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(D.I) CHapter 7 - The SuperNatural Killer

Posted by Shoma, Nov 16 2009, 09:57 PM in Detective Inky

+Chapter 7+
As the blood finished its rush to escape Gavin's neck, his body fell to the side. We watched as his eyes were still struck with shock. What a pissy way to die...I glanced at Gavin's corpse and noticed a piece of paper hanging out of his shirt--- if you wanna call it a shirt. I picked it up and realized that they were several papers folded together. It seems I need to review these and this house a little more. Yet, an unkindly feeling from my gut dropped over me, that's when I knew...
"C'mon kid, this guy's story ends here, but when we get to the office, I want your story!"
Suddenly...
"Attention whoever is in the house! Come out with your hands up!" Says an echoed voice from outside the house.
"Well, well... seems we've ran into a very unsuspecting situation, I think we've been setup kiddo."
"Hehe, should we kill them all?"
"Kid... you remind of my old days... I'm starting to like it!"
I dug into my pocket and pulled out my cellphone and called an old buddy... After three rings he picked up.
"Cinder..... Its me.... I need a emergency drop-off; ........lets just say I cant play with the gloves on this time around."
The phone clicked off, then we waited...
"Attention, we know you're in there, you have till the count of five or we will force our way, and we will come in hot!"
"One!" The police-wuss yelled,
I heard something from above as if a missile was coming...
"Two!" he yelled again,
*BAM!* Something flew down in the house and left a nice view hole in the ceiling.
"Three" he yelled, this guy getting on my nerves..
When the smoke cleared I saw a suitcase paved with armor. When I reached for it opened up and there on the top half was a screen. The bottom half... was my old friend; even more special than Maria....
"TWO!"
The screen turned on but it was too fuzzy to see his face, "Hey Inky," A voice said, "This was first gun I ever custom-made, dont you dare go and die so people can copy my work."

"Hey boss what is that?"

"Oh this? I made it for him special..... Its a 88' Magnum,"

"It shoots through Super Naturals...Hehehehe."
"ONE!"

"Tch..Damn rooks"
*click*...............................
.....................................*POW!"
The bullet hurled out of the barrel and easily pierced through the wall of the house, the spinning sunder left a singing melody that only few have heard and lived to tell of. The whirling whipped through the air resistance and plummeted through the voice amplifier, slicing it cords and wires that congested it. The bullet was welcomed in by an unaware wide open mouth that just as quickly as it entered.....................*SPLAT*.....it left out the newly made back door... It feels damn good to be back.
"Alright kid, lets get out of here--"
"Oh Inky I forgot to mention... This briefcase will self-destruct."
"Dammit!"
I grabbed the suitcase, kicked open front door and slung outside. I ran toward the back exit...*DOOM!*
The explosion nearly caused to me fall, as I stumbled onto the wall for support. The constant bullets that flung through the house was driving my blood to dangerous levels. Each step that I ran was a rush that I must make sure to not be my last! A trail of black holes on the wall followed me down the hallway. As I approached the back door, I saw lights from outside.
"Kiddo, can you make a way through?"
"Indeed!" He runs towards the darkest corner of the room and curls up in that corner as if he was wack-job.
"Kid! What the hell are you---"
I heard a thundering bash from the front door, "Crap they're here"! When I turned around Johnny was gone!
But wait....
"HEHEHEEAA DIE!!!"
I could hear the kid outside followed by screams and the crashes of cars with bullets spraying everywhere....then silence.
The door opened, I flung my gun at the figure, and there he was... smiling in the same psycho grin. When I walked out, I saw men covered in blood, police cars flipped upside down and even some police cars on top of cops covered in blood.
After I witnessed the whole scene, a part of me saying, 'way too much', while the other and more familiar part of me was saying, "Good job kid."
"Heh, I didn't know which path to make for you so I decided to let you choose. After all, Life or Death is your choice boss."
"Kid... I think this new you is major improvement, it seems I'm beginning to catch a flight of my old flame. Mayhem and pain... such wonderful sounds for a night such as this..."
*INKY is getting a little crazy! Whats next?!"*


(D.I) CHapter 6 - Pieces Fall

Posted by Shoma, Oct 14 2009, 08:08 PM in Detective Inky

As I witnessed the newly formed Johnny, one would have to realize that I was taking the investigation too lightly. Johnny stood there grinning with a smile that easily shows he has a large track record of kills. He crouched down slightly which looked as if he was going to attack, so with my head still in reason i yelled, "Wait kid! We need answers, not bloodshed!" HE pauses and slowly glanced at me, is this the moment where he turns on me now?
He then began to take steps towards me with an intent that I couldn't get my head around and I mumbled to myself, "Yeah, its one of those moments." He bent over and said softly... "Sorry about that boss, got a little carried away."
I struggled to get up onto my feet and as we realized that Gavin was no longer in the mood to attack we settled down.

"Gavin, Im looking for the Killer-For-hire, the one who's been paid to kill Hera."

"So now we talk, after all that just happened?"

"Well, you can try fighting again, but I'm sure you would have not done too well against Johnny boy over here, but feel free to continue..."

"He froze for a brief a second realizing that it would be foolish to start another near-death experience again.

"And Johnny,"
He looked up grinning, showing his respect that I'm in charge but no longer bothering to play innocent.
"We'll talk about what the hell just happened tonight later,"

"HEh! Yes boss!"

"Now back to previous question, start talking!"

"It's more complicated than that you fool!"

"No its not, I was paid to find a killer, I have no need to solve any more mysteries."

"If you are indeed Detective. Inky, than you have to... your life depends on it. You see I recovered these papers from a room of my cousin." He flips up one of the tiles in the room with brute force and pull out a box that held these old-looking papers. "He no longer lives at this dojo because he ran away leaving a note saying how he hated our constant waring and battles with other gangs."

"Enough of that!" the kid yelled, "we need to find the killer! Do you have a name, an address, something that we can use to track down the killer or whoever hired him!?"

"You're out of place," I firmly said, wondering if anything I say may push him to attack me.

"Oh, so you think that's all the information you need? Fine then, I'll tell you."
His words seem true, is this what we've been waiting for, if so, then why I do I feel that I rather not know?

"As you know, GameCop is the supposed most powerful man in this city. However he is indeed the King of the West and holds more influence over the city than anyone but only because.... He has been fortunate enough to not make any waves with the Leader of the North."


"What the!? Someone who can knock down the clown!?"

"And rather easily as well, unfortunately I'm sure he knew about this as well but didn't want to say anything in the fear that something gets out about him helping a detective find out the North's Leader's plans. GameCop wants to take out this guy so he can no longer have the stitch on his back but he cannot find enough power to do so, and he's becoming very troubled by it."
I see, now that he mentioned it, some things he was saying were weird in the past conversations I had with the clown,
"Hera is dangerous but I cant put all my time into finding her out.."
And also when I commented that I was his most greatest threat he replied, "If that were true, you would have been dead."
And I cant forget what he said last:
"Yet still, you would be so much more fun alive, or would you be more fun.... on my side? Yeeeeeesssssss.... I wonder....."

Damn, this it getting more annoying than I wish it to be... I then replied after this all sunk in,
"And who this killer?"

"A mercenary, probably the best out there, A supernatural; you wont be able to find where he lives but you can find out through his name, his name is----"

Then instantly with a mood that breaded no angst, out of nowhere in a bright red spark... appeared a masked man covered in red and black. His mask was covered in red while a two black blots reigned around his eyes, in the very middle of those black spots were a small white dots signifying exactly where his eyeballs are. The rest of his body was unclear due to the shock of it all! We all jumped back.
He landed on top of Gavin's shoulders, and tilted over and yelled in a moronic voice,
"Awww, If you wanted to approach me, all you had to do was send me a love letter....and have a cool car! But since you came this far, I'll give you my name, call me Skythe!"
He then glared down at Gavin.... "But I don't like snitches..." He quickly pulls out a blade and presses it against Gavin's neck,
"Especially ones with............ no T-shirts...."

