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emsley

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  1. someone make a new thread for the love of humanity haha

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      emsley

      Already did.

      No replies.

  2. The rain is back and so are the ducks in my flooded yard...lol

  3. I wonder if L.S.D has ever actually tried LSD? 0_o

  4. I wrote some poetry in this piece and im pretty upset about losing it.

  5. If erection lasts more than 6 hours call more women!!

  6. If erection lasts more than 6 hours call more women!!

  7. All women like it in the @$$...they just don't know it yet.

  8. All women like it in the @$$...they just don't know it yet.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      When I visit a porn site all woman air out their ass.

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  9. I pee pee.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

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  10. I fall down go BOOM!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      As I fell it felt like it took an eternity to hit the floor.

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  11. Thought I was dreaming when I woke up with all these new threads this morning... :o

    1. emsley

      emsley

      I heard all good things come to those who wait and believe.

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  12. knocked the fuck out... :(

    1. emsley

      emsley

      why - stop thinking so violently.

  13. Oh noes! An advertisement! OMG! Actually, it's about time, and at least it is relevant.

  14. Is there anything new i can write that may catch you all interests? Im in lack of inspiration.

  15. *Pokes site with a stick* I seeing if it's dead...

  16. Women...you're all retarded. Don't deny it, just go with it.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      lol insert safety default line "Not all women"

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  17. In a zombie apocalypse i want to be a zombie

    1. emsley

      emsley

      well your shit out of luck as im the most brutal zombie hunter that has ever existed out of the evil dead series.

  18. Women...you're all retarded. Don't deny it, just go with it.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      i spread my arms and say "dam! you are a smart mother

      fcuker!"

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