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I commonly hear things that remind me of scenes and I find myself quoting lines from movies. Are there any quotes that are your favorites or ones that you find yourself saying in conversations? Before i posted this I was thinking about the one in spaceballs- "I knew it! I'm on a ship full of assholes."

 

you don't have it quite right... here's the whole transcript from that scene

 

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

 

hmm... another perfectionist? :D

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Possibly the best scene ever__________________

 

Mystery Man: "Call Me. Dial your number. Go ahead."

[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]

Mystery Man: [over the phone] "I told you I was here."

Fred Madison: [amused] "How'd you do that?"

Mystery Man: "Ask me."

[Fred remembers the anonymous video tapes]

Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] "How did you get inside my house?"

Mystery Man: "You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted."

Fred Madison: [into the phone] "Who are you?"

[both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]

Mystery Man: "Give me back my phone."

[Fred gives the phone back]

Mystery Man: "It's been a pleasure talking to you."

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