*SLASH!!!*
He harsly, yet swiftly swiped Gavin's neck before the rook and I could react and as the blood spouted out, he disappeared into thin air with his voice echoing away,
"HAHahahahaha!!! Epic Entrance?......CHECK!!! hahahAHaHahahaa!!"

*Gavin's Dead! What will happen now?*


(D.I.)Chapter 5 - The Karate Leader of the South

Posted by Shoma, Sep 1 2009, 11:00 PM in Detective Inky

His deep breaths for air was annoying....
The picture of him crying with a rush of tears sickened me...
And with a certain taste that I used to dwell in.... I enjoyed the look blood had on him!

"I dont know anything! I swear!" he screamed,

"Piss-ants like you shouldn't swear! It pisses off my lovely lady"
*POW*
"ARGHH aHHHH!!!"
Another bullet embedded arm to match his other one, i clutched unto my Desert Eagle, my lady who never let me down.

"I told you everything I know! Its some guy! Not the lady! He's from out of town and---"

"YEah I know, you said that already but what town!?"

"I don't know!"

"Then you're useless!"
Johnny was watching out at the end of the alley in case for some reason someone would want come across a deserted part of town. I glanced back at him once and his eyes were shifting between fear and excitement, almost like seeing your mom naked for the first time....

"But wait wait! You thought it was that woman, so I helped you a bit--"

"Ah... Hey Johnny boy, go start up the car."
Without a word he left quickly...
"Now...You said you helped me?..heh...
*POW! POW! POW!*

I walked tensely back to the car and got in, the look on the rook's face was exactly what I expected of him. Too bad I just shot at the wall three times, but you gotta keep that 'badass with no limits' appeal or these rooks will get all 'oh-my-gosh Sensei' on you.

"Drive!"

"Y-y-yes sir!"

On the ride back to the office I couldn't help but polish the blood off my baby, I named her Maria, after a girl who died in my old life. Her barrel is long and firm, which poses even more question why I've dubbed it a "her," she can rip pass flesh easily, and bust holes in many types of armor. A gift given to me by my old man long ago, he said it surpassed anything of its time and of future time, and he was right. I can only buy bullets from the guy who made the gun for him, but that's a story too complicated to get into right now.

"Mr.Inky Sir,"

"What is it?"

"Arent you relieved to know that Hera isn't trying to kill you?"

"She's not going to kill me, someone else plans to, but that still doesn't mean she didn't give that person the money to do it, his info got us nowhere. What time is it?"

"quarter to seven.."

"Screw it, Turn us around, I'm going to check out this other lead."
The rook turned around and we set for our new course but one thing's been really bothering me...

"So kid, how is it that you know that Chef?"
His eyes sparked up quickly just barely enough for me to see it before he readjusted them.

"I'm afraid I don't know celebrities"

"He walked up to you and even smelled you, and didn't he say something afterward?"

"No sir,"

"Oh, because I thought he said ' that scent'.

"Oh right! h-he did! I did have on some nice cologne that night."

"guess you wouldn't know anything about chefs or wannabe vampires, but Hera snatched him away the second he said that..."

"Indeed..."
He took that questioning too well, when I'm normally talking to him he stutters like a whore, but for some reason he took the questioning with hints of suspicion as if it was nothing, as if he didn't know whether or not he should stutter or talk normally---- the fact that he has a choice, kinda bothers me... There I go again, thinking too hard.... but I usually never think too hard...
We arrived at dojo near the edge of the town, it was about an hour drive and it was getting dark. We approached the dojo as it surrounded by a huge square fence made of thick wood...hehehehehehe..............thick wood....anyway I knocked on the door and with an unsettling feeling it opened on its own. We walked in and it closed on its on.

"Man, this seems so familiar,"

We walked passed a kinda Japanese garden look-alike and came up to the main door entrance.

"I'm coming in!"
I opened the door while the pencil-pusher tried to tell me to wait....BOOM!
I was bashed on the side of me with a power that seemed....inhuman!
I fell to the ground and the jerk who knocked me out back-flipped into the middle of the small living room. He stood in an unfamliar fighting stance in front of a table that had no legs. It was a guy wearing a red headband and a white karate outfit. He seemed buffed and pretty serious, but man! How did he cause this much pain off one hit? I held on to my rib as I knew it was broken. I could only look up with face half-planted in the ground, I dont know how I've become so careless; but then something really weird happened:

"What the hell?!" Johnny yelled, "Why are you here!?"
What is going on!? Does he know this guy?

"What are you doing here, you idiot!?"

"Idiot!?"


"Huh!"
I can tell whoever the kid thought he was, he realized that he's not him, but it was too late!"

"I'm Gavin! Boss of Southern Side of 1Emucity, and you must be another visitor who wants to disturb the peace in my home! How rude.... and I don't like leaving rude people such as yourselves alive..."


"So you're not----"

"I'll prove it! Can the man you speak of do this!?!?"
He flew pass me in a near instant and left as gust of wind behind him! What the hell is he!?" *DOOM!*
He collides with the kid and I cant help but imagine that he's dead, but then the commotion cleared, there Johnny was... Blocking the attacking while half his body is bashed into the wall!
I saw him smiling... his hair was striving to rise up and once again with that certain tone he replied,

"Why yes he can do this... but you cant be him.... There's no way his attack would be so weak!"
This is the first time I've seen his other self for more than a few seconds, he sounded like a slick kid who says the right words at the right time. But.... How can not get hurt by the same attack as before, why did he have this two-face agenda and more importantly.... Who the hell is he really!?
"WHAT!?"

"You've put me in compromising situation... Then again it was my own rashness that caused this as well... So how about I take atonement by getting my hands bloody, and you can atone with your life.... Hmm?"
*OMg what!? TO Be Continued*


(D.I)Chapter 4 - A date with Death

Posted by Shoma, Aug 22 2009, 01:59 AM in Detective Inky

"You are a insects in the presence of beasts! You have no place in my presence, especially nor the right to even fathom killing me.... Disappear from my sight in a crisom beauty, your death you will be more brilliant than your life will ever hope TO BE!!!!!"

The Black Knight deflected Johnny's last bullet and he jumped in the air to finish him off.. His moves are too flashy...
*POW*
With all my strength and concentration, I slung my gun and threw the bullet with a certain swirl and no.... it didn't curve.... but wouldn't that be cool if it did? The bullet headed right between them and Gordesso had no choice but to use his claw to block the shot. It pushed him back and he landed on his back. I looked over to the rook and in his expression was weird, he was smiling with a huge grin. His eyes were wide open and his fist opening slowly and re-closing over and over again. Not only that, but his normal jelled hair was all sweated out and his hair was standing up. What the hell? What is going on through that head of his? I've seen many rooks scared sh**less but for some reason I didn't see fear... I.... I don't know what the hell I saw.

"Johnny boy!"

"Ugh....Um...." Hmmm, looks like he's back to Earth, "sorry sir for losing my composure, but I'm okay now!" He turns around while walking backwards to me, watching as Gordesso slowly gets up.

"My, my... This just wont do..."

"Enough Gordesso," I yelled, "The kid's new and young, only about sixteen; I have no idea how he got this job but he was recommended by the top guns to assist me. I'm afraid I cant allow you to kill him even if I wanted him dead."

"So you think you can kill me?"

"I dont know... But I'm not thinking about killing anyone today, I just need some answers."
After a long debt of silence, the Black Knight lowered his guard and took off his mask. AS I thought, a real pretty boy, his long ponytail really painted a good picture of how he would look without his mask. But luckily he had mask on, if I had seen his face I would have assumed he was trash and not had my guard up, that could have been a fatal mistake.
He snaps his fingers and the doors reopen and the same butler walks in with a silver plate with his left hand and holding a silk tank-top on his right arm. Gordesso placed his claw and mask on the plate and put on the shirt since I just realized I've been fighting a shirtless ninja-like douchbag.
He walked us into a dinning room and we sat a another ridiculously large piece of woodwork, and with a final sigh he asked:

"So what is it that you would like to know?"

"Hera, what's going on with this broad? Does she really need protection? If not, why did she hire me?"

"Hmm.." He looks over at Johnny, "Little one, did the detective here tell you about his past?"

"Hey!"

