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A list of things that suck and a list of things that are pretty neat.

Posted by emsley , 06 October 2009 · 455 views

Behold! Things that suck!

1. People who use the word "seshening!" on facebook - Primarly used to describe "Been intoxicated with alchol - cannabis - cocaine - and anything else that is availabile at the time. If I could re-coin this phrase it would read thusly: "I'm a fag."  Not only does the use of this word come losely from the garbitual mouths of less than intelligent people - it also implies that A) You have no life. and :D You turn to "sheshening" when you are bored or have not reached a level of anxeity reduced state for quite some time hence the excitement often followed by exclamation marks to get this point across that they are happy to refuel their habbit. Yes people in other words when someone says "seshening" it normally means I am drug dependent and also un happy and will take drugs with many other people who too are in the same boat as me. Sadly these people tend to breed while "seshening" bring more and more doomed indivuduals to the earth.

2. Been raped in prison.

3. Been forced to wait in line.

4. Not been able to shoot people who you can plainly see have no contribuations other than misery to the planet look her for an example of someone who would greatly benefit from been able to shoot people.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=mg0ov1LUdOU
No waiting, no forgivness, no understanding just a good old fashioned bullet to the head (and two too the balls just incase)

5. Waiting on Aliens colonial marines to arrive.

6. Waiting for Postal 3 to arrive.

7. The state of the benefit system in England.

8. The state of England.

Behold! A list of thing's that are pretty neat!

1. My blog.

2. Free meals at my mothers house.

3. Pussy.

4. Beer - sadly if you have too much you feel like shit.

5. That's it I'm done.

Emsley.




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