emsley Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I must be a 1emu vetran by now... OK GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! Last night I get a booty call - she is cute enough, thin, hair is a little retarded, nice girly voice n all that jazz, so anyway it's time to leave her friends house and I walk her home - I knew she had a boyfreind - she was staying at his house while he was away - I know she wanted me to be more aggressive but I just couldnt do it! I kissed her and left it at that I draw a line with fucking a girl in a guys bed you know what I mean? I didnt feel better or worse for it becasue I know just around the corner there will be another girl or whatever. I'm just at ease with my self lately that and I could not be assed humping her after 6 tins of stella too Fuck or dont who cares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 I must be a 1emu vetran by now... OK GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! Last night I get a booty call - she is cute enough, thin, hair is a little retarded, nice girly voice n all that jazz, so anyway it's time to leave her friends house and I walk her home - I knew she had a boyfreind - she was staying at his house while he was away - I know she wanted me to be more aggressive but I just couldnt do it! I kissed her and left it at that I draw a line with fucking a girl in a guys bed you know what I mean? I didnt feel better or worse for it becasue I know just around the corner there will be another girl or whatever. I'm just at ease with my self lately that and I could not be assed humping her after 6 tins of stella too Fuck or dont who cares! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The way you describe things is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I do try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hera Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Well, it's good you had some good morals about the situation. Taken girls are never a good thing. But if her hair is all retarded, that's a sure sign of getting out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emsley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The only acception is my parents neighbour - Oh she would get it big time - shed be sorry she let me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 1emu CA forums: blogs. What is that supposed to mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cominus Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I must be a 1emu vetran by now... OK GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! Last night I get a booty call - she is cute enough, thin, hair is a little retarded, nice girly voice n all that jazz, so anyway it's time to leave her friends house and I walk her home - I knew she had a boyfreind - she was staying at his house while he was away - I know she wanted me to be more aggressive but I just couldnt do it! I kissed her and left it at that I draw a line with fucking a girl in a guys bed you know what I mean? I didnt feel better or worse for it becasue I know just around the corner there will be another girl or whatever. I'm just at ease with my self lately that and I could not be assed humping her after 6 tins of stella too Fuck or dont who cares! Good job bro, except you shoulda done her in your car, or big, or mule, or not like you didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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