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  1. yesterday was a very long day. i finally called her and asked her how she was and about our families. she seemed kind of bored of talking to me, but i kept going. i then asked her if she wanted to to meet at a restaurant and get something to eat, she agreed!! since it was for dinner, i went to the mall with my mom to get something to wear since i had to look good. she bought me a 100% leather jacket and i went to a haircut place for some hair gel which i guess it's called. i even bought sunglasses!! i never knew my family wanted me to get a girlfriend so badly. i then arrived at the restaurant and found her sitting in a booth and joined in on the other side. i was a bit confused at first since i saw two glasses of coke and both were drank from. one was hers as well so i started talking to her and how she was. the waiter came to our table and i ordered a regular hamburger (they are very tasty). all of a sudden, this fat man sits in our table. i'm just staring at him and then he kisses her on the lips!! oh my god, my hands are going to smash my glass of water. my hair is pointy, i have a leather jacket, and sunglasses on in a freaking restaurant. the fat man then asks who i am and i say i am a member of the family. he then shakes my hand and presses extremely hard. i think i broke 10 veins.. the pain was horrible after he let go. i talked with them for another 2 minutes and excused myself. i had to look for some ice, my hand was bright red. i asked the lady close to the kitchen where they were cooking for some ice. she said she would get some, but i kept looking at my watch and already another 2 minutes past by. i can't make them think i'm constipated in the bathroom for 5 hours. i then see an ice box close to where they have all the drink flavors. right away, i put my hand in the ice box. ooohh, it felt good! then, my luck got worse.. i noticed it was caviar or something like that. do they even have red caviar? my hand was even more red with this stuff in it!! i quickly ran to the bathroom and tryed to wash it off and then ended up getting it all on my pants. i then tried wiping that off and no luck. i finally go back to the table and the fat man who i found out his name is hossey looks at me very strangely. i think he noticed my pants was a bit red. so i eat my hamburger and i forget what they ordered. but i mention how i am studying to get a bachelors and hopefully make a lot of money. i even wink at the girl, i think it was some kind of unconcious reaction. i do not know, but she smiles! they then decide to go sit at a bookstore and talk more. as they get up from the table, hossey puts his hand on her butt and taps it while she gets up! i lose breath and try to stay calm. i can't believe that son of a biatch is with the only girl that turned my world upside down. from there, we went to this place called barnes noble? while i am walking, this old woman puts her middle finger up at me. i think this mean flock? i don't understand why and notice her eyes are looking at my pants. i don't know how but i think the girl who i like never noticed it since they were infront of me walking together. after were done at this barnes noble, i say goodbye and hossey offers me a handshake again. but i say "no, it is ok, no more, please. you are a very nice man." she then says, "it was a pleasure to meet you hapu. say hi from me to your mom." what the flock? i love my mom, but she could have said something more to me. that's it, i am going to get her to like me somehow. i don't know how, but please help. this was the worst the day of my life.
  2. i am sorry, i am not accustomed to these different ways you people interact. i have very little experience with woman i'd like to marry one day. as for the "bing bang boom", it is just my polite and funny way of saying as garageink said "hard on" which i guess he is talking about the same thing. i am a very religious person and i am trying not offend any of the other readers. i've been browsing this forum for a week so after reading some previous topics, i thought i should make my own topic about this problem that i have no idea what to do. hopefully, all will go well. i am thinking of asking my mom for some money so i can buy a nice leather jacket and whatever the other men use to make their hair all pointy. i think it looks cool.
  3. i am 20 years old and yes, i know this is an emulation forum, but i need help. english is not my first language and please do not ask me where i am from. i saw this pretty girl last night at a family gathering. she was so beautiful, it was hard to hold my thoughts correctly because i try not to be a pervert. at first it is all eye contact and i can't take my eyes off hers. she probabaly thinks i am superman using laser vision like i am analyzing her, but wow, it was unbelievable. i then went into the kitchen to get some water and she came in too. i introduced myself and said "hello, my name is hapu, how are you?" of course my name is not exactly hapu, but a little longer. anyways, she then said, "hi". i could not believe it, just a "hi". what is wrong with this world? does she not realize that all my studies will make me rich soon? she does not even say how i am or how she is or you know what i mean. she then drops a fork on the floor and then it happened. the most beautiful sight came to my eyes. i thought it was the light or heaven. but it was her underwear!! my gosh, i should have taken a picture of it with my camera phone! it even had two cut sides, it was just a string!! it was the first time i've ever seen such a string on a person as this "laundery". but then my "bing bang boom" boomed. i quickly ran into the bathroom to relax and meditate to make it just the bing. oh my god, i was so embarrased and i think no one noticed. after i came from the bathroom, i asked my mom about the girl. she then said it was my 2nd cousin, but who cares? my mom and dad are cousins, it don't matter. so i got her phone number and i am scared if i should call her or not? i do not know what to do at all. i have never had a girlfriend and my friends say it is time to lose my status as the guy who has never done the thingy with a woman. i think it is time and i need your help and please tell me what to do. i am thinking of calling her tomorrow to see how it goes and maybe take her to a fancy restaurant.
  4. my name is Hapu and i was looking for a good emulation site and a place to talk about life. looks like a great forum, i will try to post as much as i can with my busy schedule.
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