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emsley

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Status Updates posted by emsley

  1. Na na na na na na an BATMAN!!

  2. What's this all ABOOT

    1. Fatal Rose

      Fatal Rose

      Ask Ian Le Creme

  3. Just had unprotected sex with a junkie hooker. Fully sober on my part, and it was a thought out decision.

  4. Do the monkey.

    1. LoRd_SnOw

      LoRd_SnOw

      That's alright.

  5. since my kid arrived... My brain has re wired its self. im becoming sensible. Its a rip off.

  6. gonna have me some fun - get drunk on rum (mac predator)

    1. Jitway

      Jitway

      Aye Ye Matie a good bottle of rum ye says

  7. I wrote some poetry in this piece and im pretty upset about losing it.

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      Just kidding buddy haha :P

    3. Superman

      Superman

      Roses are red

      voilets are blue

      the site is back

      and so are you

    4. Alpha

      Alpha

      voilets? lol

  8. Post more, post faster.

  9. Cool guys dont look at explosions.

    1. Robert

      Robert

      They cause them!

  10. I'm a SEXY SEXIST

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      The sexiest of all sexy sexists!

  11. I'm a SEXY SEXIST

  12. BUT! Isn't Betty a woman's name!

  13. No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there is no limit.

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      No no limit we reach for the sky, no mountain to big, no valley to wide...

  14. Is it rape if she agreed to sex but fell asleep on you but you carried on for an hour #blinddrunk

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    2. Shoma

      Shoma

      ba zing!

    3. Bambi

      Bambi

      depends if you got any in her hair

    4. ken_cinder

      ken_cinder

      If you didn't, then you're not doing it right...money shot FTW!

  15. I pee pee.

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    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      What would you need to drink to pee that?

    3. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

    4. Bambi

      Bambi

      would be a hell of a fun show to see though!

  16. dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  17. dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  18. La la la -

    1. Krosigrim

      Krosigrim

      La la la la la la

       

      (dracula)

    2. emsley

      emsley

      do do do doooo!

  19. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

  20. back from pub, twas shit so i called it a night - skint for a week and half now.. glory glory!

  21. Of "tu" pub.

  22. Ha! Threw that shit before I walked in the room!

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