Bluestinger X Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 (edited) http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/halo2.html pretty funny "War is about cheating," he replied. "You don't wait until the enemy has equal armor and guns and training to yours. You attack while you're superior, you attack them when they don't know you're comin', you attack them from behind. It's like The Bomb. You think The Bomb is fair? "Exactly. I've seen a million faces. And I've crotched them all." Edited February 5, 2005 by Bluestinger X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibathedog Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 that was funny, nice find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madi Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 lmao , i gotta try this hack jk JOHN: Do you hear me, my son? This is God. (MKULTRA wheels on him, brandishing two short machine guns). MKULTRA: Who is that? Is this a hack? JOHN: This is your lord. I have found you worthy. Now go forth and do my will. (Long silence from MKULTRA) MKULTRA: Oh, yeah? What's my real name? (John looks at me and shrugs) JOHN: Uh... Michael? (another long silence) MKULTRA: Dude, I can't believe this is happening. MKULTRA: What would you have me do, lord? JOHN: Go forth and kill in my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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