NeuronMaster
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Yeah, I doubt this will work. Anyway I don't care since it only affects young people and basically all kids suck now so flock 'em.
That's an attitude I really hated when I was young, and I hate it now since I'm still young.
It's not a bad idea, but with the teachers we have here...
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For a good reason, because the old movies were 1337, and then Lucas went crazy.
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I took this from a different forum that I visit...often
JFK Reloaded - I was lookin' for responses of this game when I thought of this topic. If you don't know what it's about it's just the reenactment of you playin' as Lee Harvey Oswall and you try to kill JFK just as he did. (I'll like to see somebody make a mod from this usin' other presidents or world leaders.)
911 Survivor - This game is about the World Trade Centers of course, and isn't finish yet but I can only imagine how it's goin' to turn out.
NY Defender - This flash game is about defendin' the WTC's from incomin' airplanes. The english version is at albinosheep.com but the server is so busy there, so I'm sure this french verison will do.
Extreme WTC Jumper - Another 911 flash game where you score points performin' moves in the air before you go splat.
If you know of any other sick, twisted, psycho games like these post them. If you're offended by these games post that too. If you have any ideas for a new sicko game post that aswell.
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you forgot about the casinos
and then killing em afterwards?
woops, nm, I keep forgetting which scandanavian nation you're from from. ANyway, yeah, the Finns are pretty much the natives of their land
they are the native....unless they were to eat thanking vikings or somethingWe don't celebrate Thanksgiving. What a horrible nation we are.You never need to thank the local for giving up their land!
Vikings have very little to do with us, but whatever.
That is why they dun need Thanksgiving! America need to ask forgiveness from the Native American by thanking them with turkey
You forgot the part where we get them all addicted to whisky, destroy their culture with capitalism, buy off much of their land for ridiculous prices, and put the rest on what amounts to house arrest. The killing comes largely after that.
MmmmHmmm Turkey and Football.
Nothing says thanks like blowing a bundle of cash at a casino..At least teh casino is happy.
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Is DS out?, I didn't pay any attention so this is news to me.
I still think the 2 screen idea sucks a big fat something or other.
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Roper - Sayonara
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Ooo, so that would make it a Turduckenail?
While I've never eaten duck or quail they sound pretty good.
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A turducken is a Turkey stuffed with a duck with a chicken stuff inside it (the duck)
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Lord of the Rings.
Ol' George Lucas is on his 3rd strike (Episode 1 wasn't too good, episode 2 sucked.)
Oh, and in California, 3 strikes and you go to jail.
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I'll try and remember to pray for him, I do hope he makes a full recovery.
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that site got pwned.
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So you'd rather we go in hunt of 72 virgins in the sky by blowing up as many people as possible.
Excellent.
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Ahh screw it, its not worth arguing with people who argue prevarically and denigrating
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Full Metal Panic and Full Metal Panic 2: Fumoffu.
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Juliana Theory - Trance
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PS2, Xbox and Gamecube are all really early, still in the beta stage.
You can keep an eye on it at ngemu.com
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I have a special cake for you.
Does it happen to look like
THIS?
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I don't really have anything planned, but I'll have a party in maybe 2 weeks.
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I wouldn't know, I'll ask where I got it from though and get back to you soon as I get a reply.
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i think a ban may be in order for you, Neuron Master. I'll admit that it was funny in a sick sort of way, but i still disagree with your politics.
Haw. I put a warning on it, so shame on you for clicking it.
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It's all about what you're doing and where.
This is kinda long.
The Act of Insertion
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories
Satisfying Partner (organ size)
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.
Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories
Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories
Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories
Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories
Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories
Approaching Orgasm
Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories
Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories
Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories
Pulling Out
After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories
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Bush Seeks Funds for Abstinence Education
in Gossip Café [/offtopic]
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It worked for me.
Anon.