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A Crazy Theory on Life!

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This theory uses the theory of Evolution and the Religion Theories :)

First, God made the dinosaurs. But Soon, He got bored with them and destroyed them with a meteor and left Earth alone for a while.

Then, He did the Ice age with a tiny bit more intelligent animals. During that time, monkies slowly turned into humans. Fat, ugly ones :D
God went "EW!" and probably killed all of them somehow :D

Next comes the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were created, they bit the apple of inteligence, and got casted out. Then God destroyed the world with a flood except for Noah.

Thats how humankind started I think

~My friend and I made this up going to our biology class.

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Are you in Biology Regular or Honors, because that my friend is very debatable. I see some flaming, :) !!.. don't worry.. i agree with ya on your theory in most ways. :D

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Honors Biology :)

Don't worry, we made this up as we went along hahhahah!

Its just a fun theory cause it makes both sides happy. Or mad :D

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the world is one big lie.

Im going to punch jesus in the back of the head.

No i am not sorry jesus dont smite me oh powerful smiter :)

Im to tired to type out my theory.

To be continued.

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my theorie has been on my site for a couple months already. Click here to read it. I think you might find it interesting.

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hi Disoblige as for me i agree with most of what you say but not all(like the God get bord i think its a wisdom from him that we dont know why he did it ) and some i didnt understand (because of my english but that fine)

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err... god didnt make dinosaurs first (if at all) single cells in the sea thingscame first and before them strings of protein.
followed by loads of freaky things!

i dont see why creationists get so angry about evolution, they can think god just made it all happen but i suppose they take the bible seroiusly and literally word for word :)

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
~ Albert Einstein

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nice quote emsley! i like it! i have one too :)

"saying a man with faith is happier than one without is like saying a drunk man is happier than a sober one"

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My theory....

There is no god. He's just a spooky incompetent father figure who doesnt give a crap, and the bible is just a best seller.

A more in depth analysis on my belief's of why their isnt a god, I'll take requests for a topic but I must say, mixing religion in anything usually yields bad results. Want examples? Pick a war, any war.




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