Jump to content

I might have the clap.


Recommended Posts

what is clap? seriously


I think it's typically referred to as Gonorrhea. :D


Ninja edit: Damn too late..

Edited by Xtreme2damax
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 23
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Gonorrhea (also gonorrhoea, sometimes referred to as 'the clap'[1]) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae (also called Gonococcus, which is often abbreviated as "GC" by clinicians). In the US, its incidence is second[2] only to chlamydia among bacterial STDs.[3] In both men and women if gonorrhea is left untreated, it may spread throughout the body, affecting joints and even heart valves.

Thanks for the explanation.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well we had an argument last night and I told her to sling her hook at 12 at night then she came back banging on my door.

I think i believe her and she was genuinely upset so ill let this one roll. I could of got all serious and took my shirt off but kept my cool.

Im off to doctors today for my penicillin.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"sling her hook" is that get yer shit 'n leave. As in a hobo carrying a stick with alittle tied up pouch "hooked" on the end as its mounted on the shoulder?


Well Inky says symptoms are not as apparent for the ladies... and in this day and age... not getting an STD is like dodging bullets.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What up broskifs.

I had a visit to the clinic the nurse stabbed me japs eye im alright now, nurse made me take four pills huge fucking white ones.

No symptons.

Called our lass a twat.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Create New...