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JKKDARK
How can you miss this beautiful piece of prototype? laugh.gif

Check the specs laugh.gif




QUOTE
Many years ago in a deserted Japanese airfield there lived 10 Nintendo scientists. Their job? To create a fun, entertaining next generation console - they succeeded.

Unfortunetly for them they all had to be vapourised - this was so no other competitor could find out the secrets of the Wii™

The survivour as can be seen here is the prototype - several people have given their lives for this to available on eBay...

Anyway, to cut to the chase the prototype is a one of a kind Wii™ - just check out the specifications of this beast!

Unfortunetly I've not been able to get it to work, there seems to be some code which will be needed to unlock the console sad.gif The console also comes with a unique Aqua Cool water bottle cooler which sits on top of the console to keep it cool.

Without further a do onto the specifications;

Processors:

* CPU: AMD Opteron™ Quad core processor as used in Cray™ Super Computers - beat that XBox360. 100GFlops peak performance when running Wii™ Sports in 64-bit mode. PCB layout and data bus management design by Cray™ "nothing to see here" Secret mission labs
* GPU: Agnus 8371 Chip (as used in the Commodore Amiga range of Home computers)

Memory:

* 16 Tb main memory (28.5Gb per sec)
* 512k chip RAM for Agnus Co-processor

Ports and peripheral capabilities:

* Up to four Sega Saturn controllers (connected via a cable)
* Ear & Mic connectors for tape player
* Sensor Bar port for detection of anyone coming within 5m of Nintendo Wii™ prototype - automatically vaporises intruders
* Accessory port on bottom of Wii Remote which can also control your TV and VCR
* Wireless Free
* Barmcake slot for toasting breaded goods - well the heat from the processor has to be useful for something, right?

Built-in content ratings systems:

* This is the prototype so is free of this

Storage:

* Everything is just shoved into memory because there is so much of it - blinking fast.
* Slot-loading disc drive compatible with 8 cm Nintendo GameCube Game Disc and 12 cm Wii Optical Disc for historians
* Audio Cassette option

Video:

* standard 4:3
* RGB, composite via A520 Commodore Video module or S-video
* Zorro 3 Slot for NewTek Video Toaster 4000

Audio:

* Main: Stereo
* Controller: Paula

Power consumption:

* All of your town watts when switched on
* A few streets worth of watts in standby

Collection only on this item. Mario is after me sad.gif
Inky
meh the old "2 gamecubes duct taped together" is funnier.
MasterPhW
QUOTE (JKKDARK @ Feb 14 2008, 02:14 PM) *
How can you miss this beautiful piece of prototype? laugh.gif

Check the specs laugh.gif




QUOTE
Many years ago in a deserted Japanese airfield there lived 10 Nintendo scientists. Their job? To create a fun, entertaining next generation console - they succeeded.

Unfortunetly for them they all had to be vapourised - this was so no other competitor could find out the secrets of the Wii™

The survivour as can be seen here is the prototype - several people have given their lives for this to available on eBay...

Anyway, to cut to the chase the prototype is a one of a kind Wii™ - just check out the specifications of this beast!

Unfortunetly I've not been able to get it to work, there seems to be some code which will be needed to unlock the console sad.gif The console also comes with a unique Aqua Cool water bottle cooler which sits on top of the console to keep it cool.

Without further a do onto the specifications;

Processors:

* CPU: AMD Opteron™ Quad core processor as used in Cray™ Super Computers - beat that XBox360. 100GFlops peak performance when running Wii™ Sports in 64-bit mode. PCB layout and data bus management design by Cray™ "nothing to see here" Secret mission labs
* GPU: Agnus 8371 Chip (as used in the Commodore Amiga range of Home computers)

Memory:

* 16 Tb main memory (28.5Gb per sec)
* 512k chip RAM for Agnus Co-processor

Ports and peripheral capabilities:

* Up to four Sega Saturn controllers (connected via a cable)
* Ear & Mic connectors for tape player
* Sensor Bar port for detection of anyone coming within 5m of Nintendo Wii™ prototype - automatically vaporises intruders
* Accessory port on bottom of Wii Remote which can also control your TV and VCR
* Wireless Free
* Barmcake slot for toasting breaded goods - well the heat from the processor has to be useful for something, right?

Built-in content ratings systems:

* This is the prototype so is free of this

Storage:

* Everything is just shoved into memory because there is so much of it - blinking fast.
* Slot-loading disc drive compatible with 8 cm Nintendo GameCube Game Disc and 12 cm Wii Optical Disc for historians
* Audio Cassette option

Video:

* standard 4:3
* RGB, composite via A520 Commodore Video module or S-video
* Zorro 3 Slot for NewTek Video Toaster 4000

Audio:

* Main: Stereo
* Controller: Paula

Power consumption:

* All of your town watts when switched on
* A few streets worth of watts in standby

Collection only on this item. Mario is after me sad.gif


LAME... just another Anti Nintendo flamer tries to get some attention!
emwearz
Not even slightly funny. I'm with MasterPhW, just some loser wanting attention.
JKKDARK
It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one?
iq_132
QUOTE (JKKDARK @ Feb 14 2008, 08:48 AM) *
It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one?


The playstation 3 laugh.gif
JKKDARK
QUOTE (iq_132 @ Feb 14 2008, 03:54 PM) *
QUOTE (JKKDARK @ Feb 14 2008, 08:48 AM) *

It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one?


The playstation 3 laugh.gif

No one can beats the legendary PlayStation 3

Hexter
God dammit, some people just have too much time on their hands, most of them have got no lives, so they just do something to gain attention what losers they are.

I saw lame stuff like that before and haven't we all. I don't know about you guys, what I would do in my spare time is to either go to the gym, hang out with my friends or just learn how to use Blender (3D modeling).
Devia Eleven
QUOTE (JKKDARK @ Feb 14 2008, 09:01 AM) *
QUOTE (iq_132 @ Feb 14 2008, 03:54 PM) *

QUOTE (JKKDARK @ Feb 14 2008, 08:48 AM) *

It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one?


The playstation 3 laugh.gif

No one can beats the legendary PlayStation 3




It's called Photoshop.
TapeWurm
The funny part is subtle. Check out the specs for the GPU. Now that's humor smile.gif
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