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    The Village

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    I liked the village nod*

     

     

    the bourne supremacy... hmmm that movie was grubbin

     

    KarlUrban.txt

     

    oh wait karl urban was grubbin <_<

     

    also his previous role as the general of the riders of rohan in LORD OF THE RINGS, two towers. of course i didn't know who the hell he was my friends and i just called him "the sexy beast from the riders of rohan"

     

    *nod*

     

    and oh yeah, the village good movie best 9.25 $ USD i spent including drinks and sour gummy bear candies.

     

    i thought that one part when joaquin phoenix was reading his report on why he should go out through the woods and into the other towns to get medicine was cute when he ended it with "the end" haha i was laughing, everyone was like o. O;

    Gaming Publication Recommendations?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Why pay for some paper when all of the info is available on internet with direct links to the sources (and usually more up-to-date)?

    word

     

    i remember before the internet i used to go to the grocery store and read this magazine called "TIPS AND TRICKS" to get some codes and shi*

     

    now i just go to GAMEFAQS.com :P

    You are what you drink.....

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    Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.....

     

    "I drink the wine cause it's good" i'm already sophisticated

     

    Vodka "MARTINI": Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf... Desperate to get laid.....

     

    "I'll agree wiht the horny hound :P "

     

    "i wouldn't say I'm desperate to get laid :P "

     

    "the thing about the scarf, i don't wear scarfs unless it's cashmere I wear chiffons mainly I'm allergic to other materials that scarfs are made of" simply cause it's GENERIC

     

    the source on this shi* is all whacked out :P

    Best Page Ever

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Friend randomly sent me this link and i just adore this webpage :rolleyes:

     

    Real Ultimate Power

     

    Also click on movies and check out the very last link, shows the webmaster showing off his sloppy ass staff technique *nod*

     

    my friend and I are gunna buy his novel haha lol..

     

    I wonder if this guy is like, really serious about all of this... o. O;

    1Emulation Conspiracies *joke*

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Theres are many unnatural and strange things that happen on this website. Here is the list of the impossible.

     

    1. Evil Eyes

     

    Though It seems like 1Emulation.com Is short handed, there are powerful eyes watching our every move. The admins of 1emulation are constantly checking though they don't really bother to post so you are not aware of the presense. Spooky no?

     

    2. Hooked Users

     

    People can't seem to leave 1emulation. Many people have tried but they keep wandering back unless they were banned. I myself tried to stop posting for a while but found my self posting the next day. Fatal Rose was also pulled in. Perhaps there is a 1emulation tracking signal that corresponds to the virus that activates a tractor beam that makes our computer open up the 1emulation website.

     

    3.  Post Counts?

     

    There are many grudges and off topics in 1Emulation. Though it seems like senseless bickering and another way to get post counts, there is a reason to why they do it. These people such as Agozer and Gryphonklaw want us to believe that they are trying to get their post count up so Gamecop would recognize them and make them mods. However, they are really spies from another forums mapping out every detail of 1Emulation and plotting the hacking.

     

    4. Interactiveness?

     

    It would seem Strange that many of the interactivity of 1emulation suddenly shot up. When the servers started, many people were excited and got into it, but the levels shot down after an extended period of time. And now, The interactiveness shot up again. What really happened during the low time of the interactivity? Maybe its because drugs were injected into members so they would feel obligated to do something?

     

    5. Anime Wave...Stage One

     

    When you look into many of the top elite profiles, you would see many anime pictures. Mainly, the users of 1emulation including K'dash and Magnis include pictures from the Naruto Series. They even took the liberty of giving titles to themselves such as Hokage and Jounin. Will the anime wave complete its invasion? And thats only the first part of it...

     

    6. No Low-Tier Users Allowed...

     

    Many users have animated gifs in their profiles. Its not a big problem because everyone likes to do it. It makes profiles lively and exciting. However, people started adding high quality pictures such as Fatalrose and his Jacky Bryant 3d picture, or Magnis with his multiple anime pictures. Many people would think these would be cool, but what are they really doing? This is what they are doing. Those pictures are preventing potential users of 1emulation that have bad computers from accessing 1emulation. When these users see these pictures, their video card can't handle and it explodes....

     

    7 Have you seen me?

     

    The beloved administrator and creator of 1emulation.com, Gamecop, has been busy working on improving 1emulation.com. Gamecop's true identity is unknown. We do not have suffiencient permission to give you readers information about Gamecop, but we can tell you some of his habits. He is known to be obssessed with something and he never answers your IMs because he is busy. He is also very private about his life and puts up 4 firewalls on his computer so no one can hack into it. Why does he hide from us? Soon, a bounty will be put upon his head and many users from 1emulation will go after it since they feel they sort of know him best. If anyone has information on this mysterious owner, contact us at Gov@Gov.Gov

     

    8. Who is your favorite Person in 1Emulation?..

     

    When there are no topics to be posted in, people create topics such as, "Who is your favorite character in SF/KOF/etc?" or they do a versus thread such as "Ryu vs Kyo..Who will win". The truth is, no one cares and these topics are biased due to everyone's opinion. So why do people keep making threads like these. Is it because they are unoriginal and can't think of anything for themselves, or are they following the "Agozer and Gryphonklaw" route and trying to get as many posts as they can...? What is the answer to this conspiracy? The truth is here. We find out that people feel attached to their "Fanboy/Fangirl" part of their brain and that part takes control on the human brain. When People play video games and their eyes are glued to the screen, the game companies are actually hypnotizing the people and inserting psychic probes into our minds. Thus, these probes activate and it is what prods the urges to make these topics. GG Capcom, SnK, Konami..We are watching you.

