Why Men are happier than Women

[Mag]

someone wrote this.. and man I cracked up when I noticed #18 and #35

 

1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[L.S.D]

I love no. 29.

My father has the same hairstyle since 1960!

[Wizard]

35 is so true.

[Dooz]

I always thought I was happier because I don't bleed out my privates.

 

*shrug*

[Nusumenai]

35 is so true.

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Yeah, I actually do that.

 

Except I don't go on that day, because I hate the mall when it's packed.

[Inky]

I always thought I was happier because I don't bleed out my privates.

 

*shrug*

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dude, you don't bleed out of your privates?!?

[billy madison voice] everyone bleeds out of thier privates. it's the coolest!

[suvo]

^haha.

 

This is stunning, All of it is so true.

[NeuronMaster]

I LOLED!

[Agozer]

Heh, 17 FTW. Who am I kidding? All of them are true.

[Sybarite Paladin AxL]

this is the most slaptastic list I've read OMG

and yeah why don't bleed out of our cox and it's never "that time of the month" for us XD

 

let's add

 

36. We are the kings of the internet

37. We have taste in cars, and can actually drive them

[Diso]

what a great list.