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oh man, do i have a story to tell you guys. this is my first new thread or topic, so i want to make it good.

 

the other day i was flocking this real nice asian girl. oh man, she was hot! big titties and big booty, all for the price of one long dong? know what i am saying!?! ah flock yea! we were doing it doggy style, and i started to go in the for the touchdown. then the girl flocking let out a big one and i felt like i was going to suffocate. ever smell an asian fart after having some sushi? its the worst smell ever, trust me on that.

 

anyway, make sure the girls you decide to do it with didnt eat too much for lunch or whateva. sometimes they get too excited and let out a big one. it completely ruins the experience. :(

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do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too. :P

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do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

I'd think there would be a really foul smelling explosion and hot Asian chunks on the wall.

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do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too. :P

if u would break up for a fart what do u do when she qeefs???

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do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too. :P

if u would break up for a fart what do u do when she qeefs???

Qeefs? What does that mean?

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