     

    9. Useless Posts

     

    There are a great amount of crappy posts on 1emulation.com. The truth is, the community of 1emulation are too lazy to figure out how to spell words correctly and at their full length. Also, their brain doesn't want to think making the users type whatever they pull out of their butthole. However, these posts make up 90% of the forums here. The other 9.7% are requests filled by leechers. Otherwise, 1emulation would have gotten a better start at the internet and emulation world rather than people talking about how cool a broomhair looks like or if turkeys are in fashion.

     

    10. Anime wave. Stage Two

     

    As We have told you before, the users of 1emulation are flooding the forums with anime pictures and anime titles. Whats next you ask? Anime flash movies? No, that is not it. 1 Year and 5 months ago, The users of 1emulation asked for an anime forum. However, Gamecop turned them down because he felt there were too many forums. So the anime fans had to continue to post their rants in the Current Affairs section. So How does this all fit in with Stage two? The Anime Part of the 1Emulation community are planning to flood a forum with useless posts that still correlate with the forums itself so it is not considered with spam. They hope that soon, Gamecop will be forced to delete that forums, and that they can put up an anime forums in its place...

     

    11. Inappropriate Users...Part one

     

    Now, when we look at the community of 1emulation.com, we think it's just a bunch of weird, but friendly people. However, that is where we are wrong. It is true that 1emulation isn't the usual batch of users on a emulation forums. They are nice enough to try to answer everyone's request without resorting to the infamous google search. That is not the secret side of the users on 1emulation.com. If you look closely as some of the topics, you see a lot of hidden flames to politics, and you would find our users like to talk about sex a lot. The forums are just not where they talk about it. The DC++ channel and the IRC channel are still hidden places where users can talk about sex and pron and illegal drugs freely since there are no filters there, and the owners of those channels don't really care at all. Users of 1emulation are also free enough to use AOL instant messenger and MSN and ICQ...So when you look at a user of 1emulation.com, think of what else he/she is thinking about besides just being nice to you...

     

    12. Inappropriate Users...Part Two

     

    This time, we are looking at the other side of the users of 1emulation...the users themselves. The users of 1emulation are strange enough...each with their own separate personalities. We have a Martial Arts Artist, A Seinfield Fanboy, A Guy that has been banned more times than anyone else but still exists, Loners, and many others. Now you would think 1emulation is an interesting place to be because of these different people interacting on a community, but no it's not. What you see is a gathering place for freaks and others. 1Emulation is actually a beacon for strange people so they can interact with each other where they can't fit in anywhere else. However, we don't know what is going to happen when everyone gets there...

     

     

    Ok Please note this is a Joke topic. Its kind of gripes but eh it works without offending anyone. I'll add more later

    dang babe, you need a juice?

    typing all this shi* :lol:

     

    not feeling so fresh?

     

    i hope you know that SHAVING YOUR "PUBLIC" HAIR WILL NOT RID YOU OF CRAB INFESTATION...

    What's your favorite cereal?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    I was just eating a bowl of Cocoa Puffs and began wondering what cereals you people like. Since there are way too many choices, I didn't make a poll out of this.

     

    My favorites are Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms.

    GET OUT!

     

    I'm eating a bowl right now!

     

    C O C O A P U F F S & SPECIAL K CEREAL

     

    or if i'm feeling fruity i eat T R I CKS CEREAL i mean trix

     

    but usually i just eat oatmeal in the morning :lol:

     

    i eat cereal in the afternoon and evening

    S.f. P R I D E Parade

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Yep the pride parade was off the chain, dispite the fact i forgot about the parade & woke up late with a hang over with it so yeah... ;)

     

    we got there around 1ish and the floats started crusing around 10 AM PST so yeah oh well.

     

    The small stands and the crowds there were great, lots of deck stuff for everyone

     

    Hot bodies,Pinup Chicks,Rockabilly Boys & Girls, Home Depot Department all over,goths,hipsters all in one little happy bunch. There was this one girl who looked like betty paige but i'll not get into that since this an ALL-AGE type deal.

     

    Even my straight friends had a blast ;) busy checking out the good looking lesbians even though they have no chance in hell, but still great eye candy *nod*

     

    all the other party booths were knockin even the R & B section, the Rolling stones cover band sucked :D

     

    so yeah thats the PG-13 Summary of that afternoon & night

     

     

    B)

     

    here are some friendly photos of the event

     

    DUDEwithlonghair.txt

    This dude has hella long hair, when we saw him we were like :oH SHI* someonw with longer hair than you! [friend of mine]

     

     

    Village.txt

     

    yeah this place was pretty deck, there were some hilarious drag queens there, and nudists -.-; and hella people were all dealing drugs here and shi* haha

     

    Generals.txt

    and of course ate lunch @ my favorite underground chinese restaurant in chinatown before we went back to the party.

     

    so yeah that was the trip, lots of fun positive energy from all the people that day, too bad i hella forgot about the parade and didn't get sleep the night before i would have gotten tarted up but oh well theres next year :)

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