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over this old ass topic.
i'm neutralblooded right now
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okay
but the cheats dont work, i don't know how to activate them.
The general "input" says that cheat is A and when i press it nothing happens
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hella useless ass thing.
for that money i'd rather buy a light meter and maybe 300 sheets of pearl ILFORD photographic paper
over that
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ugh! i HATE JWAKASTANKO!!!! when i see him in the streets, i will FIGHT him, and knock him the hell out...lol you know that refuge he's with is actually a mail order bride from Thailand who happens to be a transexual! lol
ja ja ja, i wonder if he's sure he wants to introduce his girlfriend to me....
stoopid ass ma flocka! ugh got mah blood pressure up!
now i gotta think of alexandre despatie!
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What does this have to do with a hamburger?
it has everything to do with hamburgers.
alexandre despatie is associated with everything.
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ummm, you have to remember. you're a sexy bit easy for you but not for people like jwakadanko.
haha
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umm
Alexandre Despatie and I are vegan
oooo baby girl the streets are on fire
such a dirty look that i ENJOY
kyokugen. you know what i'm talkin about
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thanks guys, so where do i extract this shi*?
just in the MAME folder?
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EDDIE MURPHEY - PARTY ALL THE TIME
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Ohhh yeah, my girls are back in the bay area once again to blow our minds.
for you local boys here on the forum can tag along
i *heart stormy*
friend of mine who went to the summer show said that stormy is a conceided bi^%, thats hot
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I'm lookin for cheat codes or zip or whatever for MAME
i remember someone gave me a link to some website to donwload it but that was like 8 months ago and i lost the link so yeah
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FLIP-FLOP
You can run, but you can't hide
group of folks
"whoo!" thats a heated question.
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as of this moment everything is focused on kerrys comment on dicks lesbianic daughter. So we can forget about the real issues and how poorly iraq is runned by the bush administration
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yeah baby, this is how much money i got from the government!
thanks bush!
i'm also looking forward to being shipped off to iraq as well with your draft coming up!!
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Yeah Guys i plan to get sattelite radio around 2006'ish when HOWARD STERN comes to sirus radio LIVE AND UNCUT BABY MMMM
so yeah, any of you cats know anyone who has sattlite radio and how do they like it and is it expensive and shi* is there alot of drama to go through to install it and all that mumbo jumbo...
*nod*
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LJDLP - Weiße Rose
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This is what the Collector's Edition box looks like and it retails for $79.99 at EBGames:
oooo i'm so buying that, and this sucker comes with CS SOURCE??
i'm waiting for DOD source
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i didn't read all that BS text that fatal wrote, but whoever thought the bad sequels were KOF 1996-2003 should get their ass beat.
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ohh is this one of those games where you create some land and throw in people to live.
like this snes game i played before called populus or populous or whatever it's called
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X-BOX?
zzzz
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umm, i think hentai websites
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looks around*...
wow i like the new look for the forum
it's cool coming back after a frenzy of current events going on and shi*
the new look is deck.
now lets bring out that fashion section in this forum
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye,
thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
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Subject: FW: The SIGN says what?
To: Sally Fowler
Subject: The SIGN says what?
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOURWIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
There is a lost dog in your neighborhood who has strayed away from her owner. The dog is a dark brown Chihuahua with a white stomach. The owner is heartbroken and is willing to pay a generous reward for the dog's safe return. She is currently putting up posters in your area. Please be on the lookout for this dog LUCKY".
Subject: ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Amish Women
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer
stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted
to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
could be dangerous. "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have
my husband repair it as soon as I return home.
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals so you should have your husband check that too. "Again I thank thee.
I shall have my husband check both
when I get home." True to her word when the Amish lady got home she told her
husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on
immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong
with the emergency brake.
I found these on the net on another forum and thought you might like em.
what a long joke....
...Honey, I don't read.
"I'm read to"
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i don't like andy
figures someone like you don't like andy
Eyes burning, heart pumping...
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all you fake ass A & R's make me wanna play
PIT FIGHTER FOR SUPER NINTENDO