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    I was talking with Reaper Man..

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    I think people should stop worrying about the length of the male organ and be more concerned with the width of it. If the width of your male organ is the same as a pencil, but it's 8 inches long, you're still not going to make an impact. :lol:

     

    The word is girth. It's a bit more important that length, but if you have both you have it made....well sorta.

    Yeah, I just was about to edit my post... I meant circumference because you can think of width in different ways. ;)

     

    hmm, in that case mine is 4.5 inches around :3

     

    *takes another shot of rum*

    Mcdonalds Chicken Nuggets = Best

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    Actually no. When an occurrence happens, they take it and run tests on it to verify the validity, and also to try to find out what went wrong. I work at Subway, and one time we found small blue plastic shavings in the steak. And we had to send it in for analysis. All I know, is there is no shortage of morons working at Mc Donalds. Lazy ass kids, and weirdos who hate life, don't give a flock and don't pay attention. Throw a load of chicken nuggets in and boom... chicken head. And they could of noticed, and said flock it.

     

    EM's mom was served cold coffee and asked for a new cup. It was replaced, but there was a little roach in it. But she isn't the type to cause a scene. flock that, if some biatch can sue for hot coffee, or chicken heads... Why not, Mc Donalds sucks ass and I always refuse to eat there, unless it is the only option... I.E. starving my ass off, and only have 2 dollars. flock Mc Donalds... I hate them AND their stupid ass jingle. Ba da da bom bom. Im hating it..... Id sue their asses off...

     

    actually I believe they tried to start an investigation... but it didn't get anywhere

     

     

    Chicken Head Update: From the "You Deserve a Beak Today" category, McNoggins! on 28 November 2000, a breaded deep-fried chicken head was found in a box of chicken wings purchased at a McDonald's in Newport News, Virginia. Katherine Ortega says she discovered the McNoggin while divvying up the wings at home for her family of four. (Fried chicken wings were being test-marketed in that area.)

     

    On 30 November 2000, the Ortegas announced they had hired a lawyer and were contemplating a lawsuit against McDonald's. Legal experts don't think the family would win an award much higher than a couple of thousand dollars because no one ate the piece or was physically harmed by it. (Even in our litigious society, harm has to be demonstrated, and it's not enough just to claim "I was grossed out by this" to gain the big bucks. A small award to compensate for the shock of the discovery might not be out of order,

    though.)

     

    Katherine Ortega has posed for a number of photos of her holding the chicken head, which may work against her if she tries to seek compensatory damages for psychological harm arising out of the incident. A jury will have a difficult time believing she is now nauseated by chicken or has difficulty sleeping after being presented with photographic evidence of her repeatedly and voluntarily handling the offensive item.

     

    Those who have taken the photographs note the fried batter on the item looks to be the same as on the chicken wings. The McNoggin, however, has yet to be examined by experts. John E. Smith, owner of the McDonald's in question and two others, states "My ability to conduct a thorough investigation has been delayed because I have not been given an opportunity to examine the object in question. Although I have made several requests to see this object, the customer refuses to give me that opportunity."

     

    An enforcement officer at the U.S. Department of Agriculture who is looking into the case is at a loss to explain how the head ended up in Ortega's order of wings. The first thing that happens in the processing of live chickens into poultry parts is their beheading, with the heads immediately being discarded. The carcasses then go on to the next stage (which is being dropped into the boiling water to de-feather them). Though the process is mostly mechanized, a plant operator helps with evisceration (the removal of the bird's internal organs) and an on-site USDA inspector is supposed to check each and every chicken. How both could have missed a chicken head going through is a mystery.

     

    At this point, not enough is known to determine if anyone is trying to hoax anyone else, if a poultry plant worker or McDonald's employee thought he'd have himself an innocent bit of fun, or if something went severely wrong with the food processing procedures at the plant and thus a McNoggining could happen again. Further information will be provided as soon as it is available.

    Source: Snopes

     

    so yeah it may be possible that a prankster did it, but for it to come from the plant itself is very unlikely, if not impossible.

    Mcdonalds Chicken Nuggets = Best

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted · Edited by Reaper man

    old picture is ooooooooooooooold

     

    as for me, I would have laughed it off, because I know that factories can have their flukes.

     

    When I think about it though, how much do you want to bet that this bi­tch went home, lopped off a chicken's head and deep fried it in batter, then returned it telling them that she found it with the rest of the nuggets? I mean she's black, she knows how to deep fry ;p

    Also, how could any employee (both at Mcdonald's and at the processing plant) NOT see that if it did actually come from the restaurant? think about it.

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