American Express must die

[Robert]

If I knew him, I would have passed the letters on to him.

 

But I have no clue who he is, or where he is.

[Alpha]

If I knew him, I would have passed the letters on to him.

 

But I have no clue who he is, or where he is.

There's no Australian Yellow Pages? <_>

[Robert]

Why should I bother?

 

 

Now, next installment...

 

 

In a Citibank envelope came a small handwritten card. It said:

citibank

THIS IS URGENT

 

Mr./Mrs./Miss Toni J O Donnell

Please Phone 02 8225 7504

between the hours of 9.00am and 5.00 pm

 

Contact: Ekta

Ref: 18451001

 

M995 REV 08/03 PTO

 

Pls call urgently.

Can help.

Last & final chance

Just shows it was a total waste of my time and money ringing the bastards.