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How I puown3d up a woman.

Posted by emsley , 19 November 2009 - - - - - - · 4,084 views

I was outside digging in my front garden for buried treasure with my shirt off when a Hot blond chick walked past and did not even look at me i immediately knew from all my hours of Pick artist schooling she secretly wanted me to have my way with her so I snuck up behind her and popped her one in the back of the head with my fist, she just yelled "ow...


A list of things that suck and a list of things that are pretty neat.

Posted by emsley , 06 October 2009 - - - - - - · 2,122 views

Behold! Things that suck!

1. People who use the word "seshening!" on facebook - Primarly used to describe "Been intoxicated with alchol - cannabis - cocaine - and anything else that is availabile at the time. If I could re-coin this phrase it would read thusly: "I'm a fag."  Not only does the use of this word come los...

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