zhugeliang
-
Posts
276 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Events
Forums
Blogs
Downloads
Posts posted by zhugeliang
-
-
Most likely its gonna end up on the pc after about 3 months like they did with knights of the old republic. No such thing as a Xbox exclusive anymore..... at least with it being ported to pc cuz Bill Gates owns both them biotches and its an easy way for him to make an extra million or two by porting over to his "other" gaming system. Plus it would take almost next to no extra work at all cuz Xbox and Pc are about the same thing.
-
As a child you do childish things.
Thank you for being truthful K
-
-
That's cool, I wasn't trying to glorify it. I didn't start the thread I was just replying to it, if you didn't notice, but whatever. You're entitled to your opinion and I am to mine so here it is.
Flock You!!!
Have a nice day
-
Guess it must've been on of those instances where you had to be there for it to be funny. Youre pawning was pretty good tho.
-
When I was about 12 my friend and I joined a gang. We both used to roll hard, or as hard as we could at 12 with 18-21 year olds backing us up. Well I was living in Torrance at the time but I am originally from Long Beach and the gang that I belonged to was in Long Beach and my older brother is in it too. I end up having to move back to Long Beach because my mother couldnt handle me. I live with the gang for about 8 months with minimal contact with my friend in Torrance. One day we go down to pick him up from school only to find out that he had not been representing the hood. I guess he was letting everyone diss our gang and walk all over him. Naturally we had to handle it, so we get him with us find the people who were flocking with him and let them have it. Later on that night we tell him that we were going to a party and take him to a desolate park. Its like 12 midnight at this time. We pull him out of the truck and proceed to break him. In the end he lost 2 teeth and one was shot back into his gums. We drop him off at home and take off. We then find out that he was sent to the hospital for internal bleeding and yada yada yada.
He ends up getting some false teeth and is never the same again. He starts to do all kinds of drugs and eventually ( so I hear ) sucks some guys dick for some X at a rave. Just saw him the other day while at work and his fear was still in his eyes. As soon as he saw me he got that, OH MY GOD look in his eyes and began to stutter. He had his new boys with him but that didn't stop him from kissing my ass in front of them and his girlfriend. What's so cold blooded about that you ask? He used to be my best friend, and when I saw the look of terror on his face...... I laughed, and I'm pretty sure he knew why.
-
I fizeel you yo
-
unless it was Michael Jackson's monkey, then you would want to shoot it to put it out of its misery.
-
heh, sorry bout the paragraph thing... yeah, but this isnt what i believe. I was just going off for no reason at all.
-
All good points, but I was thinking more along the lines of them making this crap what they want us to be in order to keep us from bettering ourselves. If a teen is on welfare living on section 8 and has a birthday. Does he spend his money on food for hhis family? Hell no. He spends the whole 100 plus some he borrows from his grandma to buy one pair of shoes that he probably gets jacked for down thel ine by some dude who likes 50 cent. They are picking these people in particular to be in the limelight so that they can guide the youth into oblivion.
Musicians and Entertainers play a collosal role in what our youth believe in. It used to be that our heroes were the likes of Malcom X, Martin Luther King Jr and JFK ( who was quite possibly the coolest president ever, with clinton coming in a strong second with the monica thing ) who actually made you want to be a better person. Now all you got is people trying to tell you how cool they are but when you emulate them they tell you you cant, cuz you aint real enuff. Its some kind of evil paradox. Like Gryph said, these days you got single parent households, more then those with both parents and if you put a child who has only a mother or father next to someone to had both you would immediately be able to tell the difference in most cases. The poverty is so bad that even if you have both parents most are financially secure enuff to have a stay at home mom or dad. That means that this kid is basically growing up off of television and what his friends are telling him. Our youth are raising themselves. Its a vicious cycle that will eventually tear us all apart. Look at it like this.
The media takes full advantage of the fact that children are having less and less guidance in our modern times. No parents around to show them whats right or whats wrong. So they cram all this junk in there heads about how they should act and such. But none of this crap is the stuff thats gonna help this kid get into college. Kids are getting out of high school and not having a dam idea what they want to be in 5 years. They havent spent a single dime on anything other then drugs or clothes or some other materialistic bullshit that the media sells them so by that time they are basically flocked. And just who gives a crap? Noone, the media already juiced him or her for all they had so it doesnt mattter. Hopefully he get capped up while trying to gangsta. But hopefully by then they would have been trying to pimp and had gotten a girl pregnant and then the cycle starts again. Another poor child in poverty with no guiidance... but when it gets some money we gotta make sure it knows about the latest gunit sneakers. I
mean...... WTF???
EDIT by GryphonKlaw: I just added some paragraph spacing for easier reading.
