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Aliens vs Dinosaurs vs Dracula vs Zombies

The players have to choose from five different stereotypes:   - The bully - The nerd - The hot chick - The not-interesting chick - The funny black guy   Whoever picks the funny black guy dies first, because it fits with the horror genre.   The ridiculus plots:   - Dracula raises a bunch of zombies and takes over the tallest tower in the city.   - A giant fissure opens in the middle of the city, releasing dinosaurs into the streets - Aliens attacking the city.   - Dracula eventually taming a T-Re

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Fail Roll Session

[23:59:14] <wizard_> fuck that was a fucked up D&D session [23:59:28] <wizard_> we all nearly died trying to open a box again [00:07:54] <Deej> haha [00:08:23] <Deej> ahhh ill take the box the box! she wants the box, ok! whats in the box?! [00:08:24] <wizard_> honest to god, I wish they'd fucking use like lockpicks or something then trying to use brute force [00:08:25] <Deej> NOTHING [00:08:29] <Deej> absolutely nothing! [00:08:34] <Deej> STUPI

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Linu is clumsy

Linu: I am Linu Lo'neral, an elven priestess of Sehaine Moonbow. I was hoping to meet you, but I figured I missed you while I was changing my clothes. PC: Changing your clothes? Linu: Oh, when I came in here a waitress spilled some drinks. PC: She soaked your clothes? Linu: Well... no. I bumped into her and when the drinks crashed down I leapt backwards into a dwarf, knocking over his ale and stew. PC: So that messed you up? Linu: Um, no, the food and drinks landed on the floor, but the dwarf cr

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Blow Out (First time in 11 Years)

wuCOfakGXI0 Played on the 7th of October, 2008 at the Tokyo International Forum, Tokyo, Japan. Last time Blow Out was played was in 1997 during the Running From Demons tour. Resurrected for the final 2 shows of the world tour. Other songs featured during the final two tour dates:   Hunting Bears (after The National Anthem, night 1) I Might Be Wrong (night 1) True Love Waits (intro too EIIRP, night 1) In Limbo (night 2) Wolf At the Door (night 2) Bulletproof (night 2) The One I Love (R.E.M. cove

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These Are My Twisted Words

F2ztWvuyXeU     Aozaki Aoko !IwEl/9INRQ 08/13/09(Thu)19:15 No.5445236   Goddess of stealing shit, riding a boat and having a harem/crew of female swashbucklers sailing the seas giving aid crews lost at sea.   Because being a lesbian half-elf rogue with an airship knee deep in female elves, fay, humans, nymphs and anything else with a charisma of 12 or higher and isn't out to take my soul or kill me in Eberron is fucking awesome.

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Humanity...

>> Anonymous 08/14/09(Fri)01:04 No.5448044   How about something a little different.   That morning, we had all awoken and continued on our day as always, or at least we wanted to, but many local governments had begun to repair bridges, subways, and all in all, made a nuisance of themselves. Those of us that managed to make into the city couldn't have expected what came from the sky that day. Like some interplanetary artillery strike, the sky was black from the falling spaceships.

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RPG: From East to West CS - No stats edition.

Name: Zhi Hsien-Ku   Race/Nationality: Chinese   Gender: Female   Age: Early thirties   Height and Build: 5'9”, 55kg, well kept slender build that remains very (very) feminine.   Hair: Long black hair, down till the her backside.   Eyes: Green   Career and Skills: Hsien-Ku is trained medicine practitioner, minor Tao scholar and cook whom travels village to village, city to city, teaching the young and healing the sick for free if they were poor or if they are rich, money for lodging and food. Sh

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Falling Down The Cataclysm EP Preview

Only 2 CD-R copies of [RE:MEMBER] exist, both burned onto a 29 minute CD-R. I have both copies. This is a preview of my up coming EP, "Falling Down The Cataclysm". The EP is set to be released, eventually. I have a few rough draft songs to finish before releasing it. This is post rock, all past material I've recorded that sounded anything like music is on the back shelf for my band/never to be released. Enjoy!  

