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John Rambo vs Solid Snake


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yea... on top of that, Snake is a pimp.

snake is the opposite of a pimp. pimps don't care about oil spills in alaska and nuclear proliferation, it's all about dem hoes. Snake is a otter scrubbing, tree hugging, hippy. except with a gun and some ninja skills. Snake is probably a member of PETA.

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Rambo...

 

 

snake is a silly specimen.

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yea... on top of that, Snake is a pimp.

snake is the opposite of a pimp. pimps don't care about oil spills in alaska and nuclear proliferation, it's all about dem hoes. Snake is a otter scrubbing, tree hugging, hippy. except with a gun and some ninja skills. Snake is probably a member of PETA.

The only peta snake has seen, is when he fills it with otter... Ya got to eat whatever you can catch. As for trees, he was hiding in them. Not saving them... And well... I guess it was Otacon who was the pimp. Remember his step mom???

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rambo could never use a cardboard box to fool his foes. rambo is just under equipped snake has all rambo's gear plus more. did rambo even finish high school? isnt there a rambo book where he massacres a whole united states town only to go to war and kill like the whole vietcong army thats badass but totally psycho. my money is on the educated super solidger solid snake.

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rambo's to bad ass to leave survivors. and his enemies aren't dumb enough to fall for the card board box trick.

 

Rambo's rocking out with Lynard Skynard and Snake is toking bowls with the dave mathews band.

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Neither Snake or McClaine slept with Grace Jones. Instant win them both.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I forgot all about that. ((shudders))

 

Snake can leave survivors, he is just that damn good. And he smokes while taking them out. Of course Rambo's enemies wont fall for a box......... he was mostly in a Jungle!!! Rambo's bandanna doesn't give him infinite ammo either...

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