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    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Welcome to 1Emulation.

     

    Viewing and posting in the forums is free, but we will have to charge you if you close this window.

     

    BTW:

    someboddy attacked Gaggy with a Pimp Slap (1 str) and took off 16!

    Gaggy has 0 HP left!

    Gaggy is now dead, therefore cannot counterattack!!!!

    You gain 1 frag(s) (0 stolen).

    Gaggy has no strength therefore cannot counter.

    You gain: 1 EXP points!!!!

     

    This is your official welcome!

    RPG World 3

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    I will not let this thread die!!!

     

    NEVER!!!

     

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    Ryla looks out of the window. "Are you alright?" She asks Racid. "Y-s I -m -ri-t" Racid replies with a mud filled mouth. Lucius also looks out of the window. "Who is that ninja?" he asks and points on a ninja who holds an ancient looking vase.

     

    Racid jumps on his feet and looks at the ninja. "You are under arrest, thief!" he shouts. The ninja places the vase on the ground, and shift into a fighting stance. Racid prepares to fight as well. "Don't worry guys, I can take him. He is only one ninja after all) he says to his friends.

     

    The ninja raises his hand. five more ninjas jumps out of nowhere and take positions. Lucius jumps out of the window to assist Racid, and Ryla jumps right after him. Alos takes the door cause he is a robot therefore his jumping out of window skills are limited. Nelfag tries to jump out of the window as well, but he is still drunk so he slips and falls on his back.

     

    Ryla and Lucius start chanting. The first ninja throws a punch toward Racid, but Racid blocks the attack and counters it with a kick. The other five ninjas approach to the heroes. Racid takes out his hookshot. Lucius finishes his chant. EXPLOSIVE RUNE! The spell defeats a ninja. Ryla also cast a spell. ACID BOLT! Another ninja is defeated. Racid whiplash wish his hookshot, taking down the remaining three ninjas.

     

    Ryla looks astonished. "You fight almost as good as your brother..." she says to Racid. "I thought you are just a goof off..." Lucuis adds his two cents. "Actually, it makes sense." says Alos, who has just arrived, as the door is on the other side of the building. "You didn't think his intellect got him into the rank of a Squad leader, right?". "I don't *HICK* know..." Nelfag says, still lying on the ground. "He is pretty *HICK* smart for a cop...".

     

    Racid looks at the first ninja. "Who are you and what are you doing here?" he questions him. "What we are doing here is our own business!" the ninja says. "As for who we are - we are novices of the Tasoben ninja tribe!"...

     

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    Diego sits at his offices, worrying about Ghede's next call. The door opens. "Randy!" he welcome the guest. "I really hope you have something good to report this time!". "I think I do." Randy replies. "We think we know who are the thieves who steal our loot.". "Than tell me!" Diego commands. "Very well. The thieves are ninjas who are trying to return some lost artifacts of their tribe..."

     

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    "The Tasoben ninja tribe?" Lucius is surprised. "What happened to the Tasoben ranger tribe?" he asks. "We were the Tasoben ranger tribe." the ninja replies. "300 years ago we decided we want to be a ninja tribe, so we changed our classes. We did it because rangers are gay."

     

    Racid removes his glove and uses it to slap the ninja. The ninja passes out. "What was that cruelty for?" Ryla asks. "You have already defeated him!". "He said rangers are gay." Racid justifies his action. "I had to slap him with my glove as a challenge for a dual!". Ryla stares at him for a moment. "Not with your armored glove..."

     

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    Randy enters a building. Inside the building there are four thieves sitting aroung a big box. "I have delivered the report to Diego." he says. "Anything else?"

     

    "Let's see." says one of the thieves. He takes a cookie out of a box, cracks it open, and takes out a note from it. He reads the note. "O.K., this is the next report.

     

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    To be continued...

     

    Seriously. Please continue this.

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