pay girls to play a game with you!

[emsley]

I've been using this service for the past two days.

[Krosigrim]

I have so many things I can say... I opt not to. LOL joking aside... Id have to kick you in the balls if you did

[veristic]

This is why I stick with Action Adventure and RPGs. If I wanted companionship while playing a game, i'd ask my girlfriend to watch with me and have her scowl at me from behind.

[Hawq]

good god enough people hit to to make it die, how desperate are these peo.. uh on second thoughts no need to answer, we can guess

Horny gamers crash 'console prostitutes' site

 

A site which services sex-starved gamers with the opportunity of playing online against attractive females for cash has... erm... 'gone down'. Sorry.

 

GameCrush.com is basically an escort service that offers gaming fun instead of sexy times.

 

For $6.95 an hour, players choose one of the many scantily-clad ladies on Gamecrush's books - and then proceed to take her down on a title of their choice. Halo, Gears Of War, GTA - they're all there.

 

And... well, that's it really. No dirty talk, no 'happy endings'. Just sore thumbs.

 

You'd think gamers would be a bit above some cheap exploitation like this, right? That it's degrading, yeah?

 

You'd be wrong. The site's Open Beta has been abandoned due to massive demand. It's homepage currently reads:

 

'The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than 10,000 inquiries in five minutes). We are adding new servers to provide players with the best PlayDate experience possible. Games with GameCrush PlayDates start at $6.60 for ten minutes.

 

Lord, help us. CVG crowd, feel free to throw in some sex-related game puns below to get us through these dark times.

 

Or just express your despair.

source

[Inky]

I doubt those were interested paying gamers. more likely it got on digg or slashdot or something and was just pounded by the curious.

[emsley]

Lets see how this goes.

[Inky]

it was linked on Penny arcade. thats enough to crash an unprepared server.

[Bambi]

I would game for money!!!!!

 

Forget school!

 

 

I havnt got to game much lately. Disney sing it was sweet though

[Bambi]

Well anyway, gaming with a girl can be frustrating. They usually dont take it seriously, and well... suck. I know a few girl gamers... and there is only one that I want to play with. That is our very own Bambi. She has true skill. She would likely frag most of you in here... many times over. I watched her decimate my brother in law. Anyway, On top of her skills, (achievement score of ridiculous((with help from her husband))) she is very nice and personable... AND quite attractive. Only catch is she is married.

 

 

OH Ya I forgot about him, It was on BF1943 I think...He was not having a good day

[Krosigrim]

Well shit... I get to game with you for free. AND quite frankly, you look better than the girls listed on the site. Just dont send me a bill for past games...

 

As for my brother in law... he isnt a "gamer" he does play COD reflex edition constantly, but thats a wii. He is pretty good or so I hear. He is usually the best guy on the match. But they are a bunch of kids and non gamers.. ya know... wii and all.

 

Bambi, girl... I hate this idea of looser gamers paying for ridiculousness but... lol........ look into it! Id hire you on the spot if I were running that business. LOL but yer husband plays... lol. Then he could do a girly voice and perhaps the hard up pethetasad guy wouldnt nottice. Extra cash for you lol

[Bambi]

Well shit... I get to game with you for free. AND quite frankly, you look better than the girls listed on the site. Just dont send me a bill for past games...

 

As for my brother in law... he isnt a "gamer" he does play COD reflex edition constantly, but thats a wii. He is pretty good or so I hear. He is usually the best guy on the match. But they are a bunch of kids and non gamers.. ya know... wii and all.

 

Bambi, girl... I hate this idea of looser gamers paying for ridiculousness but... lol........ look into it! Id hire you on the spot if I were running that business. LOL but yer husband plays... lol. Then he could do a girly voice and perhaps the hard up pethetasad guy wouldnt nottice. Extra cash for you lol

 

No I would never make you pay to game with me, the hubby with a girly voice....naaahhh