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    Hot chicks with douche bags

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    i dont know about you guys, but flock being yourself. if im myself, i'm going to be whipping out my wang in her face. let me tell you guys something, if you guys want to get some sex, and i'm talking some real good sex, act like the biggest flavor flav you can. cash out $300 from your bank and get them all in 20's and flash them to the girls. they'll love it cause they see you got money.

     

    girls love guys with money, and more money, more honey! so you know what means, it becomes a long night afterwards. flock yeah!

    where can i buy an arcade?

    in Arcade Emulators [/pc/arcade]

    Posted · Edited by SuperSoaka420

    hey folks, i'm a huge street fighter 3rd strike fan. i was wondering where i can buy one of these arcades? how much do they cost? my brother has an ebay account, so i'll just buy it from him. are they pickup only or do they deliever this stuff? i want to put one in my bar.

    Passing gas in bed ... flocking girls

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted · Edited by SuperSoaka420

    oh man, do i have a story to tell you guys. this is my first new thread or topic, so i want to make it good.

     

    the other day i was flocking this real nice asian girl. oh man, she was hot! big titties and big booty, all for the price of one long dong? know what i am saying!?! ah flock yea! we were doing it doggy style, and i started to go in the for the touchdown. then the girl flocking let out a big one and i felt like i was going to suffocate. ever smell an asian fart after having some sushi? its the worst smell ever, trust me on that.

     

    anyway, make sure the girls you decide to do it with didnt eat too much for lunch or whateva. sometimes they get too excited and let out a big one. it completely ruins the experience. :(

    Worst Prison Break EVER!

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted · Edited by SuperSoaka420

    I see. Quite a thrilling life you live. Why were you incarcerated?

    dude, told you i wasn't get say it. but since you're so flocking interested. (this is embarassing) one of my hoes, prostitutes, hookers, whateva you decide to call her called the cops on me because i didnt pay her full share. its not like they deserve the full share since i got a few complaints from my buddies with them. the stupid girl called the cops and we both were arrested. stupid dumb blondes, flocking eh ya know?

     

    p.s. why are all my posts saying flocking and not the real deal?

    Worst Prison Break EVER!

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    oh my! what a bunch of foolz. my buddy t-smallz and i once broke out of prison in 94 and we were successful before t-smallzs mother called the flocking cops. anyway, im officialy out of prison now. you got to make sure nobody flocks with you from behind. its tough in prison, real tough. luckily, one of my gals snuck in some joints in the shoes shed buy for me. dont ask why i got arrested.

    Tell us more about T-Smallz.

    why you interested in t-smallz, but not me? whateva, t-smalls was a big dude, maybe around 300 pounds. we became good friends in prison and he was my bodyguard. he went to prison for armed robbery at one of the gas stations nearby. the problem was that there was a cop buying coffee in the back of the place and the cop arrested him on the spot. its not like t-smallz can run pretty fast, ya know? that's the problem when people get too fat and i'm not talking about phat.

    Worst Prison Break EVER!

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted · Edited by SuperSoaka420

    oh my! what a bunch of foolz. my buddy t-smallz and i once broke out of prison in 94 and we were successful before t-smallzs mother called the flocking cops. anyway, im officialy out of prison now. you got to make sure nobody flocks with you from behind. its tough in prison, real tough. luckily, one of my gals snuck in some joints in the shoes shed buy for me. dont ask why i got arrested.

    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted · Edited by SuperSoaka420

    You got the wrong idea douche bag. Anyways welcome to 1emulation, hope you enjoy your stay.

    who you callin a douche bag mother flocka? do you know what the word means? that is the most disgusting thing a woman can do and I have seen it, you better believe it. and dude, if you want to look more manly, just wear some bling bling. that is what i do!

    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    If this was 2003, I'd probably remove your signature. :P

     

    Other than that, welcome to 1Emulation.

    Hey man, I dont want any trouble here. Like i said, my bro directed me to this place and i saw you guys had some good topics going on with women and stuff. My signature or whateva the hell its called represents who i am. I got so many girls under my belt these days that i can't live without them.

    So I guess you're a pimp? :lol:

    Have some respect dude and hell nah, I aint no pimp. Howeva, I do get a lot of girls, and time to time some girls get a little lonely and call me up. Thats the great thing about owning a bar in jersey. Im even taken some philosophy classes right now ... trying to get my act better together. Ya know?

    Well, education should always be number one.

     

    As far as the girls you got -- I think you should give tips to Fatal Rose. He desperately needs it. :naughty:

    hey man no problem. so who is this Fatal Rose? is that an alias or some sort of innuendo you want to talk about?

    He is a user on 1Emulation. Here's his profile: http://www.1emulation.com/forums/index.php?showuser=2679

    oh, sorry man, but my expertise is for men finding women, not men finding men. Hope ya guys understand (not that there is anything wrong with it). :(

    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted · Edited by SuperSoaka420

    If this was 2003, I'd probably remove your signature. :P

     

    Other than that, welcome to 1Emulation.

    Hey man, I dont want any trouble here. Like i said, my bro directed me to this place and i saw you guys had some good topics going on with women and stuff. My signature or whateva the hell its called represents who i am. I got so many girls under my belt these days that i can't live without them.

    So I guess you're a pimp? :lol:

    Have some respect dude and hell nah, I aint no pimp. Howeva, I do get a lot of girls, and time to time some girls get a little lonely and call me up. Thats the great thing about owning a bar in jersey. Im even taken some philosophy classes right now ... trying to get my act better together. Ya know?

    Well, education should always be number one.

     

    As far as the girls you got -- I think you should give tips to Fatal Rose. He desperately needs it. :naughty:

    hey man no problem. so who is this Fatal Rose? is that an alias or some sort of innuendo you want to talk about?

    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    If this was 2003, I'd probably remove your signature. :D

     

    Other than that, welcome to 1Emulation.

    Hey man, I dont want any trouble here. Like i said, my bro directed me to this place and i saw you guys had some good topics going on with women and stuff. My signature or whateva the hell its called represents who i am. I got so many girls under my belt these days that i can't live without them.

    So I guess you're a pimp? :D

    Have some respect dude and hell nah, I aint no pimp. Howeva, I do get a lot of girls, and time to time some girls get a little lonely and call me up. Thats the great thing about owning a bar in jersey. Im even taken some philosophy classes right now ... trying to get my act better together. Ya know?

    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    If this was 2003, I'd probably remove your signature. :D

     

    Other than that, welcome to 1Emulation.

    Hey man, I dont want any trouble here. Like i said, my bro directed me to this place and i saw you guys had some good topics going on with women and stuff. My signature or whateva the hell its called represents who i am. I got so many girls under my belt these days that i can't live without them.

    "Hi! I'm new here!"

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

    Posted

    You must be reading the wrong Bible :D My Bible didn't teach me that :D

    Well yeah, Im being modest. I do have a playaz book though. That is more or less what i was talkin about. Sometimes my boys need an extra boost and i gave them a few names to girls that i had some intercourse with. Ya know, its all cool in the end. I still do read the holy bible.

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