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A Crazy Theory on Life!
Posted 12 September 2003 - 03:15 AM
First, God made the dinosaurs. But Soon, He got bored with them and destroyed them with a meteor and left Earth alone for a while.
Then, He did the Ice age with a tiny bit more intelligent animals. During that time, monkies slowly turned into humans. Fat, ugly ones
God went "EW!" and probably killed all of them somehow
Next comes the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were created, they bit the apple of inteligence, and got casted out. Then God destroyed the world with a flood except for Noah.
Thats how humankind started I think
~My friend and I made this up going to our biology class.
Posted 12 September 2003 - 03:24 AM
Posted 12 September 2003 - 03:28 AM
Don't worry, we made this up as we went along hahhahah!
Its just a fun theory cause it makes both sides happy. Or mad
Posted 12 September 2003 - 04:44 AM
Im going to punch jesus in the back of the head.
No i am not sorry jesus dont smite me oh powerful smiter
Im to tired to type out my theory.
To be continued.
Posted 12 September 2003 - 06:06 AM
Posted 12 September 2003 - 02:44 PM
followed by loads of freaky things!
i dont see why creationists get so angry about evolution, they can think god just made it all happen but i suppose they take the bible seroiusly and literally word for word
Posted 12 September 2003 - 02:49 PM
~ Albert Einstein
Posted 12 September 2003 - 09:08 PM
"saying a man with faith is happier than one without is like saying a drunk man is happier than a sober one"
Posted 16 September 2003 - 08:51 AM
There is no god. He's just a spooky incompetent father figure who doesnt give a crap, and the bible is just a best seller.
A more in depth analysis on my belief's of why their isnt a god, I'll take requests for a topic but I must say, mixing religion in anything usually yields bad results. Want examples? Pick a war, any war.
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