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  1. emsley

    Fuck me!

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      get them to come sex me.

    3. Rag

      Rag

      together!?

    4. emsley

      emsley

      Yes plz.

  2. emsley

    I pee pee.

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    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      What would you need to drink to pee that?

    3. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

    4. Bambi

      Bambi

      would be a hell of a fun show to see though!

  3. emsley

    I wrote some poetry in this piece and im pretty upset about losing it.

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      Just kidding buddy haha :P

    3. Superman

      Superman

      Roses are red

      voilets are blue

      the site is back

      and so are you

    4. Alpha

      Alpha

      voilets? lol

  4. emsley

    Is it rape if she agreed to sex but fell asleep on you but you carried on for an hour #blinddrunk

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    2. Shoma

      Shoma

      ba zing!

    3. Bambi

      Bambi

      depends if you got any in her hair

    4. ken_cinder

      ken_cinder

      If you didn't, then you're not doing it right...money shot FTW!

  5. emsley

    La la la -

    1. Krosigrim

      Krosigrim

      La la la la la la

       

      (dracula)

    2. emsley

      emsley

      do do do doooo!

  6. emsley

    Merry christmas 1emu love paul

    1. Alpha

      Alpha

      you too Ems!

    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      Merry Christmas to you Paul!

  7. emsley

    Im seeing my baby boy today!!! I get to see him for 7 hours!!! yay!

    1. Agozer

      Agozer

      Good for you, man. Cherish every moment

    2. emsley

      emsley

      I will until he starts teething..... .... then she can keep him till after...

      :P

  8. emsley

    Any of you Yanks Enjoy a curry now and then?

    1. ken_cinder

      ken_cinder

      "a curry"? Some UK term I'm not familiar with? If you mean the spice...I like curry, but my god does it ever stink up the house when we cook with it.

    2. emsley

      emsley

      its the bedroom and how my farts stink up the joint that worries me! You cant beat a good rogan Josh.

  9. emsley

    No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there is no limit.

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      No no limit we reach for the sky, no mountain to big, no valley to wide...

  10. emsley

    I'm a SEXY SEXIST

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      The sexiest of all sexy sexists!

  11. emsley

    Cool guys dont look at explosions.

    1. Robert

      Robert

      They cause them!

  12. emsley

    gonna have me some fun - get drunk on rum (mac predator)

    1. Jitway

      Jitway

      Aye Ye Matie a good bottle of rum ye says

  13. emsley

    FREE SPEECH STAMPED OUT IN THE UK!!!!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      https://www.facebook.com/
  14. emsley

    since my kid arrived... My brain has re wired its self. im becoming sensible. Its a rip off.

    1. Robert

      Robert

      what kid?

  15. emsley

    Do the monkey.

    1. LoRd_SnOw

      LoRd_SnOw

      That's alright.

  16. emsley

    What's this all ABOOT

    1. Fatal Rose

      Fatal Rose

      Ask Ian Le Creme

  17. emsley

    gay Penguins http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16153511

    1. Alpha

      Alpha

      awesome!

  18. emsley

    Not had a beer for 5 days - life is... Simple.

    1. Alpha

      Alpha

      you can do it Emsley! Stay strong buddy

  19. emsley

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    1. LoRd_SnOw

      LoRd_SnOw

      sticky.

  20. emsley

    dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  21. emsley

    dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  22. emsley

    BUT! Isn't Betty a woman's name!

  23. emsley

    I'm a SEXY SEXIST

  24. emsley

    Post more, post faster.

  25. emsley

    Im gonna own you1

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