-
Think about this, the new wave of cool in America seems to be hip hop and gangsta rap and such. Wearing the fat chains and throwing up gang signs, white boys want to be black and so on. I can't help but to think that there has to be something to it. In the recent spotlight that has been heating up the ground where ever Bush is, you start to see how things are only happening to help a certain level of higher society move even higher into society. Think about this, the music industry over here lately has catapulted more gangster rappers and such into the limelight then country, rock, jazz or any other music genres. And its always the most gangster rapper or whoever is proclaimed to be more REAL that everyone wants to emulate. Rarely do you see a rapper who is talking about anything other then poppin a cap or smoking a blunt or smacking his hoes. Now Im not saying that there is anything wrong with that but dam something has got to give. Kids are eating this crap up, they cant sit in class and remember how to do fractions but they remember by heart how 50 cent got shot 5 times and would kill someone if they tried to take his chain.
These kids then try to emulate this crap and become the hardest mofo out there so we got like these toothpick nerds trying to fit in talking about how they bust someones cap or lost their virginity at 5 or something. It boggles the mind how America is brainwashing the youth. Im not saying that the image they portray in television and music and such are causing these kids to act a certain way but it certainly does not help. I can't help to think that there is some kind of group of people that are pulling all the strings and trying to segregate us from them. Its like they want to know who is a lower level citizen (in their eyes) and if that is the case then they are doing one hell of a job. With all the stuff they shove down our throats they all have us dressing a certain way or acting out and ignorantly. Most are even exploiting themselves is negative ways and teaching the children things to keep themselves down. Take that big black lady Monique off of that Parkers television show. She is one of the most ignorant people I have ever seen but yet shes on television and people are looking up to her. Look at 4.9 out of every 5 rappers and tell me if you dont hear them talking about whats gangsta and so on.
Doesnt it disturb you to see that the image that they press on to us is one of negativity. These rappers and actors can all afford to act ignorant or lash out at authority but us common folk cannot. We go to jail or die for things that they can walk away from or pay a fine for. But that doesnt stop them from telling us that we should shoot murder cuss and spit at police. I dont know where Im going with this, just something that sprang into my head. But it kind of makes sense.... or does it?
Is there someone out there trying to controll us through the media?
-
heh, hopefully its not too wiggity wiggity wack.
-
The game is developed by AKi, they did all the old school n64 wwf games... well most of them which are still some of the best out there. They need to make money so they use the rappers. They talk all that trash about it being a free form fighting game but its still a wrestling game at heart. No way in hell it compares to Tekken or anything like that but its still fun to play a game starring people that some people regard as idols. Its like playing moonwalker or something. The rappers make it cool and the rappers make it MONEY.
-
Yeah, this game looks pretty sweet, I was gonna take a copy home from work but the ups left the box with the fooking xbox versions in kansas. Why couldnt it have been the lame gamecube versions?
-
Heres a good one, I was in the mall with my gf looking for some stuff for her...... I can't let her go alone or we would be broke by the end of the shopping spree. So we walk into this store and we start grabbing stuff for her to try on. We get a bunch of stuff and she goes into the fitting room to try the stuff on. I wait outside and she comes out and says that she doesnt like it. We go out find some more stuff and I send her back in there because by now Im like WTF am I doing here. I tell her Ill keep looking for nice stuff. So I see this shirt I thought might look nice on her and walk to the back dressing rooms. I holler which one are you in and she tells me Im right here. I just figured she went in the same one that she went in before so I stick the shirt in the room, which was only a cloth curtain... and say here try this on. Then I see this red and black g string and just as I was about to ask her when she got those panties I looked at the mirror and saw that it wasnt my gf. Funny thing is that she was bent over when I walked in so I got a MAJOR porno position. I was so embarassed I just walked out of the store until my gf called my cell phone. hehe. Poor girl. If youre out there poor girl... Im kind of not so sorry.
-
haha those imprints of thegames on the television were put on there better then whoever put all that junk together. That picture looks sooo fake, that dude has to be a midget or something
-
is it just me or does that thing look majorly photoshopped?
-
Roms Suck
-
Speaking of, Whats a moderately priced mp3 player? My mom just got a ipod mini and that thing looks righteous but its going for like 250, and i just spent about 800 on the comp so thats completely out of the picture.
-
Fable should be pretty good for that I think, but other then that Everquest. You can get married in that game hahaha.
-
Lord of the Rings Battle for Middle Earth
-
yeah, could whoever got it make it into a patch and distrubite it plz?
-
Well, the link is gone now..... lame. Guess he got jumped all over by the lame losers who just want to be leet and keep this kind of stuff to themselves.
-
say what? you can change the skin? how do i go about does'n that?
Jokes
in Gossip Café [/offtopic]
Posted
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
**************************************
On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye,
thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
****************************************************************************
Subject: FW: The SIGN says what?
To: Sally Fowler
Subject: The SIGN says what?
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOURWIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
There is a lost dog in your neighborhood who has strayed away from her owner. The dog is a dark brown Chihuahua with a white stomach. The owner is heartbroken and is willing to pay a generous reward for the dog's safe return. She is currently putting up posters in your area. Please be on the lookout for this dog LUCKY".
Subject: ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Amish Women
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer
stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted
to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it
could be dangerous. "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have
my husband repair it as soon as I return home.
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
animals so you should have your husband check that too. "Again I thank thee.
I shall have my husband check both
when I get home." True to her word when the Amish lady got home she told her
husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on
immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong
with the emergency brake.
I found these on the net on another forum and thought you might like em.