"Now, now detective, I wont say anything..." In reality, he already said too much, "the fact of the matter is, word underground is that you will be taken care very soon Mr.Inky!"
Shock shot down to my spine in the most rattling way possible... Almost like when I first realized it feels good to take a nice dump... but if it feels good coming out, how would it feel going in? Would it feel better than a good dump?! Then......from that day on, I realized that men become dick-grabbers every time we enjoy a good dump. Such a discovery is so obvious ---I know... but... it still haunts me to this day.

"So she is supposed to end me right?"

"Now even I don't know that, but the woman has conned me out of many millions of dollars, she normally would have to pay that with her life but she seems to have a knack for only showing up when she wants to see someone. I assure, this woman even with her address, is near impossible to find."

"Doesn't make sense..."

"Lemme tell you a secret, the world of normal human beings such as yourself are dying out. In these days, people are being born with such unnatural talents. Talents that would seem godly in some point-of-views. And please don't misunderstand me detective, you the prime of what a normal human can do, near perfect accuracy with a gun, I can tell you're fit and can handle a hand-to-hand fight flawlessly and you could probably end the lives of 10 to 20 men on your own."

I glanced my eyes over at the kid who seemed amazed and glamored by Gordesso words. It seems Gordesso is making things more annoying while giving me answers.

"Okay, yeah thanks for compliment but I came here for infor--"

"I'm getting to that.... but since you're such a bothersome normal human, they need one abnormal human to take care of you,"
I banged on the table!
"And who the hell is 'they'?"

"You fool! There's only so much one can say!"

"Then who is Hera?"

"A winch who not only married the big bosses, but eventually replaced them!" WHAT the!? "A woman who used her sly words to seduce men who been playing it smart for many years only to fall for a nice figure! Need you for protection!? Are you kidding me!? She can already conceal herself in a town full of branching gangs that want her dead but not to mention she had healthy sum of the gang members working for her, yet.... they're acting like they're not. Even I got rid of ALL my underlings to make sure I don't get hit from the inside! I don't know her motives but I do know that she is a dangerous woman, a woman that is too powerful to where NO ONE can just barge into whatever hideout she has and expect to come out alive!"
Aw hell.....I think I just had one of those homo moments....

"It seems like the past is catching up to me..."

"I'm afraid, detective, that it has caught up to you."
I got up from the table and told the kid its time to go. AS we were leaving Gordesso said one last thing.

"Ah Detective, If you decide that you want that woman dead, arrange something with me and I can take care of personally, because I fear that you weren't hired to protect the protected."
-TWO DAYS LATER-
Two days later I still haven't had a chance to get to the other leads and the broad hasn't contacted me in days. While at my office I got a call.

"Detective Inky here,"

"Ah yes, detective!"


"And here I thought you were dead Ms. Hera"

"Sorry to disappoint you but..."

"If you don't mind miss, If I'm trying to find your killer I need to be able to contact you at all times! You ignore my calls and you call whenever you want to!"

"Awww, did you miss me? I strangely adored that scolding detective and I'll try to be more responsive for you but I agree. How about we talk things over at a food show tonight? It will be entertaining and I hear a special chef is visiting the city to prepare food."

"You're missing business and pleasure lady."

"Its a mix you're going to have to deal with because this is my only free time, so see you at the Grand Culinary Museum, they bought it out for this event! See you there at 10!
*Click*

That night I walked in with my name already placed on the guest list and table waiting for me. AS I walked up to the table she was already sitting down and man was she gorgeous. I have to remember that she is only a temptress who tempts, and if I don't be careful I my life may be temp. Heh...YEah, a play on words... I've mastered it. I sat down and greeted her,

"How's it going fun bags?"

"My, we're skipping to the dirty talk already?" I squinted my eyes a bit that is probably that sexiest reply she could have said.

"Whatever, so what about this---"

"Shhhh, its starting, a Chef who travels cities doing shows. They say he likes to do this vampire/Chef theme, but some people actually believe he's a real vampire, hah haha ha!"
Before I could respond an announcer came on,

"Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you the Dracula of flavor and taste, the magnificent chef of the night... The one and only.... MR. MAGNIS!!!!"
The crowd clapped and thunderous way as the curtain opened....man those claps were too damn loud! He looked Japanese and was built pretty well and I have to admit, the show he put on was pretty interesting---- If I was one legged restart who humped Swiss cheese all day and night, but since that wasn't the case, he barely kept me awake. when it all finished, several men came to the front and placed all the food he prepared at our table. Magnis blew a formal kiss at her and left off stage. As we ate she told me stories, that showed no sign of a mob boss. Stories of a harsh life growing up with a abusive father who shared a mother who actually enjoyed seeing such events.If anything, after hearing her sick high school years, I'm surprised she's still sane or haven't gone to munching of rugs yet. Then again all her stories coulda been a ton of B.S as well. Afterward the chef came to our table for a quick chat.

"How's everyone doing?"

"Just fine Magnis, thank you! And you were just amazing up there!"

"Oi, oi you're making me blush!"

I came in the conversation without knowing why?

"So you're a chef?"

"Well I can cook pretty good, but my main talent is playing music, we're at the top right now!"

"Heh, you're so talented because you have hundreds of years of practice." Ugh, C'mon Inky, that joke was stupid!
But when I said that, he stared at me as if he wanted to kill me right there.

"I mean because they say you do the whole vampire chef thing, heh heh."

"Ah! Ha ha, yes indeed.......... But since we're joking around, you sir have the scent of death all over you. Ooooooooo... Hahahaha!"
After his laugh..... he stared at me....then at Hera, and Hera looked back at me....then I knew that they both somehow communicated something to each other.

Hera's whole sexy appeal changed when she dropped the horny tone and said straight to me, "Mr.Inky there's something you need to know, you---"
*DOOM!!*

An explosion brew from the back behind the stage and everyone ran out in a panic. Suddenly in all the ruckus I bumped into Johnny!

"Johnny! What the hell!? How did you get in here?

"I sneaked in sir,"

"You did what? WHY?!"
*DOOOOOM!!*

It wasn't time to talk so we left in a hurry! As the building was burning, the Fire fighters came in and then washed it down before it decayed in a burning mess.
Afterward while we watched the building be washed down, Magnis crossed eyes with Johnny... I looked at them both and wondered what was going on. Magnis walked pass me and stared straight at Johnny.... He stared at him intently and softly mumbled...

"....That scent" Johnny gave a puzzled face and Hera rushed up and pulled Magnis away and told me she had a good time. She left in a hurry and made any sense of trust she had, become destroyed in an instant...

"Johnny.... I've seen all I needed to see.... I'm done doing it by the books, it's time to get my Desert Eagle, we're doing this Inky way now!"
*To Be Continued*


Chapter 3 - First Lead : The Knight of the Eastern side!

Posted by Shoma, Aug 11 2009, 06:03 AM in Detective Inky

My homeland, the dangerous city known as 1Emu City.
As I was drinking a patch of Scotch in the morning, I was struck by never-ending slip of fear. With each drink my thoughts seem to dwindle from one end to another. Do I really have balls to get angled up with something involving the clown and that twisted lady? I mean what is a game if one doesn't have the balls to play? A balless player? Heh, but thank goodness they only exist in fariytales........scary fariytales.... Scary balless fairytales....
The next day I bashed the door in knowing that little prick would be in early. He shakes up like the little momma's boy he is and drops paperwork all over the floor.
"Dammit kid! What's with you and paperwork!? Every time i see you you're organizing files like that saves lives."

"B-but sir!"

"ARgh! That damn stuttering!" I walked up to him quickly and stared him in the face and asked, "Do you know why I hired you Johnny boy? WHen you came for the interview, you gave these useless achievements but the test I gave you was to suddenly pull out a gun and aim at your face... You stared at the barrel Johnny, you stared at it as if you were waiting on it! I saw it in your eyes.... just for a second... then you went up and acted all wimpy like when my father finally met his hidden phone-sex partner only to find out it was granny. I think you have it in you."

"With all due respect sir, organization can indeed save lives, and it can surely... end them."


There's those eyes again: "I like that tone of yours, get your coat, we're starting our investigation today."

