Take in to acount ameicans will sue for fun!
And you got a good idea.
[tell me if i am thinking stero type and i will shut up!]
SLANDER!! HOW DARE YOU!!
I'm suing you for slander, I want your PC (cause it's likely better then mine), your furnature, your money your gf/fiancee/wife, and a package of this little chocolate mints that you get on your pillows at hotel rooms and...
... oh wait. I'm canadian. NM.