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  1. emsley

    Any of you Yanks Enjoy a curry now and then?

    1. ken_cinder

      ken_cinder

      "a curry"? Some UK term I'm not familiar with? If you mean the spice...I like curry, but my god does it ever stink up the house when we cook with it.

    2. emsley

      emsley

      its the bedroom and how my farts stink up the joint that worries me! You cant beat a good rogan Josh.

  2. emsley

    back from pub, twas shit so i called it a night - skint for a week and half now.. glory glory!

  3. emsley

    BUT! Isn't Betty a woman's name!

  4. emsley

    Cameroons amazing 12 year old blogger tells it as it is http://neo-cream.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-am-aswad-cameroon-glorious-day.html

  5. emsley

    Cool guys dont look at explosions.

    1. Robert

      Robert

      They cause them!

  6. emsley

    Do the monkey.

    1. LoRd_SnOw

      LoRd_SnOw

      That's alright.

  7. emsley

    dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  8. emsley

    dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  9. emsley

    FREE SPEECH STAMPED OUT IN THE UK!!!!

    1. emsley

      emsley

      https://www.facebook.com/
  10. emsley

    Fuck me!

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      get them to come sex me.

    3. Rag

      Rag

      together!?

    4. emsley

      emsley

      Yes plz.

  11. emsley

    gay Penguins http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16153511

    1. Alpha

      Alpha

      awesome!

  12. emsley

    gonna have me some fun - get drunk on rum (mac predator)

    1. Jitway

      Jitway

      Aye Ye Matie a good bottle of rum ye says

  13. emsley

    Ha! Threw that shit before I walked in the room!

  14. emsley

    I like to do a poo

  15. emsley

    I need to change my underpants.

  16. emsley

    I pee pee.

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    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      What would you need to drink to pee that?

    3. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

    4. Bambi

      Bambi

      would be a hell of a fun show to see though!

  17. emsley

    I wrote some poetry in this piece and im pretty upset about losing it.

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    2. emsley

      emsley

      Just kidding buddy haha :P

    3. Superman

      Superman

      Roses are red

      voilets are blue

      the site is back

      and so are you

    4. Alpha

      Alpha

      voilets? lol

  18. emsley

    I'm a SEXY SEXIST

  19. emsley

    I'm a SEXY SEXIST

    1. Bambi

      Bambi

      The sexiest of all sexy sexists!

  20. emsley

    Im gonna own you1

  21. emsley

    Im seeing my baby boy today!!! I get to see him for 7 hours!!! yay!

  22. emsley

    Im seeing my baby boy today!!! I get to see him for 7 hours!!! yay!

    1. Agozer

      Agozer

      Good for you, man. Cherish every moment

    2. emsley

      emsley

      I will until he starts teething..... .... then she can keep him till after...

      :P

  23. emsley

    Is it rape if she agreed to sex but fell asleep on you but you carried on for an hour #blinddrunk

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    2. Shoma

      Shoma

      ba zing!

    3. Bambi

      Bambi

      depends if you got any in her hair

    4. ken_cinder

      ken_cinder

      If you didn't, then you're not doing it right...money shot FTW!

  24. emsley

    Just had unprotected sex with a junkie hooker. Fully sober on my part, and it was a thought out decision.

  25. emsley

    La la la -

    1. Krosigrim

      Krosigrim

      La la la la la la

       

      (dracula)

    2. emsley

      emsley

      do do do doooo!

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