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  1. Alpha

    someone make a new thread for the love of humanity haha

    1. emsley

      emsley

      Already did.

      No replies.

  2. emsley

    FREE SPEECH STAMPED OUT IN THE UK!!!!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      https://www.facebook.com/
  3. Jitway

    The rain is back and so are the ducks in my flooded yard...lol

    1. emsley

      emsley

      quackers.

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  4. Alpha

    I wonder if L.S.D has ever actually tried LSD? 0_o

    1. emsley

      emsley

      he is on that stuff 24/7

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  5. emsley

    I wrote some poetry in this piece and im pretty upset about losing it.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      Just kidding buddy haha :P

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  6. Bambi

    If erection lasts more than 6 hours call more women!!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      I think thats normal shoma.

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  7. Bambi

    If erection lasts more than 6 hours call more women!!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      Ok, i will.

      Thanks for the tip.

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  8. ken_cinder

    All women like it in the @$$...they just don't know it yet.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      you said but

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  9. ken_cinder

    All women like it in the @$$...they just don't know it yet.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      When I visit a porn site all woman air out their ass.

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  10. emsley

    I pee pee.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

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  11. emsley

    I pee pee.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      napalm

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  12. Jitway

    I fall down go BOOM!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      As I fell it felt like it took an eternity to hit the floor.

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  13. ken_cinder

    Happy MILF Day!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      yay!

  14. emsley

    La la la -

    1. emsley

      emsley

      do do do doooo!

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  15. Alpha

    Thought I was dreaming when I woke up with all these new threads this morning... :o

    1. emsley

      emsley

      I heard all good things come to those who wait and believe.

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  16. Alpha

    knocked the fuck out... :(

    1. emsley

      emsley

      why - stop thinking so violently.

  17. ken_cinder

    Oh noes! An advertisement! OMG! Actually, it's about time, and at least it is relevant.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      Where is this?

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  18. Shoma

    Is there anything new i can write that may catch you all interests? Im in lack of inspiration.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      write about people getting angry.

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  19. ken_cinder

    *Pokes site with a stick* I seeing if it's dead...

    1. emsley

      emsley

      Twitches - but only just.

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  20. ken_cinder

    Women...you're all retarded. Don't deny it, just go with it.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      lol insert safety default line "Not all women"

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  21. ZigZag

    In a zombie apocalypse i want to be a zombie

    1. emsley

      emsley

      well your shit out of luck as im the most brutal zombie hunter that has ever existed out of the evil dead series.

  22. ken_cinder

    Women...you're all retarded. Don't deny it, just go with it.

    1. emsley

      emsley

      i spread my arms and say "dam! you are a smart mother

      fcuker!"

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  23. emsley

    Fuck me!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      Yes plz.

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  24. emsley

    Fuck me!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      get them to come sex me.

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  25. emsley

    Fuck me!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      sex me please

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