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I Hate Voodoo

Skythe

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Have you ever woken up and had the strange feeling that someone has sprinkled voodoo juice all over ya? Hmm, no?! Well damn, I'm alone on this one then I guess.

 

I think I need a chicken, a golf ball and the May 1997 issue of Playboy to cure myself of this.

 

I hate it. Ever since the movie Candyman came out, everyone's been voodooing. Course, they always fuck it up. Trying to chant a word for someone to die by the plague and you made you're coworker have a tail. Pinning a doll in the stomach so your ex-boyfriend hurls and you killed some guy in a Starbucks across the street by invisibly gouging his eye.

 

I seriously think this magic religion was founded by retarded midgets.

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