"But there are soo many more files--"

"If you love the damn files so much, take em home, hump em' and bring them back to me tomorrow morning with a breakfast!"

I yanked the kid out of the office and so we went on to the first person on the clown's list; an foreigner from Spain. A man who spends his time hunting the most dangerous animals and sleeping with the most beautiful women all over the world. Hell, I would exchange having a homeland where I drink water that looks like a improperly flushed leftover if my outcome was like his. We stepped into the company's Cadillac and I signaled the rook to drive. AS we were driving and I leaned on my door with my hand covering my mouth, somehow this is the format which i do heavy thinking.
"Johnny boy, are you trained well to use a gun?"

"Uh, yes sir,"

"They give guns out like STD's these days, in my day we worked hard for our firearm."

"Back in your day? Are you old sir? I was assuming you're in your early 30's."

"Where I grew up, the only age mattered was if you were old enough to kill, whenever you reached that age, you treated as everyone esle who was that age..."

The very statement of that threw me into loud flashes of blood and children dying. The black and white fragments burned in my head always gave me chill, but after many years, I'm starting to adapt. Nearly a half hour later the car stopped and we were parked outside a grand estate, real flashy looking, almost obnoxious which already put this prick on my bad side.
A radio sparked and said, "Yes, how can I help you?"

"Yeah, I'm looking for a fellow named Gordesso Julio."

"I'm sorry but he's very---"

"I'm here to see the BlackKnight, I was sent here by GameCop." I flashed the card at the radio where a miniature camera could be seen.

"......One moment"

The gate opened up and we drove in, it was a damn long drive to get to his house after we passed the gate. We reached the building and it was as I expected, a huge white mansion with just too many windows for one bachelor. We stepped out the car and the large white double doors from the house swung open and there was a butler signaled for us to come in. My instincts were twitching and my instincts usually never lie, except for that one time in Cancun and with Cosmetic surgery these days one would have reach third base just to realize he's scoring for the wrong team.... the wrong, wrong team. As we entered the door, it slammed behind us and butler was kind enough to stay in the sun while somehow preventing the door from reopening, nice guy, I'll remember to tip him a peso with some bullets next time I see him.

"Hehehhehehe...." A voice hummed all around the large living room. In front of us were two set of stairs in a rainbow setup leading up to second floor, two set of stairs and he lives by himself, man this guy's a prick! Surrounding us wee many doors that already closed and surely locked.

"Alright kid, I don't feel like trying to fight off this guy and your dead weight so just stay alive! I was foolish as to no expect this, I cant believe I left her home!"

"Well, well, well..."
the echoed again, this time I could hear his strong ascent and near girlish giggle. "The GameCop has sent two investigators to me? And men for that matter, is this some kind of joke?"

"First of all," I yelled, hoping to get a fix on where his voice is coming from, "we're here because I want to talk to you! And secondly, don't knock it till you try it, judging by your voice you sound like you're on the fence and my friend over here is more than willing pull you over!" Suddenly it became real quiet....

"How about I pull you over..."
The voiced echoed, and when it ceased the air felt heavy and atmosphere reminded of that time I was the Cafe but right then; a chill went down my spine as three blades pressed against my neck, " into the afterlife?"

"Ehh...eh...I...I didn't know I was your type.."
I could hear the shaking coming from the rook's body... useless!

"You joke now even when you're at the brink of death, you must be Detective Inky. I wonder if GameCop had good intentions for you coming here."


"He gave me his word, it seems we have a common goal in regards to a woman named Hera."

"HERA!? Ahhhh, yes! The she-devil herself, a very popular women around these parts."


"The clown said you have beef with the broad yourself, I've taken a case from her to find her would-be killer."

"Ai, Siento Senor Inky, I think you misunderstand what is happening here. You come into my palace and bring such barbaric weapons as guns, you insult my love for women and you even claim that you're being hired to find the person who will put that woman to death and you expect me to assist you?"


"I don't need you to do anything but talk! Why would the clown, as powerful as he is, consider that woman to be so dangerous? Are talking about super solider whore here or something?! When the clown himself considers someone to be dangerous, they don't get that rep on accident..."

"...... I see, this meeting here is, how-you-say, off the record... So you're getting cold feet, I'm pretty sure she paid you tons of money and now you're wondering if you have become the Devil's advocate."

"Tried that business before.... I HATED IT!"

I quickly shot through the holster, Julio released his hold in shock and I elbowed him in the face! *WHAM*

"ARGH! Ah dammit that hurt! What's your head made out---" I stopped my sentence after seeing that he was wearing a mask. He was crouched down which was proof that he felt something and calmly regained his stance. He wore this metallic mask that seemed something resembling a music note detailed on the each side of it. Eye sockets were carved out so he could and see. That explained the echoing a bit but after that, he was near impossible to sense or hear. He is truly a very dangerous ..*BAM!*

My blood rushed from the surprise and behind the Black Knight there was Johnny who just fired his gun; the bullet speared at Julio and without even looking, he swung his arm up deflecting the bullet and reminding me that had a 3-bladed claw in his right hand.

"You detective,"
he mumbled in a pissed off way, "I am convinced you only wish to know who you are dealing with, but....." There's always a but.... "I'm afraid you just lost your understudy, because I assure you...... he's dead!"

Johnny panicked at Gordesso's threat, and begun to shoot wildly at him! Gordesso charged at him deflecting each shot!

"You are a insects in the presence of beasts! You have no place in my presence, especially nor the right to even fathom killing me.... Disappear from my sight in a crisom beauty, your death will be more brilliant than your life would ever hope TO BE!!!!!"
*To be continued!*


Detective Inky - 2

Posted by Shoma, Aug 8 2009, 10:18 PM in Detective Inky

ChAPTER 2
The next day I sat inside my room pondering of what happened that night. I left the office to get some more info on the broad. As far I know she could be a seductive transvestite that would throw my whole sexuality into question. I wandered down to the cafe that everyone who is someone goes to on nightly basis. Then.... A creepy symphony begun to play as I walked in, the area was great and grand, there in the middle was a stage where the pianist played. There, the audience circled the stage with tables and wine glasses. The radius spread so far that it stretched to the balcony where only VIP members can reside. The melody was very chilling, it pushed me to hold on to my holster for the atmosphere was becoming dangerous and pale. Softly with a long strong chord back and forth claiming you, then the soprano sprung to life twitching my instincts... almost as if it was whispering to me to.... kill someone.
Then a man with his back to the stage stood as the light flashed on him. He wore a long purple robe and that's when I knew who it was...
*Music plays "Requiem For a dream"*PLayed here
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes......yeeeeeeeeesssss" He calmly song,
"ONe will go, and one will stay,
And one will live, while the other decays;
And this is the way that we just see, but I say this is how life should be!
With stabs from each other with a dreadful knife, we sale their children and take their wives, with pain and wreck, doesn't it sound better yet? So don't waste your liquids on painful sweat, lying in the river will keep you wet,
But don't hate the criminal seeking tree, this is the way that life should be!
And YES I SEE! but cant you bleed? Cuz this is the way life should be!
With explosions and guns, and while civilians run, with the BANG of double barrel loaded drum! Now dont hold back, and please just get sum!
Please absorb till you can no longer eat, insanity is something you cannot beat, now we start ourselves a KILLING SPREE, AND THIS MY FRIEND IS THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE!!
AND THIS MY FRIEND IS THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE!!
AND THIS MY FRIEND IS THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE!!
AND THIS MY FRIEND IS THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE!!
Should be...............Should beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEESSSSS!!"

