emsley

Uk does it date/month/year

Hi I am special member who is not clever. the game you are looking for is bandits hurt people many times with sharp metal objects!!!!! its the best!!!! x Ps: Just kidding hang in there someone will post up.

YES!

yeah you log into steam and run an .exe with the razor 1911 release. Then its like : STFU steam. The skidrow seems like the bare bones release fire up and off you go. I wil be very happy just to blitz the single player. Edit: if i knew about the skidrow i would of got that one. Dam I hope this works.

^ Thats insane.

Acorn poons mac.

It's landed on PC Razor 1911 yet again doing the big titles before anyone else. Now All I have to is sleep (whacks him self with hammer)

^ I use to give the ex "a chin pie" she used to laugh like a little girl. Or when you go for the lemonade there like "Mmm Ow shave!!!" You get up with lemon on your chin and lips and shave with the electric real quick lol

Too. Much. info. Just woke up.

i got sideburns, and chin hair that's it but it grows like a son of a bitch. Could I at least have the works if my facial hair is going to torture me? After three days I cant use an electric because it will just yank the fuck out of me - every bloke on my mums side of the family and dads have superior facial hair wtf did the genetics do as they made me just forget? By the way guys women love the look of the two day shadow

Public enemies. A great film but I Kept on spotting fuck ups and laughing my ass off. They cast a well known scouse actor for baby face nelson and its hilarious as you listen to him try and do an "american gangstas" voice. "GeYht In the Kharowr!!!" (get in the car) I couldn't hear what johnny depp was saying half the time it was just like some strange rumbling I had my volume cranked right up even bale Who I like as an actor kinda had the strange "Grumble" going on. 8/10

Shibat: All you noobs omg wtf! This still aint hacked and on PC lazy fucks this game has been floating around weeks now the release groups are pussying about.

I've been filtering bull crap for about a month now it still sneaks threw some of it is fun with good friends. Plus untill they block you, you can harass ex girlfriends effortlessly.

^ No dude I can pop a woody. I should see a doc though.

Ice age three - Funny as hell in parts but lacked a little. 7/10

^ Hot water and a good razor. I used to get my haircut once a month and this chick used to trim my sideburns so fecking neat! Now I cant even afford a dam haircut once a month - my sideburns and hair are as bad as they have ever been. I have enver got the hang of styling my sideburns. I just end up making them look worse.

i think he should stick a mac where the sun dont shine.

My electric always does a shit job and I'm not even that stubbly. (I got a really good one too a phillip shave with three head thingys) It can take a while for your grain to adjust to your electric. i can go over the same spot for a minute and still miss a few here and there. I used fusion thing last week one with 4 blades and i couldn't believe how smooth my chin was. i cut my self twice, but dam was that smooth shave! I use the cheap ass Mac 2 or blue two as they are known with a little bit of patience you can get shit hot results for next to nothing price, the straight razor is a bad idea in my opinion. And i cant stress the importance of pre heating your stubble for it to slide off!

Vers how about enforced castration for repeat offenders especially those who are high risk? It would at least help the male side of things. I'm actually really considering deleting people i don't know or people I have not chatted to for a long time. There are a few on there that I really don't know but I always snoop them out or say "How do I know you?" i have some great friends on there that joke and laugh with me including a lot of women I tease. hexter I like your theory but facebook to a lot of the users is like completely radical and essential to their life's now, they wont of run round making web sites like us, we are kinda like the grandads of the interent when you think about it. Anyways good talking guys glad to know im not alone here.

It is sad. Just keep your baby's safe.

Im sure it can if the Xbox can do it. http://www.ps3-hacks.com/ Im not sure though , that site might help.

This subject raises a lot of friction and anger - in most cases if a person who was kiddy fiddled (sorry crude) they would see this thread and just get angry as hell. If i lived in the street and a peado lived over the road from me that would be different, very strong maternal emotions kick in and all hell can break lose. But hera that's a good intellectual point that peados do have a problem, there wiring is all screwed instead of the brain filtering out primitive urges there's leaks through. Most people would just have them shot, especially if it was there own child. Castration is becoming common now for them. people are not gonna solve the problem by running victor the peado over with there truck - it will result in victor been dead, and who ever ran him over getting lifed of in jail. and the kids losing there protection of one of their parents. What im saying is, the problem is here and responding violently or hatefully will never fix the problem im not saying invite "pervy peter" to your house for tea while your kids are in the bath to discuss his problem... The sad thing is a peado inst a peado untill he is caught. Be vigilant but dont be a moron is all im saying A year back a dumb guy got it in his head his neighbour was a peado (local to me) he beat this guy so savagely that the man broke all his jaw and choked on his teeth and vomit - it was later found out this man had zero convictions or anything else said against him about been a perv. The guy died and the idiot got lifed off. A complete waste of innocent life. This is why the police protect people from them selfs in these cases.

