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SWAMP_THING

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i have seen this mentined in many US films (dude you got to second base!?") but what are the four bases?
i rekon 1: kiss
2: fiddle
3: marriage?
4: divorce
:rolleyes:

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For me it would be exactly the same as your list. :rolleyes:

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i think its.

1. Date
2. SPend time with each other
3. Marriage
4. Divource or death
Epilogue: Repeat step 3 again.

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ha ha u guys are funny thats the four bases for life the four bases for making out are
1st kiss
2nd fondle the boobies and ect
3rd oral
homer is all the way ya know what i mean

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Solidius is right lol

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I'm gonna throw up at #3 for solidius, that's nasty. :rolleyes:

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lol just cuz u dont like it doesnt change it GC lol

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Subject: What Nationality is Your Girlfriend?

This is hilarious...because its true.

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of your car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in.
One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her
brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!!!

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LOL, My fiancée is Italian and you are wrong about the expensive play and dinner. But you were right on the money with the meet the parents / spaghetti and meatball. in my case "alfredo" :)




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