The tune slowly faded away and many of the people were in a daze. The only audience who seemed unaffected were the VIP members who started clapping which snapped the others out of their trance and they joined in applause. He bowed and finally I got glimpse of his face, its been awhile but nothing has changed, he still looks the same. He walked down and sat at the first table filled with dangerous men and hot women. I walked over and before I could speak he said without looking back, "You know, only certain kind of people are unfazed by that song of insanity.... Those certain people are those who are already engulfed in insanity themselves. I couldn't help but notice you barely twitched."
"Oh yeah nice song, I see you're a a fan of Marilyn Manson, didn't expect someone like you to have such homo--I-mean-emo--no-wait-I-meant-homo-and-emo taste. You're the dirtiest and most powerful player in this city. Not only that, but you hold control over the law enforcement and investigation bureau. However," I cocked my pistol to back of his head.*click*
Then suddenly...*Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click*
Nearly ten guns were aimed at my face... My hand was unusually twitching with grip of a rookie who just killed his first panda bear. I couldn't help but grin at the strange sensation, the fact that I can end my and his life with a pull of the trigger was burning inside. I... I.... must pull this trigger!
"Now, now..." He said finally,
"Do you even know why you pulled that gun out on me? Such arrogance isn't like you."
I then snapped out of it and caught myself and then quickly pulled my pistol back in my holster. The obvious weakness in my nerves pissed me off and I tried hard to ignore it.
"Sorry bout that clown..." He turned around which then explained why I gave such a nickname.
His face was coated with white paint with red outline of his lips, just like a clown, his hair was drenched in a green color and it looked wet and rough. Lastly he wore a robe over his purple suit that he kept buttoned, but dirty, finished with a green tie.
"Please Inks, I much prefer my more appropriate alias, a.k.a The GameCop"
Yes, he received that name a long time ago when took control over the law enforcement and had nearly all the goodie-two-shoes killed by their own men in an elaborate setup. He played them without mercy and did it flawlessly and no one had proof it was him, he killed several people like it was game and was praised for it by the underground. Finally someone seeped from the depths and made it to the top, that clown is currently the world's greatest threat.
"Word has it that you've taken on a dangerous case"
"You've never been interested in my work before, why now?"
"Because I care about you, and this young lady will surely send you to the grave."
"I've went against men who's dick could beat me in a arm wrestle and still they always go down. What do you think a pair of tits and a nice bottom will do?"
"HAA Hahahaha! Well it's because you see her as just that, you will die without a hint of doubt!"
He snapped his fingers and the shady people dispersed from the table and he signaled me to sit down.
"So clown, whaddya know about this broad?"
"Her name is Hera, last name is unknown, that's proof as to how many husbands she's been through. Other than the basic stuff about her that I'm sure your intel has pulled up, it turns out that she is actually an excellent markswoman."
"Well aint that a sack of salty bull nuts! She paid out of her double D's just to get me on the case, there's no way she would be good with a gun if she's willing fork that much cash for protection, heck not even protection, I'm just suppose to find her wannabe killer."
"Inky, you were always a genius and a excellent shooter, but don't be so foolish as to think that I would issue a warning and have it not be of grave importance!"
"Heh, the way I see it, I'm one of the few who actually fight crime in this city, I would think I would be on your top list to kill."
"If that were true, you would have been dead."
"Ahh, so the clown is funny joker as well"
"You and I will have our time, and if I die, the city will be changed forever, but if you die I will continue to rule this city without any problems."
"Just spouting nonsense"
"Here's a card, feel free to use it, it's got names of some of my buddies around this city. Hera is dangerous but I cant put all my time into finding her out, however these guys have a gripe with this little lady. Check them out if you wanted to learn more."

He handed me a card with the corner burnt off and his face on the front of it. The back of it had many names and addresses on it, the clown actually gave me something to work with. But now more questions are arising; Why did she select me? What "gripe" do these men have with her? And why in the hell is a crime-lord trying to help me?
"Thanks," I finally said as I arose out of my seat,
"No problem Inks, I know you're worried about me helping you and I assure you that everything I said is legit. BUt lemme be blunt, you are the greatest threat to the world I'm trying to create."

My eyes sprung wide open in shock as to similarity in our thoughts...
"I would rather not have our relationship in bloodbath... hmmm.. then again that does sound pretty fun, heheheheeE! Yet still, you would be so much more fun alive, or would you be more fun.... on my side? Yeeeeeesssssss.... I wonder....."
He jumps up and wanders into the balcony laughing harshly with his voice scaring the other customers. What a sick freak that guy is, but it doesn't matter, I got my lead; it's time to do what I was paid to do, hopefully I wont need the help of some of more unfriendly connections.
*Wakes up from flashback*
Geez, cant slow down now, gotta get to buisness while I'm still have it in my system. "Johnny! Get your coat, we're leaving! And bring some body bags just in case!"
+To be continued+


Detective Inky

Posted by Shoma, Apr 14 2009, 02:00 AM in Detective Inky

*Detective Inky*
There I was... Looking down at my glass wondering if the things I did were worth the things I did, and I did them.... Would I do them again? These thoughts that only Einstein could understand were vexing me but I had to do it, I was the only one who could do it, I, Inky, the detective.

It all started a two weeks ago, I was in my office going through some papers when my understudy came in, a rookie who's been tit-fed success up until now. But now that he's under my wing, we dont suck on mommy's tits..... but other ones, like a whore's who gives you a discount because she likes a man wearing a hat, or a girl who you just found was your cousin when you took her to your family reunion with news of your engagement.... Hmmm... But no mommy's tits. He walks in fumbling a stack of paperwork and stacks them on my desk.

What the hell this boy? You expect me to review all these cases for you?

But sir, there's nearly sixty different cases in here!

Well start with one, then you'll only have 59 kick in the ass waiting on you! Now get started on these now!

Sir, if I may ask, why are we goin over the cases with the deaths of husbands?

Geez tit-sucker, look at the records, the list i gave weren't just unexplained deaths of husbands, but they are, divorces, separations and deaths that are unexplained but somehow had a nice life insurance on them! The only connection, the same wife.

Uh sir, my name is Jonathan Highwaters,

High is what you must be if you think I give a flying humping rabbit about your name and if you believe that this woman is innocent!

But the records show that they already trialed her but all her stories were clean and there wasn't a speck evidence other than suspicion, it seemed just like bad boys, everyman she married was into something illegal or gang-related. IT must be--


Then the door slid open slowly.... A smooth hand surfaced the side of the door as a unforgettable figure walked in. A blonde she-devil, a perfect figure that seemed as if it was made just to deceive men. She wore a fur scarf around her neck and her dress was red with a pink middle layer leaning down from top to bottom. Her small red jacket created a more seductive illusion to her upper body. The black belt hugged her tightly and bragged about her figure even more.

Excuse me detective....

Well paint my balls blue, speak of the devil; If it isnt Ms. Hera.

Ah, so you know me detective? Im honored.

SAve the sweet talk lady, what business do you have here?

Im afraid I'm being pursued by some very---very-----bad----- men.

She walked up to me knowing that it took everything I had just not to mind hump her. For the first time in my career, I felt my strength as something of an insignificant matter. Which basically means one thing.... Weak.
I hate the feeling of being weak, even if its not true, just feeling that way sickens me! She leans over with her hand on the desk showing me a glimpse of a land that can only be found in a 15 year old fantasy, right after discovering Cinemax.

Im up here mister detective,

Sorry bout that, didn't know which head to look at, so i chose the bigger two.

Despite your vulgar nature and sickening disposition, they say you're the best in town.

I wont say I'm the best, I just do the best, but I dont work for criminals.

Good, that's why--

Im referring to you lady,

But why? I have done nothing wrong!

Her act doesn't compare to her looks, I got out of my chair and walked up to her, standing my ground.

54 different lovers, all of them involved in illegal affairs, 26 of them you married, 4 of them divorced while giving you a grand heap of money and 22 of them were murdered with no explanation but they all left their goods to you.... Sorry babe, but if perfect criminal isnt much of a compliment for you then I could just call you bitc----

Uhhhh sir, sir, SIR! Um, please at least hear her out, I mean, knowing her status I'm sure she can accompany your services quite well.

Money doesn't mean a thing if my guts against it, I only ignore my guts for---

A million or more?

She lays the suitcase on my desk and opens it....

Right here, five hundred thousand dollars just for attempting, and the other half when this ordeal is over, and that is even if I die. You seem shocked..... You see, I know you very well too. Hehehe.

You're a dangerous woman, for the first time you have an attractive trait that aint squeezed into.

She slides closer to me, face to face; so that her breaths could be felt against my chin.