Borderlands review. (Single player only) Let’s get the basic crap out of the way first – It’s a first person shooter but I don’t think I need to tell you that considering we are a gaming forum, the game starts up quite impressively even though the splash screens for the PC are quite long paced – we have a great introduction and it sets the tone for the game from then on in – you get to choose between 4 characters and because this is my review I will name them thusly: A ninja – A woman – A medium sized looking guy – and a brick. All with individual skills – I picked the big guy known as brick and his special skill is smashing stuff up with his fists. I’ve not played around with any of the other characters yet. Once you have done that your greeted by a claptrap a tiny robot that scoots around on one wheel and has (at first) quite a lot of charm – this little douche bag introduces you to the game world and the basics of controls so for a FPS that will involve crouching, shooting, and jumping over a log and running. I’m always happy to get an immediate refresher on the basics of an FPS just in case I forget or panic when I’m greeted by an area where I have to jump to get to the next bit. The added element to this FPS is that it is a slight RPG hybrid with a good amount of stats on the weapons. If you love numbers and adding up all the pros and cons of a weapon then this should slap your ass and tickle your tits in that department. There are a few weapon classes (and hundreds of guns) such as sniper, smg, shotgun, rifle, and handgun. No surprises there then. The guns come thick and fast – you will be constantly weighing up your options with the weapons you find, does it do more damage? Is the rate of fire to slow? But this shotgun holds 12 rounds and that one only hols 6 but is three points power fuller? Is this scoped or not? Its good fun and I can tell now if I should pick up a gun or leave it on the floor for the skags to chew on. I rarely pick something up keeping it in mind to sell as the shops don’t really sell anything that out performs what you find in the general game world, the shops don’t really do much for you other than to get a few upgrades early on and health packs which are never quite enough to full up your characters health, you have to fiddle around with health one set does it quick the other does it slow. And you do have a limited amount of slots for equipment and your backpack but eventually you do get upgrades to help you out in this department. The action has a great a pace and balance to it, You will love getting into fights with the various enemies in the game and they do sometimes die in funny ways – I shot a midget with an smg the midget burned and caught on fire leaving some of his head and POP off it went – oh I’m setting him on fire with an element weapon some guns have electric/fire/acid add on but no big deal, but worth mentioning. Combat is fun – and it’s what gives the game its presence especially as the levels go up, you get to level out your character as you go adding new skills or faster reload damages or crazy shit like “When you kill an enemy you will have 10% damage increase for ten seconds” I normally find myself rattling enemies of with a shotgun to the face – it seems to down them the best. There is a good variation of enemies human and bugs alike. Some are just tougher variations such as – Bandit – will become Badass bandit! – Same with the bugs and the skags, the skags of which you will fight a lot of early on. And I have to say that you will fight bosses in this game which makes for a refreshing change as most FPS shooters can’t pull this off they are varied and can be tough to kill – and every time you fight a boss you get a lovely splash screen of the guy in mention its little touches like that that can make a big difference to a game. Overall combat is solid but occasionally (And only mildly) irritating as you yell “WTF HOW DID I DIE? I HAD FULL SHIELD BITCH!” (Oh yeah better mention you buy and upgrade your shields as you go) mostly you will enjoy getting into fights or dealing with pesky bird things that try and swoop on your face out of no place. Fighting the bugs makes for linier gaming but fighting the bandits more than makes up for it. There are plenty of missions and graphical difference as you go – I love how the game is cell shaded and it gives it that look – everything is solid in the graphic department (although I did experience tearing and strange twitching of my screen position) it’s a sandy affair with chunks of colour thrown in and certain points. I like the graphical style. It pleases me like a professional blowjob. Around the game world you will loot boxes, toilets, washing machines, mailboxes and a whole host of other shit I cant be bothered to write about here – in them you will find Money, ammo, weapons and nades. Looting is part of the fun but when you see another bunch of lockers lined up for you kind of start to go “Hmmm poopy!” Overall this game is a HIGH quality title I only wish there were more cut scenes like the brilliant start up intro to help immerse me even more, the only downsides really are the lack of character interaction, occasional irritating fights with bugs (there shit they just flop at you there could be 30 at a time and they would still not chin you) and an odd feeling of staleness in the game. Any true core gamer will have this sucker on his or her shelf. This game gets a big thumbs up from me. Oh and you can drive cars that fire rockets and they also do turbo. Emsley.

I get this same shit If I download a game WHAM no worries unless its bug ridden and you get loads of patches. Get your self a dongle Ice man.

GET OUT OF THERE HE IS A PEADO! OMG WTF! i need to update my status I foundz a nonce!!!