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    Games That Pissed You Off ?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Goldeneye 007

    Suckiest FPS I've ever played. Espionage my ass. Just adding a silencer to a gun is not espionage. Then the total absent of any form of healing made my head hurt even more (plus the many mindless idiots who claim that was a great idea make it worse). I don't mind the no jumping but there were a couple of stages that needed it...badly.

     

    Perfect Dark

    A perfect (no pun intended) example of how multiplayer options ruin games. Remember when this game first hit the news. Looked great, good story panned out, etc. Then Rare decided to be morons again and add 3429623435423423846293 multiplayer options that ruined that game all together.

     

    Battlestar Galactica

    Cheap knockoff of the Star Wars Rogue games. Some horrible missions where you are asked to shoot a specific part off and you have no idea what it looks like let along where it is.

     

    Soldier of Fortune

    This game pisses me off mainly cuz there are people out there that say this is the most violent FPS ever. Same ones who've said all the other things I've written. Wow, cut up a person a million times opposed to pissing in people's mouths causing them to puke which in turn you can take a shovel and clean swipe their head off or make them cower on the ground and cause them to piss in their pants. SoF violent my ass. Tetris is more violent than this.

     

    Zoop

    The Gameboy version pisses me off. Extremely plain and boring. Wow, the game is frantic with 25 pieces that all look that same. Wow... :-D

     

    Xenosaga

    Another RPG with a crappy fighting system. Mainly the money. The story is stupid as well. A sequence in the ending was ripped off of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. The one of the Millenium Falcon flying out of the exploding Death Star II through the flames. Yeah, now you see it.

     

    Rygar

    All graphics...no game. Then they had to put biatch Slap (I call Britney Spears that cuz her drunken signature reads biatch Slap) in the game and even make a CG scene of her singing in like another one of her faggy videps.

    Games That Pissed You Off ?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    I must put in my 2 cents.

     

    Mortal Kombat: Special Forces

    Stupid all around

     

    Jade Cocoon

    The whole fighting and gaining level crap was all nonesense. Someone had to puke that leveling system up.

     

    Final Fantasy 9

    Couldn't stop getting headaches from how rushed this entire game was.

     

    All Tekkens

    Always Namco's guinea pig for the Soul games.

     

    All Virtua Fighters

    If it weren't for Kage...I wouldn't of even noticed this game. Wait...I still don't.

     

    Legend of Zelda; A Link To The Past

    Best LoZ my ass.

     

    King of Fighters '99

    The only one I own and fully played. Tooooooo sloooooow.

     

    Ninja Gaiden (Xbox)

    Wow, ripped off 4 things (so far that I've noticed) and every moron still thinks it's an original masterpiece...PFFT!

     

    Halo

    This game reminds me of something. Oh yeah...Red Faction!

     

    Alone in the Dark 4 (which ever was the one release on PC, DC and PSone)

    Crappiest survival horror game in existence.

     

    Wu-Tang crappy beat-em up game

    Replaced Thrill Kill. Nuff said.

     

    Blood Omen 2

    Faggy fighting. Roam freely my ass. Faggy story.

     

    Strider

    Was too hard for me at the time.

     

    Any game that deals with flying

    I hate flying games.

     

    BMX XXX

    Worst extreme sports game in existence. Plus my head still hurts on how the PS2 version is censored and the others aren't.

     

    Dead to Rights

    Cliched out the ass.

     

    Splinter Cell

    Like I really care how real the light is and that curtain like crap move around "realistically". Maybe instead of spending so much time on something that truly does not matter and maybe on better gameplay, story and maybe...I don't know...the entire game. Then maybe Splinter Cell could of been a MGS killer. Or not.

     

    All Tomb Raiders

    I bet Crystal Dynamics will show Eidos how to truly make a game. We've had what 5-6 sequels and these idiots (Eidos) still couldn't understand that the biggest problem was controls? Oh no, it must be that Lara doesn't have enough moves. Or her tits don't look more science fictional yet. Pfft!

    Tekken 5 Screens

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    No, hes dead. The video even said so, unless your right, which then I will kill 3 doors.

    Just to let you know. At the time I wrote that post...I did know he was reported dead from the video which is why I wrote that. Kazuya was reported dead too but look what happened in T4 (as someone else stated).

    Tekken 5 Screens

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    What? A Tekken I might actually like?

     

    Too bad Craig(I think that's his name. The one that killed Armor King) and King don't look like they changed much. My man Yoshimitsu always looks awesome since 3.

     

    I bet Heihachi dones some Devil gene crap and is the boss.

    Daredevil Game Canceled!

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    Btw, the Riddick game as I heard is set before the movie Pitch Black. It's still in beta and people already are giving it "good" (or as I like to call it Blindly) reviews. NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION!!!!

     

    Daredevil is a comic character that needs to stay in the comics. Same for Namor and his DC counterpart Aquaman. WHEN WILL THERE BE A GREEN LANTURN GAME (I pray there hasn't already)!

     

    Me and my m00n brother can make a Deadpool movie happen and be too awesome. Get Henry Rollins to play as Wade. Too perfect.

     

    I even have an idea for a trailer for a live action GI Joe that'll awesome too. I need to draw a storyboard for it soon.

    What Do You Admit?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    I admit that I like hating.

    I admit I like being hated.

    I admit that I also don't mind being liked or liking anything/one but hating or hated is alot more fun in all it's seriousness.

    I admit I'm a ninja.

    I admit I'm from the m00n.

    I admit that everything I say is the truth and nothing but the truth so help your god.

    I admit to finding all religions retarded.

    I admit to being badass beyond anyone's imagination.

    I admit that Ville Valo is the sex.

    I admit that Mike Patton is god.

    I admit to finding redheads more attracting than others.

    A Political Cartoon...my Reaction To Recent Events

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    Haha! Okay, then don't read these threads. It's that simple.

     

    So the pictures of prisoner abuse and the beheading of a guy are complete speculations of bullcrap? The invasion of Iraq is complete speculation? The reasons behind the war are still debatable but they're not speculations of bullcrap. Why don't you bring a real valid argument to this table and then talk crap, till then just shut the flock up.

    You're not even on the same page as I am.

     

    Anywho.

     

    I'd like to point out that this is The War On Terrorism. That means ALL terrorist. It's that plain and simple.

     

    Back to the main topic at hand. Prisons should be fearful. The prison system should start humiliating and beating the living hell out of every prisoner more and more. Sooner than later, people will no longer do bad things cuz they don't want to go to prison. That's the point. Now these days, people don't care. Prison is a luxury to them all. Making executions publicize either by televising it or showcasing it to the public will strike the point across.

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