And you're a dangerous man, even if you're a dog.
She leaves her number on the desk and turns around perfectly and waves as she leaves, but before she closes the door, she whispers one last thing.

It's a shame that I always been more of a dog-lover, and Im helplessly drawn to big---bad---boys, I surely hope you wont take advantage of my weaknesses detective.
*Door closes*

I looked down at the suitcase and thought to myself, "I think I just screwed myself big time by taking this job".
The next thing I know i feel a arm touch me and quickly grabbed the hand put it into a lock.I instinctively grabbed the head and slung on the desk! THe rookie screamed, "its me sir, its me!" I knew it was him and let him up, while he was still in shock I told him straight:

"You shouldn't grab me Johnny, my mother grabbed me once......ONCE!
She popped me out, gave me Gerber, cleaned my poop and that's all she had to do! But mommy wanted a little cuddle time! Guess what? Mommy doesnt use four of her five left fingers too well anymore, now does she? You get my drift kiddo!?

Yes sir!

You better johnny boy, now that we have a understanding I feel that we've become much closer. You can at least get a handshake.

The kiddo stares at me for a minute then slowly extends out his hand. Our hands meet!

*SLAP!*

BUt sir----

DAMMIT you were too slow, that was a five second deal, you missed your chance now get those paper outta here and close this place down.

Where are you going?

Gotta check out what exactly I've gotten myself into.
I took my jacket off the jacket holder and left the room, "damn" i thought, "That woman is really dangerous...If I'm not careful she will be the end of me..."


Anti-Atheisulous

Posted by Shoma, Dec 18 2008, 06:55 PM in CRazy Thoughts

AS we all know we're turning to the age where anything that resembles a man dying for us all or a benevolent being who resides over everything seems as good as a whore actually graduating college and somehow finding a lawyer who is perfectly fine with her screwing his four uncles in horrible 56yr old censor. And sadly enough, the thought process in which was simply, "believe and live on" has without regards died a horrible and gruesome death. Ofcourse this was killed thousands of years ago, but there was some slight hope that it revived, but since non-believers dont "believe" in rebirth I guess them being quiet for so long was worse then trying to jack off to Kiera Knightly and her bulimic aftermath. Me being one who has tasted both sides of views and can without a doubt understand both and I come to a understanding that anyone who says, "these people are jugemental" are without a doubt, pure dicks!

Lets point something out, everyone judges! And while for some reason we expect flawed religious humans who are just trying not screw the maid or the girl next door who conviently has her window open to you while she strips for her mirror....while looking at you, is harder trail without having to accept everything as if majority of Christians/Catholics are "shoe-ins" for heaven. BUt this time around, it seems Catholics have screwed up with little kids which is now stereotype that will NOT be put down easily and has tarnished a good name(depending on your view of good based on history). BUt the new target is Christians, which is that new cool kid that reminds you of the older cool kid but is just a little more cooler, and the emo kid who killed the past kid is now enraged that a new one popped up with his views on life and no one now wants to see the emo kid's treasured blood paintings.(they're actually pretty good)

While a friend once pointed out, Atheism is in fact a religion itself, a religion of not believing in anything(but to use the word relgion is a bit of a stretch), which is like cool! However if you're able to catch enough minds and get excited enough, and have enough dramatizing PERSONAL experiences in your past life, you can evolve into a anti-religion-ist! This new mind-buff, will cleave to shows like Moral Oral, South Park and tivo any Family guy episode that has any insufferable memory clip that bashes a faith, not to mention, the creator of South Park is Catholic which starks me in a scary way but entertaining way.

Oddly enough, the anti-religious pple seem to have a messiah, which intelligence and comedic have great respect for, has now downed his border-line hatred to extreme hatred and went out and did a movie on how ridiculous religion is, which is entitled, Religious.......clever. The only problem is even with his vast amount of information regarding economy and the past, he failed to consider that maybe being someone who publicly expresses his views based on his belief, and publicly denounces another belief by saying their wrong----- which i would imagine would be the source of his anger because religious people are known for telling others that their belief is wrong-- is a good way of making you look like comedic revolutionary, intelligent prick.

All in all..... By doing so, Faith-haters have defeated their whole purpose of fighting this war and succumb to the dark side in which corrupted religious pple and religious extremist do as well. You can say their doing what the bible tells them, but the simple "love thy neighbor" pretty much stands for everyone, while people who grew up hating gays, just somehow used their faith as extra ammo, but those who read it clearly will realize that the ammo he's stuffing in there is not a bullet, but a teddy bear, and only the weakest little pansies are able to feel it, thus with a battle scar healed they don their apparel for the new generation which is starting to look like a repetition of history. And you think they, who observed the history's mistake would somehow change their path.

Also, this whole "Religion starts wars" is another BS excuse! SUre we had some wars where one guy says, "hey i believe this and you're gona die for disagreeing with me", but in all honesty.......Isnt it the guy's fault who thought he should be killing people by FORCING them to believe in his belief?! ANd it all revloves back to letting the world know how much you hate something that causes an uproar because, if it ever came down to me being the 3% of religous citizens in America, then i mine as well not think about bible study with my friends because thier wont be and I wont wine, I'll just go down my path as I wish.

And while my argument may seem one-sided, I assure you..it's not. But there seems to be a shortage of religious posters, who aren't retarts whom can only seem to muster up nonsense like "You're all going to hell" to someone who doesn't believe in hell, and in some manner, think he's proven a point.
But here comes another baby, "BUt not everyone does that!!!"
Well then dont get all pissy about them, and take your mom's tit out your mouth so we can try to live peacefully without having another darn holocaust.
END...

Much to love the Atheists who just chill and live....
Much love to the religious pple who just chill and live...


