School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

[Inky]

man I have had some burritos that could be considered WMDs. the other night my boss was at my post and he said he was going to go get something to eat. so I gave him 5 bucks and asked him to pick me up something. he came back with a pretty big microwave burrito. in big red letters on the wrapper it said: "DA BOMB"

it was aptly named

[PLasticSlug]

I seen those before.. they have like 98% saturated fat, 50g of fat and 90% of your daily cholesterol....

 

It makes me how flocken hard to they have to try throw that much lard and $hit into their food.....