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  1. emsley

    Repent

  2. emsley

    Na na na na na na an BATMAN!!

  3. emsley

    What's this all ABOOT

    1. Fatal Rose

      Fatal Rose

      Ask Ian Le Creme

  4. emsley

    Just had unprotected sex with a junkie hooker. Fully sober on my part, and it was a thought out decision.

  5. emsley

    Do the monkey.

    1. LoRd_SnOw

      LoRd_SnOw

      That's alright.

  6. emsley

    since my kid arrived... My brain has re wired its self. im becoming sensible. Its a rip off.

    1. Robert

      Robert

      what kid?

  7. emsley

    FREE SPEECH STAMPED OUT IN THE UK!!!!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      https://www.facebook.com/
  8. emsley

    gonna have me some fun - get drunk on rum (mac predator)

    1. Jitway

      Jitway

      Aye Ye Matie a good bottle of rum ye says

  9. emsley

    I wrote some poetry in this piece and im pretty upset about losing it.

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      Just kidding buddy haha :P

    3. Superman

      Superman

      Roses are red

      voilets are blue

      the site is back

      and so are you

    4. Alpha

      Alpha

      voilets? lol

  10. emsley

    Post more, post faster.

  11. emsley

    Cool guys dont look at explosions.

    1. Robert

      Robert

      They cause them!

  12. emsley

    I'm a SEXY SEXIST

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      The sexiest of all sexy sexists!

  13. emsley

    I'm a SEXY SEXIST

  14. emsley

    BUT! Isn't Betty a woman's name!

  15. emsley

    No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there is no limit.

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      No no limit we reach for the sky, no mountain to big, no valley to wide...

  16. emsley

    Is it rape if she agreed to sex but fell asleep on you but you carried on for an hour #blinddrunk

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    2. Shoma

      Shoma

      ba zing!

    3. Bambi

      Bambi

      depends if you got any in her hair

    4. ken_cinder

      ken_cinder

      If you didn't, then you're not doing it right...money shot FTW!

  17. emsley

    I pee pee.

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    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      What would you need to drink to pee that?

    3. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

    4. Bambi

      Bambi

      would be a hell of a fun show to see though!

  18. emsley

    dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  19. emsley

    dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  20. emsley

    La la la -

    1. Krosigrim

      Krosigrim

      La la la la la la

       

      (dracula)

    2. emsley

      emsley

      do do do doooo!

  21. emsley

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    1. LoRd_SnOw

      LoRd_SnOw

      sticky.

  22. emsley

    back from pub, twas shit so i called it a night - skint for a week and half now.. glory glory!

  23. emsley

    Of "tu" pub.

  24. emsley

    Fuck me!

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      get them to come sex me.

    3. Rag

      Rag

      together!?

    4. emsley

      emsley

      Yes plz.

  25. emsley

    Ha! Threw that shit before I walked in the room!

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