Gryph Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown This is perhaps the greatest news story ever. Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt. Dumbflocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sf2_ryu Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 how do u flock that up? couldn't they have like just asked what the item was or something? idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madi Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 id eat it , i wonder if they let him eat it mmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Neo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 MMMMMM, a 30 inch burrito??? I'm starvin just thinking about that...Seriously though, this is all getting a weee bit too carried away. Soon kids arent going to able to bring anything to school, for fear it might be a dirty bomb or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLasticSlug Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 i cracked up at gryphs title alone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Ud Think the tin foil would give it away that its not a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 retards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Hmm.. I have a craving now for a Baja Burrito in the USA... How could anyone mistake a poor burrito for a weapon? If they even touched that burrito, I'm going to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Neo Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 But that's only about 1/5 the size of the burrito that kid had...that much guacamole might actually scare me too, though..That does look good, and I just had cheese fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfrommy Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Knowing cops as well as I do, odds are they took it and ate it. I would assume they would of said something along the lines of "We need to take this as evidence. In all incidents of this nature we have to document the mistaken item at the station and cross reference it with what people taught it looked like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rag Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 ehh he might be a weapon AFTER he eats that thing... if you know what i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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