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What I find funny about it is that they're priding themselves on having memory tubes with the caskets. They say that most places will try to up-sell with a casket with a memory tube.

 

In case you don't know, a memory tube is a plastic cover thingy for a name tag of the deceased. In case there's a flood and the caskets are floating around, they want identification of the person without having to open them.

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Apparently in Brazil where my Dad lives, they don't do burials, when you die you're cremated within a day or two. He'd be ash before I even knew he was dead.

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I want my funeral to be like in the movie "First Knight"

 

Being cast off on a small boat and have an archer shoot a flaming arrow, burning me on the water.

 

You could smell me for miles. mwahaha

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Anyone else reminded of when you die in The Lost Vikings?

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