uh oh... Real umbrella corporation?

[Explosive Misanthropy]

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

 

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

 

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

 

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

 

http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CAA1F056-F99...A-16B44D1EC951/

 

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

 

 

 

I also saw this, or something similar in the news paper a couple of years ago. I cut out the article, but it's lost somewhere at my parents house.

[Explosive Misanthropy]

Now I don't know if it's real or not, but hey...it's still a crazy thing.

[Agozer]

Oh

...

Wow

 

A part of me wants this to be real, while the rest want to scream like a girl and run for the hills. Yes, you read right.

[OverlordMondo]

I think I've read this before, a while ago, so it may be a hoax. I don't remember for sure, though.

[Lucandrake]

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

 

Read the date updated, April 1st, 2005.

 

DAMN IT!!

 

I wanted this to be real