blind Date on Friday

[veristic]

I'm willing to bet she's obese.

[Mooney]

I've got $5 on the girl actually being blind.

[Shibathedog]

oh my god

 

I went on a blind date once....flocking never again

 

She was ugly and fat as flock, I managed to keep my sanity and just sit there and try not to lose it (luckily we where at the movies, I figured it would save me from talking to her) and then I got yelled at for not making a move on her.

 

No way in HELL was I making a move on that crap. I pretty much ignored her and tried to look like I wasn't there with her the whole time. No offense to fat chicks, but she was weird as hell too. We seriously talked like 2 times on the phone before the date for like 10 minutes TOPS - she seemed normal at the time, but after the "date" she became obsessed with me and wouldn't go die somewhere like I had hoped. She actually started telling me she loved me and all this crap when i had seen her in person for a total of like an hour and a half.

 

I can never watch school of rock ever again without feeling the need to vomit.

[veristic]

Are you having second thoughts yet, Fatal? *laughs*

[Fatal Rose]

Nope, I like it when something funny stuff like that happens Tony.

[veristic]

Brave man. Remember to print those exit blueprints from wherever you're meeting her.

[Shibathedog]

Its funny now but it won't be when its actually happening lol

[Fatal Rose]

I am not worried about it.

[veristic]

*hears Jaws theme music*

[Fatal Rose]

Not sure if it is happening tonight, may be postponed till tomorrow. We shall see....

[Fatal Rose]

She texed me saying she can't make it tonight. No worries we will hang out another time. Haha I think I was more looking forward to telling you guys about what happened then the actual date.

[OverlordMondo]

Blind chicks are easy.

[Fatal Rose]

Ok I forgot all about her till my friend called me up a few minutes ago. Some 1emu members were asking me about this so I thought I would go ahead and update everyone. My friend has just informed me that she still wants to meet me, she is just going through a tough/crazy situation right now, something like that. Most likely I will see her this Saturday.

[veristic]

Ok I forgot all about her till my friend called me up a few minutes ago. Some 1emu members were asking me about this so I thought I would go ahead and update everyone. My friend has just informed me that she still wants to meet me, she is just going through a tough/crazy situation right now, something like that. Most likely I will see her this Saturday.

Ok what did she have to get waxed that made her postpone the date hmm?

[Fatal Rose]

Ok I forgot all about her till my friend called me up a few minutes ago. Some 1emu members were asking me about this so I thought I would go ahead and update everyone. My friend has just informed me that she still wants to meet me, she is just going through a tough/crazy situation right now, something like that. Most likely I will see her this Saturday.

Ok what did she have to get waxed that made her postpone the date hmm?

 

I have no idea whats going on with her. I have not felt motivated to call her.