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Posted 06 September 2003 - 08:28 PM
one of my all time faves was from college when me and my friends went out, and since i didnt drink, i was the designated driver. well all my friends got totally wasted and since we decided to go out of town. i stopped at every gas station be the bar and our house and made them pay for gas at each stop! i think i made like 320 dollars that night and they were none the wiser except the next day they wondered why they were all broke and why i bought breakfast lol. thats how i paid for my second PS1 lol. oh ps remember kids no drinking till u r 21 and always have a designated driver
Posted 06 September 2003 - 08:41 PM
I am not sure if i would get in a car with you
As far as funny stories go...
I once get beat up be lesbians........ Its true.
Me and my freind had been out on the town and proceeded to the taxi rank.
There was a huge cue so we all just stood in line like you do.
Anyways i noticed threw my slightly drunk vision two Females kissing[i would call them women but they were of a "butch" nature.
So i thoght i would say... Lezbos! in a slur and sleazy manner.
I chuckled to my self and turned away with my frined in the taxi rank.
The next thing i know i felt a fist go into the back of my head BLAM!
I turned and two big females were pressing on my postion shouting "lezbos eh? ill give you Fu''ing lezbos.
I was like "WTF".
I was pretty drunk and was not really in the mood for fighting i couldent belive i was been assulted my Two females with eyebrow pircings and "USA marines Hair styles".
They keped swingin and one hit me in the mouth and drew blood.
The another 2 thoght they would have a go [must have been a bad night]
But i decided to wake up a little and odge there efforts.
Then my best m8 Went insane.
He jumped in shouting 2hit my freind" i dont care if your a woman"
And that was that my freind gave them a ataste of there own medcine
He punched them all at least once in the head it was amazeing.
The TWO BIG BLOKES [i couldent belive it eithier]
Shouted what do you think your doing hitting woemn [ i slurred there not fuc@@ng Women there men in womans bodys.
These two guys went to hit my freind and swung a punch at him so i jumped in front of there punches and let them hit me in the back of my head wile i held on to my freind.
It stopped as quickly as it started.
I turned round and they had got back in the que "the que watched the hole show"We just went back in the que Looking at the crazy lezbos i couldent help but laff to myself....
We got are taxi first and jumped the cue HAHAH.
Then i stuck my head out of the window put two fingers up to the lezbos and shouted I bet you crap bigger than me!!!!
Anyways that my violent Yet funny story.
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Posted 07 September 2003 - 03:40 PM
My life is boring, it'll get better once i go deeper in high school and college
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