Chapter 16 : 1Evolution

Posted by Shoma, Dec 15 2008, 01:20 AM in 1emu Adventure Saga 2

*ChApTeR 16(FINAL CHAPTER)*
In the S.N.A.U Courtroom stood GameCop who was standing right in front of Robert who was on his knees chained. Also there were the NMO guild members including Yagami and FatalRose. The NMO guild and the others stood behind GameCop with two guards on each of Robert; Wizard, Magnis and Maggy and other all those who helped in the fight sat behind in the pews to observe the verdict.
The room looked like a regular Courtroom but it didn’t have a pillar for the judge to sit or a stand for witnesses. The only thing behind Robert was a wall reinforced to deny any unexpected attack or attempt of escape. The two guards spoke in unison, “Let the judgment begin for the Ex- Evil Admin- Robert: charged with attempted murders, disturbance of peace, terrorism in the 2nd degree, massive collateral damage and conspiracy against the entire city of 1Emu!”
GameCop stared at his old friend on his knees, looking down at once a faithful and loyal man, once worthy of taking over when GC wished to quit. It was nearly five minutes going on and everyone stared at GC who was supposed to speak. They knew how hard this was for him and decided to let him take his time.
Finally GC took a few steps forward and bent down and begun the hearing:
“Robert….. How do you plead against the charges?”
“Guilty.” GameCop flinched...
“Since he who is being charged with such charges and has admitted to them, there is no need to continue the procession in which now Robert’s sentence shall be given.”
“May I say something?”
“…….Very well...”
In the midst of my own ego, I turned to Gryph who offered me power. The power were four masks, in which gave me unique abilities, that strongest being the one that slowly began to make me stronger and more evil. While still aware of the side effects I still continued to train with this mask until the idea of destroying 1Emucity became something that wouldn’t leave my mind. So with the KGO I committed the acts that were mentioned. My weakness was to blame and I nearly killed two of my closest friends. I also nearly killed my brother who managed to escape my rage before it was too late. I wished to protect those who I care for and this city but I failed that dream, so the only thing left is redemption- a debt must be paid. “
“Is that all?”
“Yes…”
“Well said…”
GameCop begun to gather energy into his palms and when a glowing sphere was formed he held it back and said, “Let your good works be done and your evil works be undone”. This sphere seemed to gather much more power than his other attacks and it also seemed to be compressing that power until the light was blinding all of those around him. “You’re a great man Robert, not only as a Admin, but most importantly as a friend!”
“Your sentence is……SHiiinnnkuuuUUUUU”
*DOOM!*
The attack flew out of GC’s hands and buried itself into Robert’s stomach!Robert felt life leaving him, he closed his eyes and awaited the cease of pain and felt that this is what must be done. The attack broke Robert out of the chains and smacked him into the wall. When the dust settled, there laid Robert bloody and nearly lifeless. However……..not dead! Everyone was surprised that he wasn’t dead yet, and wondered what was going on. “You’re sentenced to 300 hours on probation as a regular citizen, once that sentence is over there will be 500 hours as an un-probated citizen in which you must not act out of line, not even once. During both terms you must continue to help those and find a way to redeem your lost name for the whole city to see. Based upon your view, the mask controlled much more than you expected and the mask has been destroyed. Therefore, a death sentence has been done already, I expect you to be the same Robert that always knew.”
The court gasped in unbelief at the mercy of GameCop!
“But this is a decision by those who fought against Robert’s tyranny…. All those who are against sentence; you may raise your hand…..”
Yagami looked left and looked right and as each second passed no hand was raised he began to get extremely excited.
“Then by the will of 1EmuCity, I release you Robert that you abide by your sentence and continue..”
He walked up closely to Robert who was still stuck in the wall, and then he whispered, “to follow your dream!.........Case DIMISSED!”
The whole courtroom cheered for Robert’s second chance! Robert who was still surprised at how after all he did, so many people still wished for him to live! There was a celebration right in the courtroom as Yagami lit up and jumped right in front of Robert who finally fell out of the wall onto his knees.
“Robert….You lucky S.O.B”
“Heh, looks like I’ve been given a second chance.”
“I couldn’t see a way that you would live after today and of course it had to be a miracle! C’mon elf, let’s see your bro and go out and drank till we completely forget this entire event! FATAL! See if you can find Robby a girlfriend”
“Haha no can do! Not until he can get mask that makes his dic-k bigger!”
The three young men went out the courtroom until a voice stopped Yagami,
“Elazul!”
Yagami turned around and there was Sam standing there with a slightly depressed smile.
“So this is the life you’ve chosen?”
“No, you see I’ve learned a lot over this whole ordeal and—“
“It’s okay, I understand that you rather not be caged by a ring of vows and I understand—“
“Oooooo…. You don’t...”
Yagami quickly went in and kissed the samurai girl and thus proved to her his transformation. She was in awe at what just happened, in yet she couldn’t help but generate teary eyes.
“Hey, whadd’ya say that after I get completely sauced, you and I go to the Fire temple and let our family know of our engagement?”
“Her smile grew exceedingly and without any more resistance her tears begin to flutter down harshly.
“J-j-just shut up and kiss me again!”
And the two cheered from a distance at Yagami’s new turn in character! They all left celebrating a new begging….1Emu may have not been as strong as it was but it is still 1Emu! It is still a place where veterans feel at home and where new citizens can realize their place of haven. Though we may be of a breed that has taken kinship over process of what 1Emu stands for, we are still a family, whether or not some may believe it, we’re a family all biding under one city, under one mind and one vision.

“1Emu will blossom once more, and then again and so on--- It will not perish, it will not dry out, it will not drown, but it grows its petals and it shall collect a stronger stem and through the seeds that are being planted, it’ll blossom more beautiful than it ever was… But only if we continue to keep planting and keep watering, will growth ever take place… Thank you 1Emulation.”

*Fin*


Extra Scene
*Two weeks later
*

Shoma and Teck were acting bouncers for the Spam Jam Club. A club that only citizens of certain dedication are allowed in. These two cute ladies walked up and flashed them their ID.
Shoma looked at it… “Hmmm… No this is fake!”
Girl interrupted,
“What you talking about!? That’s real, I’m a premium citizen and I deserve my spot in here!”
Teck jumped in, “the only thing you deserve a street corner to match your hobby little lady!”
“Did you just call me a hoe!?”
“I don’t call hoes, I only page them!”
“Oh no you didn’t!”
Shoma stepped in with the other girl who showed her ID… “Alright this looks good, go on in.”
“WHAT?! How she get in!?”
“Because she’s not a harlot!”
“That’s it! I’m going to let the police know about this!”
“Oh go ahead! Hey Shoma can you call the police over!”
“Oh sure buddy! *WE need 5-0 to the Spam Club!”
“Oh snap! I jus got a page saying they need help at the-----Ohhhhh I’m RIGHT HERE! We are da police girl!”
“Breaker, Breaker we also have a lost property at the Spam Club, please notify all pimps in the surrounding area to check all their merchandise and make sure that all their hoes are intact!”
“That’s it IM leaving!”
“HEY HEY GIRL!…………………HEY GIRL!…………… HEY!.....................................Get in here girl, you know we just playing! Just flash the right ID this time!”
“That’s more like it! Here!”
“Now this is the ID I’m talking about, enjoy yourself baby.”
The girls walk in and Shoma stares at Teck and then says… “Dude, that ID was fake.”
“I know, but she threw a phone number with it! AWWWWWW YEAH!”
“That probably ain’t her real number,”
“Watch this then!”
Teck dials the number and puts it on speaker, they both closely listen, then all of a sudden…
Kat Williams: “biatch WHERE M MONEY!?”
They both stared at the phone….. “What the?!”
*THE END^^*


