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NeoMaster

Would you hit a Girl?

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1. if she ever hit me i would give her a warning, somthing like "if you ever do that again ill beat the Fuk out of you" just to get her attention. and when she does do it again ill deliver exactly how hard she hit me.

 

2 if she caught me cheating id let her get a few good hits in then, ill just hit the ground in the fetal position and get a few more good blows in to make her feel better for all the $hit i made her go through.

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Scenario 1:

 

GC: Hey baby, why did you slap me in the face?

Wife: Because I... I...

GC: Love you?

Wife: No, it's just that...

GC: I'm good looking?

Wife: Uh uh...

GC: *gives her a big smoochy*

Wife: Nevermind

- 5 Minutes Later -

Wife: Done, already? You spent 4:45 taking your clothes off!

 

Fixed.

 

I'd just catch fists, move in close as not to get kicked as easily, and hope I didn't get bitten or head-butted.

 

Or, pretend that the media is chasing me, and RUN!

 

LMAO, you'll take any chance you can get, eh? :banghead:

 

Jiggs: I'm a repoman baby.

Lady: Oh really?

Jiggs: Yeah, I know how to steal cars.

Lady: That's hardcore.

Jiggs: I know.

 

:banghead::afro:

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GC is smoooooth.

 

Hell yeah I'd hit back though. Refraining from beating someone because of their gender is sexism! They have just as much right to get the crap beat out of them as any man does. Yes, they're probobly weaker than me, but maybe they should've thought about that earlier. Before they started slapping me.

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1: Ahead the rules, being in a socialistic manner, everyone is equal, a slap for a slap, albit less powerful then say, a punch.

 

2: Jesus, block block block.

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Never in my bloody life.

 

But I wont let them hit me.

Edited by Jackco

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one, let her be or hold her arms until she's subdued

two , either run, or hold her down

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1. Hmm......just let her slap.

 

Jesus said if someone slap you at the right cheek, let them slap

the left cheek too - Quote from Benny Hinn from 2emu.

 

2. Let her slap too :afro:

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Seems like nowadays, if your woman catches you cheating, slapping you is about the furthest thing from her mind. She's going to nip it in the bud, so to speak, or trash your car, or something that can hurt a while longer than a slap.

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Seems like nowadays, if your woman catches you cheating, slapping you is about the furthest thing from her mind. She's going to nip it in the bud, so to speak, or trash your car, or something that can hurt a while longer than a slap.

What a sadistic girl you have.

If my girl caught me cheating, the only things she might do is slap me and dump me.

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