I can't drink water

[iq_132]

That's even worse, I hate alcohol.... it all tastes like rubbing alcohol.... on top of that, I dont get drunk. Not because I choose not to, more like, I physically can't... or it's real hard to.

 

Stop drinking cheap vodka.

I corrected it for you

 

Very true. Get something like Grey Goose if you're going to do the vodka thing. I suggest a mixed drink if you can't stomach straight alcohol; A Sex on the Beach, Fuzzy Navel, or a Screwdriver would probably be a better drink.

 

As for the whole water thing, I don't blame you. Bottled water tastes absolutely nasty. Not only are you paying for tap water (bottled water generally is tap water), but it's filtered through stuff like Coal, and put in a plastic bottle -- giving it that lovely plastic flavor. As for tap water itself, if you live in a city, there are a lot of additives as well as the fact that the water travels through metal pipes. If you get well water, you're really getting some full-flavored stuff there.

 

The best water I've ever had is from the well at my grandmother's house. The well is less than 20 feet deep and the water is ice cold and the flavorless. (oddly enough, she lives uphill from a swamp. ^^)

[Explosive Misanthropy]

That's even worse, I hate alcohol.... it all tastes like rubbing alcohol.... on top of that, I dont get drunk. Not because I choose not to, more like, I physically can't... or it's real hard to.

 

Stop drinking cheap vodka.

I corrected it for you

 

 

It's not just vodka...it's everything...

Trust me, I've tried a lot of alcohol, and they all taste like variations of rubbing alcohol.

So, mnah!

[ken_cinder]

There isn't a bottled water in North America that actually comes from anything but a tap. Don't believe what you read, it's like the patty supplier for McDonalds, they call it 100% Pure Beef, cause that's the name of the company!

 

Well water, drilled to a spring. Or water you bottle yourself from a spring FTW. Just like Inky said, bottled water is the biggest scam ever conceived.