Chapter 15 : And I'll Stand for my Dream

Posted by Shoma, Dec 13 2008, 04:03 AM in 1emu Adventure Saga 2

*ChApTeR 15*
The explosion was massive; the white orb of their power gapped the void that bordered their fight. Inside that orb it was quiet and Yagami was lying down as the collision of their force slowly ripped apart. When the light faded and the wind settled, their laid a huge crater showing how big the explosion was. There he slowly walked up to Yagami as if he was only pushed to the ground, this new Robert left energy of evil throughout the air. He still possessed his sweatshirt and pants but his face seemed a bit different. His forehead had V-shaped blue mark that ended between his eyebrows. His pupils were now gone and he received two underlying red marks under each eye. His hood flew off and hair was long and white; he truly gave off this atmosphere that he was no longer Robert. He was being that represented Robert’s hatred, his anger and his rage…. However the only mystery is when did Robert posses such hatred? Robert pointed down at the fallen Yagami’s neck, the fire wielder was annoyed at how careless he was for over burning himself. Right when Robert raised his sword, he felt an attack coming his way and thus quickly jumped out of its way. He dodged a rose and there stood Fatal Rose ready to defend his friend! Robert stared at Fatal and then smiled, “Fatal! It’s been a long time my friend, where have you---“ For a second, Robert seemed…..friendly. He then crouched and grabbed his head as if it was pain! “ARGH!”
“What the?” Fatal Rose asked aloud,
“I remember the good ol' days….”
“You were much sexier back then…”
“Heh, look at me now! Look at how strong I am!”
“HAH! I see an ugly being, a fake rose pretending to be real.”
“This city is dying Fatal…”
“Yeah your lackey gave me that speech already.”
“We can return….”’
“What?!”
“We can…” And with a rage like nothing before, “RETURN TO HOW THINGS USED TO BE!!!!”
Robert dashed nearly gliding above the ground, he ran and begun to attack Fatal with slashes faster than before. “Elazul!” Fatal yelled,
“HERE WE GO!”
Yagami ran into the fight and they both began to attack Robert at once! It was obvious that Robert was faster than both of them but together it was the same! With constant flips and dodges, the two friends were able to counter, attack and defend against Robert’s new power, Yagami punched Robert in the back, the pain caused him to flinch, and that allowed Fatal to trip him. Once he fell they both jumped and placed their hands together:
“Ready!?”
“This is getting too sexy!!!”
With both palms they threw a combined attack they learned a long time ago called, “Fatal Flame!
Out of their attack spew a spinning rose that could pierce anything it touched with a flare of fire trailing its path. Robert blocked it with his sword but he used all his might to reflect the attack. After the attack was deflected, he quickly jumped up and dodged both attacks from the sides by the two fighters.
“I’ve had enough!”
“HE now stood in a crouched down state, his fingers dug into the ground and his weapon placed on his back…
“Range OF Destiny…..Fierce Deity Judgment!”
Yagami saw what was going on and quickly used his reserved energy and made his last stand…
“AHHHHH!!!!! OVERHEAT!!
His body boiled and burst into flames, when time stood still, Robert went for Fatal who was frozen in his power! Right then, *WHAM!* Yagami crushed Robert in the face with a burning punch, Robert recovered and so the clash continued! They both managed to fight outside of time and outside of limits!
“Argh! Why are you fighting so hard Elazul! This isn’t like you!”
“Why are you even doing this!? When did your mind become so trashy!?”
“You wish to live under GameCop’s shoulder? Your ranks are weakening, your citizens are leaving, your once proud leader is now a lover-boy enojoying life with a vampire and you…STILL WISH TO FIGHT!!?!?!”
“That’s right! I see now what’s going on! I’m not sure who you are but Robert believed in these ideals more than I did! You’re not fighting me! You’re fighting Robert!”
“Robert wanted power and so it was given to him, he lusted for it and it was granted to him! So he forfeited some of his morals but his goal is the ----“
“ROBERT you weak piece of shi---! How dare you let a mask control you! BURN FOR YOUR WEAKENESS ALONG WITH YOUR TOY!!!!”
Yagami grabbed Robert's head and squeezed with all his might, the heat began to hurt Robert and now he was struggling with one hand to remove his hand. He slung hiss word but Yagami flipped over it and then whispered, “I hope you can come back old friend…”
He gently let go, but his hand left a dark mark on Roberts forehead, then he quickly but gently, swiped his finger across Robert’s forehead…”Last Match…”
*DOOM!!*
An explosion bore from Robert’s forehead and attacks blew Robert few feet back till he landed on the ground smoking.
Yagami was breathing hard trying to think of his next move, but he nearly lost hope when noticed something, he couldn’t get a flame going. He snapped his fingers which left a little spark, but it went out, he snapped again, and the same result.
“Come on! *snap, snap, snap* NO, I can’t be out of juice now!”
“YOU IMBECILE!!”
Roared Robert, he rose up with remnants of his new face blown off! Half was showing his current form and the other half was showing Robert’s normal self. Fatal rushed in but to no help as with one swing that didn’t even touch him, Fatal was nearly slashed in half; he fell down in a bloody fashion. Yagami could barely move….
“I won’t let you end this chaos! IT will go on forever! AHHHHHH!!!!” HE ran at Yagami, but Yagami couldn’t move. The flame fighter was now a desolate past that wished to be part of the other path, the path t hat offered him to be something worthwhile, something more than just a fighter. He for some reason, unknown to himself, thought of Sam and how hard she worked to find him. He thought of her smile and marveled at how beautiful she looks when she pouts. He remembers introducing her to Robert when he was younger and when he appreciated her love. Fatal joked around but Robert said congrats and said to him that he was almost there.
While holding his fizzled hand and mumbled…. “So I guess none of was able to reach our goal…”
Right there….the sword stopped right before it was going to pound down on Yagami's head.
“I’ll never get a chance to do what I was holding back on for so long, it seems that GC had the right idea. Sam hates me now, and you’ve went all evil, and Fatal looks like he’s gonna bleed to death.”
For the first time a tear fell down his face, “Death doesn’t scare me, but…but…. To think that today would be the day that I lost everything that meant something to me… in a mere day! Even I’m not that fast… 1Emu will live on…. That was GC’s dream….*sniffs* but danm! What about my dreams? What about your dreams, Robert?”
Suddenly Robert began to turn and toss about in a fuss within him. He started rolling on the ground and pounding his head into the ground and yelling, “ARGH! SHUT UP! Stay in your place you feeble elf! IT’S TOO LATE! I’m IN CONTROL!!!”
With his regained control he quickly swung his sword across Yagami’s neck……. Yagami closed his eyes…..
*CHING!*
When Yagami opened his eyes wondering why isn’t he dead he saw a glowing figure blocking the sword with one finger! Yagami jumped up in shock and looked closely at the person and with one spark he yelled, “K’Dash!?!?!”
“The figure slowly looked back replied and echoing, godly voice…”No…….Wizard…”
*DOOOM!*
With a mere look he pushed Robert back, Robert immediately without asking or thinking sluing his sword and threw a massive wave from it! Wizard put his hand forward and the attack vanished, “WHAT!?” the evil masked yelled. The new Wizard was constantly glowing gold with energy orbs surrounding him, he wore a black, long sleeve shirt and then a vest over it, his gauntlets matched his aura and his large golden pants appeased his presence.
“WHAt are you!?”
“At one time I was one of your fans; you were the only other fighter than my old sensei I held absolute respect for. I was being trained in the power of fire, but even though I changed my style my purpose was the same. Who am I? I’m the reason behind your deaths without reason, I’m the vision that I can be proud of now; I’m the power that was born from Elazul Yagami, and now raised from Magnis the Vampire….
I was once known as K’Dash…but now you may call me Wizard!”
“Why are you---“
“Sorry, I’ve wasted 20 seconds already…..40 seconds then you die…”
*DOOM*
A wave smacked Robert and before he could recover Wizard teleported behind him and with his mind, sends physic punches in a countless array of pain. The attacks were fierce and powerful; Robert dropped his sword, Wizard raised his left hand, then and massive golden hand appeared from the sky and Robert stared upon with fear…… “Right Hand of the Wizard!” The hand crushed down and the powered threw Robert in the sky and with his mind, Wizard smacked him down to the ground. Barely getting up…. He grabbed his sword and without thinking, ran at Wizard in a blind rage! Wizard sighed and said, “You gave into lust but these deeds are not yours, therefore….Magic Trick – Disappear!!!!”
Wizard, for the first time landed on the ground and used both hands and focused them at Robert who was charging….then as Wizard was just about to fire he noticed his power was leaving him, “oh no! Already! I’m losing power fast….This isn’t enough for what I need! Yagami grabbed his shoulder… I’ll back ya’ up! HERE WE GO!!!”
They both charged up and without waiting any longer, “Magic Trick – Disappear….From Ash to Ashes! They shot a spiraling golden beam that was carried by Yagami’s power he received from his brief break. Robert tried to cut the attack but Wizard’s power couldn’t be blocked or cut and thus swallowed the evil mask along with Robert.
“NOOOO! DANM YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!”
*DOOOOOOOOMMMMM!*

Minutes later the commotion ended and there stood Wizard no longer glowing. He carried Yagami on his shoulder to look at Robert; Wizard placed Yagami down and looked at his old master, “K’Dash….”
Wizard was still curious why he still called him by that name, “Can you heal wounds?”
“Sure, just don’t move…”
“Not me, hurry and heal Fatal Rose before he dies, he won’t die easily but this is pushing it... hurry!”
Wizard ran to the rose man to heal him while Yagami stared at Robert in his normal form, quietly….
“I’ll make sure to accomplish my dream for the both of us.”
*cough* “wonder if…”
“Robert you’re alive!!”
“I wonder if it’s too late…. I wonder if I’ve done too many wrongs to ever even attempt to accomplish my true dream…
“You can do it bro…”

For some reason, that moment completed denied their hatred of each other. It denied that Robert was truly evil and it denied that Yagami could be nothing more than a fighter. But it most importantly showed that no matter what, their city will......not.......die.....
“Heh, guess my jealous grew into something so crazy didn’t it?”
“I’m afraid I can’t see how you will get a slap on the wrist for this one bud.”
“Then let my death be the debt I pay, I won’t run… I’ll let 1Emu decide.”

After that day, Robert was taken into custody and placed in jail until GameCop returns to pass judgment. The two samurai girls took care of the weakest brother from the organization and the agent threat was over. Once Robert’s defeat was made known, all of the KGO members who were remaining left the city and went into hiding once more.
*Few Weeks Later*
Now GC has returned, what will his sentence be for Robert? What happened to Fatal Rose?
“I’m okay dude”
Will he survive the healing process!?”
“Yea I did…”
Or he will die and must another funeral be made!?
“I’m okay, just shut up and do your job!”
Uh ok….And what will happen to the future of 1Emucity?
Stayed tuned for the last chapter of 1EmuAvdenture Volume 2 – Chapter 16: 1Evolution!

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