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come to yer senses

I wish you would come to your senses come to your senses somehow   your pot of gold is locked in boxes is locked in a bank vault behind closed doors behind closed doors   Your love won't put over me (?) Won't put over me somehow Don't run till you can't walk till you can't walk till you can't walk till you can't walk   yeah yeah yeah

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Exalted

Exalted is a game where one of your main antagonists is Death, Creator of the Underworld. Except there's several of him, probably six or seven. Oh, and he's got 13 dread henchmen, one of whom was probably you at some point in time. Also, Hell has a personal grudge against you this time. Did I mention Magical America regularly trains and sends ninjas out for you personally? Ninjas specially trained in ass-kicking? Which, if they won't work, they keep giant robotic suits of armor on reserve for. O

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Hell Judge: D4C Killers -Character Sheet-

The witch the wild west has never seen!Hell Judge “The Técnicos”:The Blue Gunner!Name: Aoi, Theresa “Aoko”Race: Human, WitchOccupation: Fortune teller, Pastry Chef EXTREMELikes: Perfume, snacks, cake, cats, Twiggy stroking her ego, yaoi, yuri, Amagami, the color pinkDislikes: Her brother's stupidity, Twiggy's creepy mask, rude people, people who call her small, people touching her figurines collectionOther:-Her three sizes are 85/57/82, weight is a secret, height is 5'7”.-Her brother is Mago the

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Hell Judge: D4C Killers -Character Sheet-

The witch the wild west has never seen!Hell Judge “The Técnicos”:The Blue Gunner!Name: Aoi, Theresa “Aoko”Race: Human, WitchOccupation: Fortune teller, Pastry Chef EXTREMELikes: Perfume, snacks, cake, cats, Twiggy stroking her ego, yaoi, yuri, Amagami, the color pinkDislikes: Her brother's stupidity, Twiggy's creepy mask, rude people, people who call her small, people touching her figurines collectionOther:-Her three sizes are 85/57/82, weight is a secret, height is 5'7”.-Her brother is Mago the

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Hell Judge: D4C Killers -Character Sheet-

The witch the wild west has never seen!Hell Judge “The Tecnicos”:The Blue Gunner!Name: Aoi, Theresa “Aoko”Race: Human, WitchOccupation: Fortune teller, Pastry Chef EXTREMELikes: Perfume, snacks, cake, cats, Twiggy stroking her ego, yaoi, yuri, Amagami, the color pinkDislikes: Her brother's stupidity, Twiggy's creepy mask, rude people, people who call her small, people touching her figurines collectionOther:-Her three sizes are 85/57/82, weight is a secret, height is 5'7”.-Her brother is Mago the

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Hell Judge: D4C Killers -Character Sheet-

The witch the wild west has never seen!Hell Judge “The Tecnicos”:The Blue Gunner!Name: Aoi, Theresa “Aoko”Race: Human, WitchOccupation: Fortune teller, Pastry Chef EXTREMELikes: Perfume, snacks, cake, cats, Twiggy stroking her ego, yaoi, yuri, Amagami, the color pinkDislikes: Her brother's stupidity, Twiggy's creepy mask, rude people, people who call her small, people touching her figurines collectionOther:-Her three sizes are 85/57/82, weight is a secret, height is 5'7”.-Her brother is Mago the

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Hell Judge: D4C Triple Killer

The witch the wild west has never seen!   Hell Judge “The Técnicos”:   The Blue Gunner! Name: Aoi, Theresa “Aoko” Race: Human, Witch From: Dragon Gate, Fuji Occupation: Fortune teller, Pastry Chef EXTREME Likes: Perfume, snacks, cake, cats, Twiggy stroking her ego, yaoi, yuri, Amagami, the color pink Dislikes: Her brother's stupidity, Twiggy's creepy mask, rude people, people who call her small, people touching her figurines collection Other: -Her three sizes are 85/57/82, weight is a secret, he

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