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Posted 08 August 2003 - 06:18 PM
try not to make them too long as i have a very short attention span.
Two kids are sitting up stairs one is 7 one is 4. the 7 year old says, " its time we started swearing, when we go down for breakfast, say something bad."
so they go down for breakfast and mum says "what do you want?"
the 7 year old says "i want F****** co co pops mum"
and the mother says "dear God! get to your room!"
the 7 year old runs off crying
the mum turns to the 4 year old and says "what do u want?"
he says, "i don't know but i dont want F****** co co pops!"
Posted 08 August 2003 - 08:00 PM
What did the little man say to the big man?
My, you're big.
My cousin's a weird guy.
Posted 08 August 2003 - 09:04 PM
What kind of car does a midget ride?
Posted 10 August 2003 - 07:03 AM
ehh ok.. im not good at telling jokes
Posted 12 August 2003 - 08:03 AM
Shariffe: "Where the flock do you think you are, Sears? Go out and buy me an air conditioner!"
My friends are weird, go figure.
Posted 13 August 2003 - 10:39 AM
Posted 14 August 2003 - 11:56 AM
its good one
10 russians get into a pub, and order 10 cups of beer. They drink it, and order another round, and so on. In the 10th round, they order only 9 cups. The barman ask them: "Why only 9? You are 10." so the russians anser him: "One of us have to drive"...
Posted 14 August 2003 - 12:04 PM
hay donky congratulations
first donky: dont call me donky i need more respect
Posted 14 August 2003 - 01:52 PM
The first thing he did at Russia, was to test his training. He got into the closest pub, and said to the barman at a perfect Russian accent: "Give me a cup of whisky." The barman refused: "I don't serve american spies!"
Our spy was shocked: I am not american spy, now give me a cup of whisky!". But the barman insist that he is american spy.
After half a hour, the spy gave up. "O.K., I am an american spy. I have only one question." he said, "How did you knew that I am american spy?"
The barman ansered: "We don't have black people here at Russia."...
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