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Skythe Reviews Bioshock Infinite Reviews

Posted by Skythe , 18 April 2013 - - - - - - · 11,383 views
Planet Earth Sucks
I'm too lazy to make a video. If you're not friends with me on Facebook, I'll explain what I'm doing. My plan is to review reviews of different forms of media (mostly games). Due to everyone on this planet thinking they can review whatever and prove that you can make money without knowledge and get away with it makes the veins in my head increase in size....


Suit Invader

Posted by Skythe , 31 December 2009 - - - - - - · 5,698 views



m00n Anthem

Posted by Skythe , 16 November 2009 - - - - - - · 1,687 views




Posted by Skythe , 02 November 2009 - - - - - - · 1,492 views

The place I'm in looks to be nothing but a dream. A realm of familiarness yet also of distance. But that's not the case. I've covered myself with a few lacerations here and there with a cooking knife, hoping each one after the other is the true cut to wake me up. I'm obviously in the kitchen of the house I stay. Dark. My mind tells me I sh...


The igloos are stealing our waffles

Posted by Skythe , 22 October 2009 - - - - - - · 1,396 views



Drunks hate watermelons

Posted by Skythe , 16 October 2009 - - - - - - · 1,560 views



How to obtain a nickname.

Posted by Skythe , 13 October 2009 - - - - - - · 1,245 views

Drink all the alcohol that your stomach claims as it's favorites and walk to any random homeless person and shout out anything that comes to mind.


Conversations will ensue


Rock Band is forever ruined for me

Posted by Skythe , 08 October 2009 - - - - - - · 1,132 views

Just recently (a la yesterday), I checked out some news for the LEGO Rock Band game. David Bowie and Iggy Pop will be in it in LEGO form. I'm not pissed about that. It's the Rock Bandwagon fans. They bitched and bitched about Guitar Hero having celebrities in it or "selling out" by making so many games either numerical or a certain band re...


I Hate Voodoo

Posted by Skythe , 04 October 2009 - - - - - - · 1,522 views

Have you ever woken up and had the strange feeling that someone has sprinkled voodoo juice all over ya? Hmm, no?! Well damn, I'm alone on this one then I guess.

I think I need a chicken, a golf ball and the May 1997 issue of Playboy to cure myself of this.

I hate it. Ever since the movie Candyman came out, everyone's been voodooing. Course,...


[ORIGINAL] MyFace, world's worst dating service

Posted by Skythe , 14 April 2009 - - - - - - · 2,352 views

Did you just see that? My awesome literary skills just combined Myspace and Facebook. God damn I'm awesome.

Anyways. I've done some important (a la bored out of my flocking skull) research as of lately. The act of "dating" is the world's worst invention ever. Can you really consider dating an invention? Oh well, it is now.

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