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Dear Santa,

I want a chemistry set for Christmas.

S. (Jamie) Hussein - aged 10.

Iraq

 

Dear Sadam.

Firstly, you are a Muslim and you sure as hell 'aint getting presents celebrating a Christian deity.

Secondly, my mate George has warned me about little assmonkeys like you and what you would do with a chemistry set.

Thirdly, you got a chemistry set about 10 years ago and all you did with that was attack the kids next door and set fire to all their oil fields.

Fourthly, I gave my last chemistry set to some asshat called Osama.

Here, have a nuke instead.

Santie. 

 

I love this one :D !!

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