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the true face of santa:

http://www.caughtatw...erstosanta.html :D

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Dear Santa,
I want a chemistry set for Christmas.
S. (Jamie) Hussein - aged 10.
Iraq

Dear Sadam.
Firstly, you are a Muslim and you sure as hell 'aint getting presents celebrating a Christian deity.
Secondly, my mate George has warned me about little assmonkeys like you and what you would do with a chemistry set.
Thirdly, you got a chemistry set about 10 years ago and all you did with that was attack the kids next door and set fire to all their oil fields.
Fourthly, I gave my last chemistry set to some asshat called Osama.
Here, have a nuke instead.
Santie. 


I love this one :D !!




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