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This is my first pc.

 

I worked for a month for it as a forklift truck driver...

Guess what...

You bet your ass!

 

As soon as i acumalated enuf money for my PC i was like speedy gonaliz,Yariba Yariba Andalay andalay!!!!!!

 

I left.

 

Oh i nearly got into a fight at that palce too.

 

I was driving a long with a HUGE carpet on my trucks special fork [single lone bar made for carpet holes like sticking oyur wang in a biyach]

 

And a genral worker threw a roll of tape at me and it smaked me in the eye.

 

I imediatly braked as hard as i could...sending the carpet flying of the Boom,

I jumped of my truck walked up this Lad and threw the tape rite at his his melon, it just missed sadly, he called me a name like a Fu@ki Wanker or something....

 

So like a school kid i went up to him...

I said keep it up and we will be having words after work...

 

he said

 

are you threatening me putting his head a little closer to me.

 

i said in a calm voice "yes".

 

He agreed to a fight after work so i was like fair enuff im going to kick the crap outta you then lose my job it will be worth it you little fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyways news spread round there was gonna be a fight [it was like been at school]

 

The lad did a runner :unsure:

 

Left 20 minutes earliy...

He never came back.

 

:D

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to tell ya the truth, i dont remember. it was some peice of cr@p that i got from my aunt when i was 8. a few years after, it died and got thrown out. :huh: a few years after that, i got a gayway... umm, i mean gateway. :lol: after that whole experiance, i decided to build my own.

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Just when P4's Were coming out my freind still had a pentium 1!!!!!!

 

He had 700 meg hard drive and all he used it for was to play music, when he turned it on he could go make a cup of tea and then come back up stairs and it would still be loading :huh:

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