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    Dreamcast

    By L.S.D,

    I bid for a Dreamcast on our local version of eBay.
     
    And it arrived yesterday.
     
    TO my dismay, i can't play it!!!! Argggghhhhhh! There is no AV cable for me to connect to the TV
     
    Now I have to cough up additional USD20 to get the cable online
     
    Damn...........
     
    EDIT: My cable arrived yesterday!!!! I was so happy when I turn it on and the familiar DC logo come out
    Now, I need to burn myself a Utopia disc
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    That's right. Boobies. Yeah.....
     
    Everyone heard about karaoke? You know, the Asian craze, where anyone can try to be a Britney Spears wannabe by yakking on the microphone while trying to follow the lyrics on the TV?
    Well, in our side here, there are some "special" karaoke bars where there are really beautiful Guest Relations Officers (known as GRO hence onwards) accompanying you to sing while "playing" games with you.
     
    it all happens one night. We have a massive party during our company dinner and we drink a lot. I mean
    really a lot (around 30 jugs of beers) for one 10-man table. But something is missing....yeah, girls. My company is crap when it comes to gorgeous girls. So, I suggest that let us go to this karaoke bar which my friend introduce to me a few months back.
     
    So, off we go, 7 jocks to the bar. Ahhh...memories. When you enter the bar, you would think that you are travelling back in time. One lady is performing on the stage, wearing 60s Shanghai clothes, dishing out a really really old Chinese songs. Golden couples waltz dancing to the old sombre tune. All my colleagues are looking at me whether I bring them to the right place.
     
    Familiar with the place, i bring them to the back of the place where an evelator is waiting for us.
    Going up a floor, we arrived to ...the heaven. yeah Boobies heaven. Pretty Chinese ladies awaiting us
    all to bring to our private room. The night is starting to get better.
     
    Mummy Irene come to see us and ask us which type of girls we would like to have as companion for the night? I want big boobs! one of my colleagues shouted. The "Mummy" look bemused but went off.
    And she come back with 7 gorgeous womens with boobs the size of ...of........crap, I can't describe it.
     
    So, each of us choose a girl as companion. And well, let just say we let teh TV do the singing. We have another round of drinking. And the girls are really wild. THey sure know how to enjoy themselves too!
     
    i ask the girl which I have choosen: (translated for reading purpose)
    What's your name, girly?
    Linda
    Linda, Linda........hmmm, nice name. And Nice bodies too
    Thank you.
    So, is this real? *pointing to boobies*
    Of course, 38DD and I am proud of it!

    How do I know it is real? I think i need to do some "checkup"
    naughty boy! *but still bring my hands to her boobs
     
    Man........I didn't know about you guys but they are the softest pair of boobs I have ever held. So firm...
    no sag at all. Ahh...putting my face onit...just like a pillow.....I am in boob's heaven.
     
    Linda: Do you like it?
    Me : No.......
    Linda: Why?!? *looking upset*
    Me : You didn't show me enough yet...........*and proceed to XXXXXXXXX
     
    The night is long, we all truly enjoy ourselves (and proceed to burn a hole in our pocket). SOme lurid details have been left out for the sake of censorship here.
     
    Ahhh, we can't wait for our next trip.......
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