Uwe Boll should stop making movies.

[Agozer]

On the one hand, I can't feel too bad about Far Cry because, as it is, it's really set up to be a crappy just-for-fun action movie, maybe starring a younger Kurt Russel.  On the other hand, I'm sure this guy could make even THAT too stupid to bear watching.

Heh, a reclutant hero stranded in an island *gasp* with terrorists and some mutants. But yeah, everything that Uwe Boll touches turns into a pile of crap. Even things that *could* have potential. Sort of.

[Wizard]

Bloodrayne the movie isn't even worth the nudity and sex.

[Daeval]

On the one hand, I can't feel too bad about Far Cry because, as it is, it's really set up to be a crappy just-for-fun action movie, maybe starring a younger Kurt Russel.  On the other hand, I'm sure this guy could make even THAT too stupid to bear watching.

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Heh, a reclutant hero stranded in an island *gasp* with terrorists and some mutants. But yeah, everything that Uwe Boll touches turns into a pile of crap. Even things that *could* have potential. Sort of.

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I haven't beaten it yet, and I don't suppose this is any sort of trend in the game, but to be fair, I didn't expect the minor plot twist that happens when you finally do get the girl. Of course, it was entirely because I had resigned myself to a shooter of the most absolutely mindless kind.

 

 

And they should title bloodrayne:

Bloodrayne: Milla Jovovich Was Too Expensive

 

I never played the game 'cause it looked like a lame ride-the-wave-of-pubescence kind of game, but the cover art screamed "This is that 5th Element Girl" to me.

[Agozer]

On the one hand, I can't feel too bad about Far Cry because, as it is, it's really set up to be a crappy just-for-fun action movie, maybe starring a younger Kurt Russel.  On the other hand, I'm sure this guy could make even THAT too stupid to bear watching.

Heh, a reclutant hero stranded in an island *gasp* with terrorists and some mutants. But yeah, everything that Uwe Boll touches turns into a pile of crap. Even things that *could* have potential. Sort of.

 

I haven't beaten it yet, and I don't suppose this is any sort of trend in the game, but to be fair, I didn't expect the minor plot twist that happens when you finally do get the girl. Of course, it was entirely because I had resigned myself to a shooter of the most absolutely mindless kind.

 

 

And they should title bloodrayne:

Bloodrayne: Milla Jovovich Was Too Expensive

 

I never played the game 'cause it looked like a lame ride-the-wave-of-pubescence kind of game, but the cover art screamed "This is that 5th Element Girl" to me.

I haven't beaten it either.

 

Now that we're talking about BloodRayne, I watched the trailer and judging by that, the movie sucks ass. Hell, even the game was basically sold just because the protagonist flashed more-than-average amount of skin.

 

So what's this deal about the movie's climax being Hot Lesbian Action? Tells a lot about the production values, don't you think?

Edited February 4, 2005 by Agozer

[Daeval]

So what's this deal about the movie's climax being Hot Lesbian Action? Tells a lot about the production values, don't you think?

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If that's true, I'm going to love photoshopping a halo marine's head onto one of the girls.

Edited February 4, 2005 by Daeval