in front of you're eyes, seriosuly got my back up one time.
  12. Thanks guys for checking it out! Gryph if you can upload it so I can direct link that would be great. The font is Goudy stout!!!
  13. Yeah but it just cut me off on the upload.
  14. Any religion that operates with fear can go suck a bible.
  15. Hey, Need to keep the quality up! Made a 30Meg one but it scrambled the video too much, this is about as good as it gets
  16. MY NEW VIDEO: NOTHING IS OVER ON RAPID SHARE IM GOING TO EJACULATE!!! What you get: Ass kickery magic from a guy called Rambo, this video took me two hours to complete which if I may say so is a fast time to make something packing as much testosterone as this video. It’s only obtainable threw cruddy Rapid share so if you have any space on a serve and can direct link this video hit me up a message so we can chat as my server needs an upgrade cause I’m running out of space. Watch the video, make your grandmother watch, tell them “Watch this video or I’ll find a way to harm you with sticks. STAY HEAVY!
  17. Unlucky bastards. ;(
  18. Flash floods are heavy stuff, Leeds were I live is geographicly "high up" so I should be ok. Gryph wait for people to walk past and hurl a hair dryer in the water.
  19. hahahahaha
  20. HERE WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOIN ON MY FUAKING ICE U LITTLE WANKAS!! Gi-Joooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  21. Im trying the first one getting it on PC/Hope mouse supports in there or will be giving it a miss.
  22. One time My TV burst into flames and I was feeling lazy so I just watched it burn.
  23. As long as she smoke my stick of rock!
  24. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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